Sanzo the homicidal mainac…and the kid who just there tonight (sorry song pun ^_^)

Sanzo the homicidal maniac…and the kid who just there tonight (sorry song pun ^_^)

Goku lied awake in bed. He couldn't sleep. The place they were staying at now was so dark and gray, and the wind was whipping at the sides of the small inn like a knife cutting through a windpipe. He got out of bed and padded over to the door, carrying a small 'tater tot plushy of which he called "Toddy". He opened it and looked for his companions. He peeked in the room next door to find Gojyo 'playing a nice game of tonsil hockey' with an attractive yet sluttish young lady. "Un Gojyo, can I sleep in your room to night? I'm lonely…" the monkey asked shyly. Gojyo looked panicked as his voluptuous playmate looked not just a little bit pissed as being interrupted. "No! now get the hell out dumb ass monkey, I'm busy right now" he growled as he and his lady resumed they're earlier activities without giving the poor boy another thought.

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Goku paddled sadly dragging Toddy behind him, to the next room over.  Hakkai lie in bed seemingly asleep, but he looked like he was in utter agony. Goku cautiously walked in. "He always like this when Gojyo brings a girl home…I wonder why?" he thought to himself as he silently walked over to the bed. "Hakkai? Are you ok? Can I spend the night here with you please…I'm lonely…" he whispered. But he got no answer; Hakkai was daze and too deep into his misery to even hear him. Goku sighed and left as quietly as he came.

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He was hungry now, he wanted to go grab a snack but he knew the kitchen was closed, and it was too late for anyone to be walking outside, so he gave up and went back to his room. When he reached the door, he noticed that it was slightly ajar. "I could have sworn I closed it though," he thought as he opened it to see the window smashed, a number of bloody youkai bodies splattered everywhere, and a blonde man in black crumpled over in the corner of the room.

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"What the…Sanzo that you?" Goku asked clutching his tater tot plushy nervously. The man clad in black rose to his feet, his shirt and robes doused in youkai blood. He had a stony expression on his face as he walked over to Goku. "Oi…sorry about the window, but it was locked and I had no way of getting in," he said in monotone. "These youkai were stupidly trying to rob you, but I gave the basterds what they were due" he laughed. Suddenly he looked down at Goku. Is that a tater tot plushy you have there?

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Goku looked down at toddy and blushed. "Yeah, when I look at him he makes me more hungry though (if that's even possible)" he said meekly. Sanzo took Toddy from Goku and inspected it, he put his ear up to it, as if it were talking and made agreeing 'hmms and ahhs; Goku was quite confused. "…Is that so Toddy?" Sanzo started calmly, suddenly the calm look melted away and turned into sheer insanity " WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT! I'M GUNNA KILL YOU!!!" he screamed as he promptly tour that 'lil tater tot to shreds.

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 After the 'toter-side' Sanzo quickly regained his composer and handed it back to a now very confused and very frightened Goku. "He and I had a little …difference in opinion," Sanzo said and he exited in the same manor as he came, by jumping out the window. Goku walked over to the bed and sat on it. He looked down at Toddy.  "Ya know Sanzo…you could have used the door…" he sighed.

To be continued in part two: "Wacky"

What day ya think, this is the end result of one too many cherry sodas ^_^