If any of you reading this have heard this monologue before over and over, please just bare with me

If any of you reading this have heard this monologue before over and over, please just bare with me.  I get kinda tired of reading it on websites too, but in this kind of situation, it fits.

In 1899, the streets of New York City echoed with the voices of newsies.  Peddlin' the newspapers of Joseph Pulitzer, William Randolph Hearst, and other giants of the newspaper world.  On every corner you saw 'em carryin' the banner, bringing you the news for a penny a pape.  Poor orphans and runaways, the newsies were a ragged army, without a leader.  Until one day, all that changed…

Newsies is my favorite musical of all time and one of my favorite movies, though I am a Herculean/Xenite/Young Herculean first and foremost.  So one day, I had this crazy idea and for some reason the awesome Caroline Gottschalk Jackson, (you should go read her stuff, it rocks!!!) comedic writer/writer extraordinaire, thought it was an idea worth a shot.  So the Brownets (that's me'n Caroline, in case anyone's wondering) are pleased and proud to present you with our joint effort: Forward to the Past.  A Newsies/Young Hercules crossover.

This is a little intro into the Newsies world for those of you who don't know anything about it.  I could go on forever and a day talking about it, but I want to make this short and sweet.  Jack "Cowboy" Kelly (my friend Kelly insists on me telling you that she loooooves him) is the leader of the Manhattan newsies.  His real name is Francis Sullivan.  David "Walking Mouth" Jacobs is one of Jack's close friends and the brains of the newsies.  Spot Conlon is the leader of the Brooklyn newsies, or should I say Emperor Spot, Overlord of Brooklyn (Spot has an ego the size of the city.)  Racetrack is the hilarious, wisecracking newsie, Kid Blink is the goofy, happy-go-lucky, always-has-a-smile newsie, Skittery is the bad mood, and Mush is the sweet one.

My original characters are Hazel, Ebony, and Clover.  They're newsgirls.  Hazel is like a female Jack, Spot and Ebony detest each other, and Clover is compassionate and Skittery's girlfriend.  Becca is another one of my original characters, and she's Jack's younger sister.  Tibby's (a restaurant) is to newsies like Kora's is to cadets, and that should be all you need to know.  If there's anything else you don't understand, email me (gabby-kora@juno.com) and I'll do my best to explain it!

Well, I think I'm done now.  I'm gonna leave this with an introduction, and all of you people out there reading this—review!!! ('less you're gonna flame us).  Review us and tell Caroline and I what you think of our crazy idea ('less your gonna be really mean 'cause then we'd hunt you down and throw pencils and other various assorted objects at you).  After we get a review or to, we just might decide to post the first chapter of this story.  We'll actually post it whether or not you tell us to, but if you review, I'll give you some of the sugar from my stash (yes, I actually have a hidden stash of sugar packets).  HAPPY DRUG FOREVER!!! (hehe Caroline)  I'd better go now before I scare all of you.  Toodles!

--Kora