(Zoë): "Ginny… or Draco… Ginny… or Draco…"
Harry was facing a dilemma. Should he go out with Ginny, who absolutely adored him and could bake, or Draco who was drop dead gorgeous but whose dad would kill them? Easy really… Definitely Draco.
(Lisa): Harry sobbed. There was no hope for either of them. Oh well, perhaps he should go back to pretending to fancy someone female, just to satisfy everyone. Someone like Cho Chang…
(Zoë): "Good theory, but completely untrue!" gulped Harry. Draco looked at him with a hungry look in his eyes.
"Ah, but it is true… because you fancy…SNAPE!"
"Phew," muttered Harry. Then… "Eww!"
(Lisa): "Really?" said Snape. "Oh, Harry. You know…" He took Harry's hand. "Your dad and I had some pretty hot times together…"
"Um…"
"You look just like your dad, Harry."
Harry screamed just before Snape …kissed… him.
The (very ewy) end.