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"I hate you, Vegeta!
I hate you so much!!" Bulma screeched at the smirking Saiyajin.
"You know that you can't refuse me, woman. Your body is already betraying it's true
feelings. Your scent is almost
overpowering. You want me bad."
Replied Vegeta, and threw back his head and laughed at Bulma's blood vessel
popping.
"I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the LAST MALE ON
EARTH!!!!" screamed Bulma as she unceremoniously stomped off to vent in her
workshop, where machinery filled her head instead of men.
Glancing at her watch, she shook her head at how long she
had been down here for.
Geez, it took me longer to cool down this time. Beat my previous record by at least an
hour…. thought Bulma as the grandfather clock in the family room gonged 2
o'clock. Turning off the light over her
desk, she slowly stumbled up the stairs and down the hall – when she passed Vegeta's room on the way,
she offhandedly flicked off the door - and opened the door to her room. 5 minutes later, she lay passed out on her
bed, fast asleep.
Sunshine pouring in from the balcony window descended on
Bulma's closed eyelids, causing her to be momentary blinded when she did open
them. Her hair a rat nest, her eyes
puffy from sleep, and sweaty from the cotton sheets on a humid night caused
Bulma's first thought to be – shower.
Must shower. 40 minutes later, a refreshened and little more awake Bulma
stumbled out her bedroom door in her favorite cotton robe and went into the
kitchen.
"Morning, Mom….ma……" the last word stretched out when she
saw that she was the only one in the room, where her normally present mother
would be cooking away over the stove.
Actually, now that she really listened, those noises she always took for
granted…..were not there at all. No
sound of her father hacking away at some random project of his, no mother
cooking away, no sound of that stupid dumb ass dog of her neighbors barking its
head off. Just silence.
"There is no one else here, woman.' Spoke a suddenly
appeared Vegeta. Bulma turned and looked
at him questioningly.
"What do you mean, no one is here?"
"I mean, you feeble minded human, there is no other humans
in the near vicinity, or in any where else on this ball of shit planet of
yours, as far as I can tell." Bulma
just stood there, gawking at him like he was an alien from another planet with
three heads ( wait… except for the 3 heads part, that is true ^_^() ) until
Vegeta finally scowled and hefted Bulma onto his shoulder.
"Gack!! Vegeta, you
bakayarou!!! Put me down!!" she screeched as Vegeta walked out the front door
and took off.
"Well, since you obviously don't believe me, woman, I'll
show you." He said as he flew over the nearest city. It was true. All the cars
were still, all the noises had ceased.
It was all too weird for her. Vegeta slowly took them down, and landed in the middle of one of
the deserted streets.
"Well, it looks like we're the last people on Chikyuu,
woman." He smiled baring his teeth like
a wild animal. Bulma finally got an
inkling where this was leading. "You
said so yourself, woman. And here I am,
the last male on Earth." He grabbed her
around her waist roughly and squeezed her to him. Baring his teeth again, he bit down hard on her shoulder, drawing
her blood, making her scream with pain, and even weirder, with pleasure as well. His strong but gentle hands wandering her
youthful figure, his tongue everywhere, his fingers slowly making their way to
–
BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!! Pealed the alarm next to
her bed, making Bulma roll over and promptly fall off the bed in a pile of
strewn sheets and limbs. Her ratty hair
in her mouth and her puffy eyes slightly opened, she could only sigh and plop
her head back into the nest she had made on the floor.
"Oi…from now on, NO more coffee before I go to sleep…" she
mumbled as she fell back to sleep with the alarm still going.
~FIN~
So?? How did u guys like it? Good? Bad? So horrible it made
u puke repeatedly? I dunno, I just got this idea in my head and it wouldn't go
away until I wrote it down ^_^() So, forgive my moment of stupidity….(Moment?
More like a lifetime ^_^()()()() )
So, give me some feed back, k? I'm still kinda new at this pseudo-humor crap I just wrote…. So,
yeah. Comments? Please?????
