I turned to everybody else, raising my eyebrows. They were just staring at "Skool" with eyes the size of saucers. I would too, if I didn't think it was some illusion.
"HELLO! Cozzie! Have you realized yet that this is the IZ world?" Amethyst Soul waved her hands madly in front of my face, and I blinked.
"No! It could be a trap!" I replied. Anyway, we just can't do it! The risk is too great."
"A trap for what!?" Jibaku-san said, hands on her hips. "Besides. Weren't you JUST in there?! We should take advantadge of this situation." I can just see little horns appearing over her head, can't you?
"Me and Amethyst-Soul sama were just going in when we heard all of you talking outside, and we went to find you guys." I replied.
I thought about that. Maybe I could see Dib. Super-blush over my nose. I turned before anybody could see it. Ooops. There was Amethyst Soul, rolling her eyes.
"Great idea! Let's go." I yelled, running back into the doors of the skool. Everybody else kind of looked at each other, sighed, and ran after me.
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"Wow..." Verdi said, impressed. "This really is the Skool! Just like I pictured it!" she looked around. The green desks, Ms. Bitters desk, the cockroaches in the corners, and the horrible smell coming from the cafeteria were just the same as in the Invader Zim world. I wasn't sure about all of this, yet, though.
"Everyone!! This is NOT fair!!" screamed Reve. "My Birthday is today, and I didn't get my party yet, or my cake, or my ice cream, or my presents, or my Invader Zim fan merchandise or my spooky doll!! I WANT STUFF!" she stamped her foot in protest.
"No way!! Today is MY birthday." I said. "I'm turning fourteen."
"Dude!" Gazzy said, dark eyes comtemplating behind her glasses. "This is so odd. My birthday is today, too!"
"No way! But So's Mine!" Jibaku-chan and Amethyst Soul said.
"Wait, you guys. This is impossible, we can'-" I started.
Jibaku-chan had me by the neck, and she was shaking me back and forth. My eyes spun around dizzily.
"This is like so cool! Maybe we're all long lost sister twins and we've been put into the IZ world and made to face our destiny!" she said dreamily.
Verdi sweatdropped. "Um, you guys, I think...we're in trouble...." she whispers.
Behind all of us, there were footsteps, getting closer, and closer. We all looked silently, wide-eyed at each other, not knowing what to do. I beelined for the windows and managed to go right through one as it melded for me to fit through. Everybody followed me and landed upon the grass outside or the skool. Reve stood on Jibaku-chan's shoulders and looked into the classroom with binoculars, the nifty kind that spies use, and tried to see who was in the room.
"Oh! I think it's Ms. Bitters. But why is she at skool THIS late?!" she whispered, confused.
"She's HERE TO KILL US ALL!!!" Amethyst Soul screamed like a madwoman.
"Will you be QUIET?! She's gonna hear us!" Jibaku-chan threw a jellybean at Amethyst Soul.
Jibaku-chan laughed in triumph as it hit Amethyst-Soul on the nose.
"Hahahahahaha!! Stupid Human!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!" cackled Reve.
Amethyst-Soul falls to the ground and everybody rushes to the side as if she's dying. Gazzy removed the jelly bean from her face, and made sure that everything still worked the way it should (those damn jelly beans are the number one cause of death in the US, often from being put into places they shouldn't), and saved the day.
"OH MY GAWD!! SHE'S DYING!!" Jibaku-chan screamed, finally realizing the seriousness of the situation. She attempted CPR but ended up stabbing Amethyst-Soul in the lip with a colored pencil. She shot up screaming in pain and started to run in circles around the cough. Reve jumped up and chased her around screaming as well. She then looked back towards Jibaku-chan.
"This means war!" Amethyst-Soul snapped.
"Bring it on!" growled Jibaku-chan.
Gazzy put in some popcorn to microwave and added lots of extra butter. Reve, Me, and Gazzy sat down on the cough and made bets to see who would win.
"I'll say it's Jibaku-chan." says Gazzy, grabbing a handful of popcorn, and cranking up the Doom Song Remix. Reve danced around in a cheerleading outfit and the others argued over who would win.
"No, It's Amethyst-Soul-Sama." I say calmly, before grabbing a generous amount of popcorn.
"Oi!! Gimme some more." says Gazzy as she pulls at the bowel.
"NO! I want some popcorn." I snap, sitting in the middle.
Everybody ignores me and fights over the popcorn until it runs out, when they realize they have dumped it upon the floor and a small rat has eaten it all.
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Meanwhile, Jibaku-chan was pulling Amethyst-Soul's hair, who was tickling her ribs madly. They shrieked and squealed and screamed until the cows came home.
"Oooooh! Cows!" Gazzy yelled, and pointed out the window.
Yes, there were cows. There were lots and lots of cows. Lots and lots and lots and lots of cows. They were mooing and eating grass on the lawn.
"Um, how did I bring COWS to the party?" Jibaku demanded.
"You just did." I say cheerfully, grinning.
Reve began to pet the cow. The cow didn't like Reve. The cow didn't like anybody. The cow turned out to be a huge ferocious bull with big blue horns and fire coming out of it's glowing nostrils.
"Holy crap." Amethyst Soul says. She climbs a tree and hides.
"I want a beer!" says the bull.
"Okay!!" says Jibaku-chan and throws a beer at the bull knocking it unconsious.
"YAY!!! We're saved!!" I yell and run around in circles, everybody giving me weird looks. Nobody's realized how far we've travled though...and pretty soon, we realize that we're in a VERY familier neighborhood...