??!/? : the fanfic

"Finally, I'm gonna get a Pokémon!" said Mich.

"Calm down, retard," replied a young man with green, spikey hair.

"HEY!!!! ...oops, too loud," shouted, then whispered Mich.

"You two hush," said Professor Elm, "Mich, come and choose your Pokémon." Mich smiled and walked up to a large door
and walked in. Inside were twenty-five Pokéballs with pictures beside them. He chose one with the picture of a Pikachu next to it.

"Nah, to foolishly pathetic," he said as he set the ball back down. He turned around and saw the exact Pokémon he wanted!
The ball he picked up was near the photo of a Mankey. "HERE IT IS!" he shouted as he ran out of the room. Then he hurriedly popped
open the Pokéball containing his brand-new Mankey!

"Mankey! Mankey, MANKEY!!!" Mich's brand-new Mankey said happily as it stretched its arms and legs. It then climbed up
to Mich's head and stood there. Mich lost his balance and fell forward. He woke up in a bed to a shouting Mankey, followed by Professor
Elm's voice.

"You got quite a cut on your head," Elm said, "I hope you feel better, soon."

"I'm used to this by now, I'll be ready to leave whenever it is time to leave. How's Mankey?" Mich popped out with.

"Mankey will be fine. You two should be able to leave after lunch."

"WOOHOO!!!!! I MIGHT BE THE BEST!!!! Huh? Wuzzat?"

"Mankey! MANKEY!!! Mankey!" Mankey shouted as he gripped to Mich's face after being chased into the room by the cook,
the janitor, and three doctors.

"Mankey? WHAT DID YOU DO?" Mich shouted. Mankey's eyes turned into a bright, glowing green and Mich fainted and had
a very vivid dream.

Mankey tiptoed around a corner and grabbed a big bowl of soup. He dropped the soup and ran when the cook came after him.
Running down the hall, he knocked over three trashcans and then the janitor started chasing him. He knocked a table over on a couple of
doctors and as soon as the doctors got help, the two from under the table and the one who helped them joined the chase. Mankey ran into
Mich's room and then... the dream ended. Mich awoke wondering had what happened.

"Apparently, your Mankey has vast psychic abilities. This is a huge discovery! Your Mankey is the first fighting Pokémon with
such strong psychic powers ever! You made a good choice... he likes you, too!" proclaimed Professor Elm. Mankey smiled and hugged
Mich. Mich's stomach rumbled.

"Lunchtime... right?" said Mich as he walked down the hall. Elm nodded as they walked into the meal room. Mich had tomato
soup. Mankey had about fifteen rice balls, twelve apples, thirty-two slices of pizza, and two whole cherry pies.

"Boy, Mankey, you had a lot to eat. I hope you can still walk, because it's time to go!" Mich said as him and Mankey left Elm's
Lab. "Now, we should go to Old Pewter! and get our COAL BADGE!"

Mankey and Mich ran on the countryside, but heard someone shout, "WAIT!!!!!!!" It was Professor Elm! "Mich, you forgot to
get your Pokédex! I brought it... it's right here! latest version ~ V7.904." Mich took the Pokédex. "It will also be able to supply you with
free BASIC Pokéballs," Elm said proudly.

Will I ever make these longer? What else can Pokédex do? What's for lunch? Maybe we'll find later in ??!/? : the fanfic

To be continued....