Disclaimer: Greetings once more

Disclaimer: Greetings once more. As I have said previously, and I don't know why I put in a disclaimer every chapter, it must be getting annoying, I own only Skitt, Zoe, the storyline, and all original ideas.

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ZIM stalked angrily over to the picture of the monkey in his font room. This Skitt was trying to destroy Earth before him, and she had distracted GIR somehow!! He had been going off to skool without anyone to watch the house at all, and so far nothing terribly bad had happened, but he had to do something about this, this girl, and then it had hit him.

The Invader touched a button on wall next to the picture. It slid up to reveal a screen as big as the picture that had covered it. He looked up at the ceiling and crossed his arms.

"Computer, establish a connection to The Massive," ZIM commanded, and with a slight processing sound, the computer complied. The screen turned pink and a big, grinning Irken symbol filled up the left side, while Irken writing said on the right 'Please hold, other reports are currently being sent in.

ZIM went over to the window and looked out to make sure no one was watching him. As he closed the blinds, he heard a voice.

"ZIM?"

The Invader quickly slid into view and the Almighty Tallest both gave a soft groan.

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Purple, of course, wasn't happy to see ZIM. It had been his personal hope that the idiot had been destroyed and the computer was transferring his will or something. ZIM saluted.

"Sirs, I know I just reported in a few days ago, but I have something important to tell you." There was a sound of a door opening and closing. ZIM cast a nasty glance at whatever had just walked in the house. The Tallest waited disdainfully. GIR came into view.

"GIR, where were you?" ZIM asked, narrowing his eyes in suspicion.

The robot jumped out of his disguise and tilted his head toward the door. "Over thaaat way, at Zohz…" GIR wore a happy grin now. "We had a party!!"

Red cleared his throat. ZIM whirled around.

"I'm sorry, My Tallest. Now, a short while ago another Invader landed came to Earth on an unauthorized mission. Her name is Skitt and--"

The Tallest wore expressions of surprise. "Skitt's on Earth?!" Red exclaimed. "Err…hold on a second, ZIM!" He flicked the hold button and turned to Purple.

"She's supposed to be on Blorch!!" Red growled. The Irkens at their nearby work stations looked at one another and nervously continued on with their tasks. Skitt was in for it, for sure.

"Without an Invader on Blorch, who knows what could happen?" Purple turned to the nearest Irken. "You! Go through the ship and tell the very first Invader you that they're being reassigned to Blorch!" The Irken jumped up, saluted, and dashed out the room.

Red looked at the door. "That solves one problem. What to do about Skitt?"

The other Tallest looked at the transmission screen. "Besides not having an Irken on Blorch, this might not be that bad. Perhaps…" Purple didn't finish his sentence; he leaned forward and turned off the hold, and ZIM straightened, waiting for his leaders to speak.

"ZIM, what has Skitt said or done since she arrived on the planet?" Purple asked, ignoring the questioning look Red was giving him.

"She said she was getting revenge for my ruining her work, and that she was going to take over Earth before me." ZIM said this, and then fell silent.

Purple thought for a moment, and Red waited, wondering what he had planned. "Defeat her, ZIM. Get rid of Skitt and continue with your mission." The Tallest then closed the link.

"Wouldn't be smart to punish her?" Red queried.

"Perhaps, but banishment and destruction end up in the same place – an annoyance out of the way. This way, if ZIM ends up actually defeating Skitt, that's fine, but if he fails, we can banish her to Foodcourtia or something." Purple explained, looking over at Red.

The other nodded. "Yes…that makes sense."

"It's agreed then."

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Zoe walked into the front room, holding a cookie in her hand. Her parrot disguise was discarded on the floor near the couch, and the SIR was looking forward to sitting on the ground and eating her cookie. But, as she sat down, one of the cables flew down from the ceiling, bringing a large television screen with it. After a few milliseconds of static on the screen, ZIM appeared.

"Hey!" he said, catching sight of Zoe. "You're the one who's always distracting GIR!!" The SIR bounded up and her eyes became purple for a few seconds – the closest color Zoe could get to red – and jumped backward into a hole in the floor that had just opened up.

The SIR slid down cables, jumping from one to the next, her expression one of complete seriousness. As she landed next to Skitt, who was working on an upgrade for the spider limbs in her backpack, Zoe pointed upward, indicating the front room upstairs.

"Invader ZIM transmitting a message to you, sir!" Zoe said, saluting.

Skitt whirled around, her backpack floating up and becoming one with her again as she did. "ZIM? What does HE want?!" she exclaimed, and instantly a tiny elevator came out of the floor and whisked them both back up to the front room where ZIM was still waiting, glowering.

When Skitt and Zoe appeared from the floor, ZIM grinned. The girl narrowed her eyes.

"I have just contacted the Almighty Tallest, and their instructions were clear." Skitt's widened with fear at this. "Destroy you and get on with my mission. My wrath will be swift, so prepare yourself for--"

ZIM was interrupted as a mighty earthquake shook the ground. All three of them – ZIM, Skitt, and Zoe – were thrown to the floor as the tremors continued. As the two females stood up, ZIM moved out of range of his camera and seconds later his shrill cry was heard.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Skitt wore a quizzical expression as ZIM ran past the camera again and pulled GIR into view. Zoe and GIR exchanged waves as a platform in ZIM's house rose up out of sight.

"We have to see what's going on. Come on, Zoe, let's get into the VootRunner and follow ZIM," Skitt said, moving toward her platform that led up to the gigantic attic.

Zoe followed her master, but wore a questioning look. "What's goin' on?"

Skitt shook her head. "I don't know, but Invader ZIM clearly does. We'll follow him in the VootRunner, since he's taking his somewhere. He keeps it in the top floor of his base like we do."

As the two got into the VootRunner, another tremor shook the Earth.

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Next Chapter : Jackers Return!

(As if you already didn't know!)

Ack, what an unoriginal idea for the next chapter!! Don't worry, I'll rap it up quickly and then get to the **real** fun, in my opinion. I like doing battle scenes, and the next chapter is just an excuse to do so.