(Zoë): Once upon a time, in Parry Hotter's magical land of fairy-cakes, Neville was feeling very cheerful and happy. "My oh my, what a wonderful day," he sang.
(Lisa): "God damn right, it's a beautiful day," sang Hermione.
"Uh huh," joined in everyone else.
So Harry made Draco drink a tankard of beer and took advantage of him. They woke up the next morning feeling totally satisfied. (*Lisa smirks*)
(Zoë): Unfortunately for them, it was not to be. Voldemort would see to that… Harry sobbed. How could he go on without his beloved Mal… DRACO. Dammit, he still couldn't get his name right.
(Lisa): "It's easy, come on, VOLDEMORT!" said Harry, so loudly that everyone else in the Hall silenced and looked to see who'd uttered the name.
"Yes?" said Voldemort, Apparating behind Harry who turned around.
"Um."
"Oh Harry. I wanted you to know… I LOVE YOU!"