disclaimer: I own nothing but the beauxbatons song.
A day or more ago when we were stupidly crafted
There lived four French wizards
That weren't well known;
Lovable Barney, from TV
I cant my abc's and 123's Elmo, from sesame street
I have to know everything Garfield , from Paris
And stupid Christopher Columbus, from the 1900's
The shared a wish, a hope, a dream
The hatched a weird plan
To educate young french witches and wizards
That's when Beauxbatons began
Now each of these four founders
Formed their own house
For each did they value different virtues.
In ones they had to teach ,
By Barney, the lovablest would be loved far beyond the rest;
For Elmo, the stupidest would always be stupid
For Garfield, those who knew everything would certainly be put in his house;
And stupid Christopher Columbus admired those who no intelligence just like him.
While still alive the did divide
Their favorites from the weird,
Yet how to pick the worthy ones when they were dead and gone?
'Twas Barney who found the way
Whipped us out of a broom closet
The founders put some brains in us so we could choose instead.
We've been wrong a lot yes sire
But well tell you where you belong!!
(a/n I know it doesn't rhyme but it is funny right? Right? Am I right? Yes of course I am right. But any wayz I hope you liked it and I hope you like the next one the durmstrang song so tell me if ya like and if you do great if you don't well then bo on you. but I did also write a story called "McGonagall will you be mine?" and I wrote "the Whezzy twins" a poem so if ya want check those out too. but like I said I hope you like it. Tot to lo…..)
*Tinkerbell*