??!/? : the fanfic

Last time on ??!/? : the fanfic! Phu, a little-kid trainer, got into a fight with his mother. Then the kid had a whiney hissy-fit. Mich had a similar
adventure.

Mich is still on his way to Old Pewter, a small city just north of Viridian Shopping Tower. "Geez, Old Pewter is FAR!!!" Mich said
as he refrained, most painfully, from ripping a sign out of the ground. Instead, he walked right into it. "Unghhh. HEY!!!"

"Dufus," a similarly-size kid said walking up behind Mich.

"Not you…" Mich said as he turned around but only to see his green-haired nemesis… the Man With Many Names!

"YES, ME!!! I AM CHONE!"

"Really? I thought your name was…"

"HELLO!?! ARE YOU STUPID?… wait… Yes… you are stupid."

"I'm going to kill you!!" Mich shouted as he stood up. But he was too late. His Mankey had already made Mich's meaning clear.
He had thrown MWMN up in the air and shot him with a green/orange beam of energy. He was gone, lost, and utterly… far, far away.

Mich decided to just walk away as soon as he realized that if anyone saw a kid flying really far up into the air, they'd probably try
to find his point of origin and the reason that he flew high up in the air. He wouldn't want to be there.

He began to continue on his way to Old Pewter. Then he began to talk to Mankey, "You have a lot of neat tricks, don't you Mankey?"

The only response he received was Mankey jumping up to his head and smacking him in the forehead. Mich fell down and slipped
into unconsciousness.

Where are all the wild Pokémon? What else can Mankey do? Would it be a good idea to lay in the middle of a common path basically
asleep? How long is it from Azure Peninsula to Old Pewter? Am I doing a good job on these 'fics? Maybe we'll find out next time on… ??!/? :
the fanfic

To be continued…