AUTHOR: S~I~T~H~E
EMAIL: spirit_in_the_heavens_entrapped@hotmail.com
RATING: PG-13
FANDOM: Final Fantasy VII
SUMMARY: The real story of Aeris' *ahem* sad demise.
NOTES: 1. Anti-Aeris, so if that's not your thing £$%^ off. 2. […] denotes Cloud's thoughts. 3. This is part 2 so if you haven't already read part 1 read it now you stupid moron. 4. From this part onwards it contains mild henti ,youi ,and that kind of thing ,so if you don't like that %$^& off
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, Squaresoft is god
Cloud woke up and immediately wished he hadn't .[Now I know how Vincent feels , I'm locked in a coffin] Coincidentally at that moment in time Vincent was quite happy being locked in coffin. This was probably because it was the same coffin as Cloud's and until Cloud had woken up he'd been enjoying some redhot passionate lovein', this was his last resort since Cid dumped him and went and got engaged to Barret .
So all that day Cloud and Vincent had been avoiding each other. This was because Cloud had spent the whole day trying to slit his wrists with an eraser.
"Room cleaning service. Piss off while I clean your room!" yelled Cait Sith as he burst in in a maids' outfit.
"Piss off you stupid cat I'm trying to kill myself!"
"I AM NOT A CAT ,WHY THE $£^%*^^ HELL DOES EVERYBODY THINK I'M A CAT!"
"Your not a cat!* Cloud runs off crying. *"
Later: Tifa "Cloud it's time for the welcome meeting."
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In the meeting room:
"Don't worry Cloud, after you've dealt with a few settling-in problems you'll be fine . T.H.E S.L.U.T will look after you !"
"What!?!?!?!? Aeris , but she's dead ."
"No! don't be silly it's what this place is called, The Home for Educating Superheroes in the Legitimacy and Understanding of Territories ."
"So what does that mean?"
"How the hell should I know! Ask Rufus ,he made it!"
"What! But Rufus is dead."
Unnecessary Music: DUN DUN DUH!
Author: "How did Rufus survive? Will I write another part this year or Will I keep you waiting for ages again because I can't think of anything to write? If I keep you waiting for ages again will I be brutally lynched? Will any of these questions be answered in the next episode? Find out in Sink the Pink part 3."
P.S More Aeris bashing next time. I wove u buy buy!
¬_¬ review please.