Warning: This is a big warning, I wrote this at 11:30 pm the other night. I wasn't in the right state of mind and so shouldn't of really written it but I did heaven forbid I ever do anything like this again. I was half asleep at the time and so this might not make alot of sense IT'S NOT MY FAULT believe me it isn't.
If you work out what they are talking about then please let me know as it is kind of horrible trying to work out what made me think of such a weird fic. Review me and tell me what you think and I know that this is gonna get me a few flames which I'm gonna hang with pride on my wall.
take a deep breath and here we go.
The 'Thing'!
The five gundam pilots are in one of the many rooms of Quatre's estate looking at something.
"You gotta be kidding me Heero."
"You called us in here because of... of that?"
"It's small ain't it?"
"Thanks."
"What does size matter?"
"Oh size does matter especially in this ... eh ... department."
"But Quatre's is smaller than that."
"How the hell do you know?!"
"Trowa said."
"Trowa's is massive. I mean it's no wonder why Quatre can't sit down after him and Trowa... well you know."
"Get a towel QUICK!"
"Oh Wuffei!"
"Hurry before there is blood on the carpet."
"It'll come off Q-Man don't worry."
"Anyway what do we do with that thing?"
"use it!"
"Heero!"
"It's too small Hee-chan."
"Omae o korosu Duo."
"Why?"
"No one puts Heero Yuy down and lives!"
"That's yours?"
"Yes... why?"
"Nothing Yuy, Nothing."
"It's too small. No need to worry about damaging me do ya?"
"Duo!"
"hands off!" (Not Whatcha thinking! ^_^)
"Oops sorry."
"It might be bigger when it's... up and standing."
"... Or in use."
"I need more towels."
"Oh Wu-Man you are so weal it's only Heero's..."
"Don't even go there."
"Gomen!"
There is silence as all regard the THING carefully.
"He's right. It's far too small to be any good."
"I thought the perfect soldier would be... well alot more... have more to offer."
"Relena will be surprised any way."
"Stupid onna."
"Mine's bigger than that Heero."
"Oh Duo!"
"What?"
Silence reaches out and pets the THING
"Hay hands off you might hurt it."
"Far TOO Small!"
"Have to use yours than Duo."
"Nani?"
Heero picks Duo up and carries him away. Loud noises are heard as well as some one yelling (In pain or pleasure I'm not sure.) Half an hour later Duo hobbles back in with Heero following him walking perfectly.
"You know for being small it doesn't half hurt like hell!"
"It's made of strong stuff then?"
"Yep has to be after what he just did."
Heero holds the THING in his hands carefully.
"It's Yuy's pride and joy."
"His baby."
"Want another go Maxwell?"
"No Heero... No I'm fine, just fine."
The other pilots skate round Heero and out of the room quickly leaving Heero on his own. Heero shakes his head and exams the THING carefully.
"Why the fuss? It ain't that small."
Owari *_*
Before you ask no it isn't about that area, like I said if you have a clue to what it might be then please tell me but it isn't what you will first think it is... at least I don't think it is.
If you work out what they are talking about then please let me know as it is kind of horrible trying to work out what made me think of such a weird fic. Review me and tell me what you think and I know that this is gonna get me a few flames which I'm gonna hang with pride on my wall.
take a deep breath and here we go.
The 'Thing'!
The five gundam pilots are in one of the many rooms of Quatre's estate looking at something.
"You gotta be kidding me Heero."
"You called us in here because of... of that?"
"It's small ain't it?"
"Thanks."
"What does size matter?"
"Oh size does matter especially in this ... eh ... department."
"But Quatre's is smaller than that."
"How the hell do you know?!"
"Trowa said."
"Trowa's is massive. I mean it's no wonder why Quatre can't sit down after him and Trowa... well you know."
"Get a towel QUICK!"
"Oh Wuffei!"
"Hurry before there is blood on the carpet."
"It'll come off Q-Man don't worry."
"Anyway what do we do with that thing?"
"use it!"
"Heero!"
"It's too small Hee-chan."
"Omae o korosu Duo."
"Why?"
"No one puts Heero Yuy down and lives!"
"That's yours?"
"Yes... why?"
"Nothing Yuy, Nothing."
"It's too small. No need to worry about damaging me do ya?"
"Duo!"
"hands off!" (Not Whatcha thinking! ^_^)
"Oops sorry."
"It might be bigger when it's... up and standing."
"... Or in use."
"I need more towels."
"Oh Wu-Man you are so weal it's only Heero's..."
"Don't even go there."
"Gomen!"
There is silence as all regard the THING carefully.
"He's right. It's far too small to be any good."
"I thought the perfect soldier would be... well alot more... have more to offer."
"Relena will be surprised any way."
"Stupid onna."
"Mine's bigger than that Heero."
"Oh Duo!"
"What?"
Silence reaches out and pets the THING
"Hay hands off you might hurt it."
"Far TOO Small!"
"Have to use yours than Duo."
"Nani?"
Heero picks Duo up and carries him away. Loud noises are heard as well as some one yelling (In pain or pleasure I'm not sure.) Half an hour later Duo hobbles back in with Heero following him walking perfectly.
"You know for being small it doesn't half hurt like hell!"
"It's made of strong stuff then?"
"Yep has to be after what he just did."
Heero holds the THING in his hands carefully.
"It's Yuy's pride and joy."
"His baby."
"Want another go Maxwell?"
"No Heero... No I'm fine, just fine."
The other pilots skate round Heero and out of the room quickly leaving Heero on his own. Heero shakes his head and exams the THING carefully.
"Why the fuss? It ain't that small."
Owari *_*
Before you ask no it isn't about that area, like I said if you have a clue to what it might be then please tell me but it isn't what you will first think it is... at least I don't think it is.