The Sorting Pants

A day or more ago when I was stupidly sewn

There lived four evil wizards

That weren't well known

Hungry Cookie Monster, form cookie lane

Annoying Angelica, from Rugrats Avenue

Sly Slyvester, form tweety's cage

And Curellea Divel, puppy's wanted

They shared a wish, a hope, a dream,

They hatched a daring plan

To inform witches and wizards of their intelligence

'Thus Drumstrang began

Now each of these for founders

Formed their own hose which each did value different virtues

In ones they had to teach

By Cookie Monster, the hungriest were hungrier far beyond the rest;

For Angelica, the rudest would always beat the rest;

For Slyvester, the slyest were most worthy of admission;

And for Curellea Divel, she loved those who were meanest.

While still alive they did divide their favorites from the other

Yet how to pick the worthy ones when they were dead and gone?

'Twas Slyvester who founfd the way

he bought me from the nearest clothing store

The founders put some brains in me

So I could choose instead!

I'm mostly wrong,

I'll guess and then tell you where you belong!!!

(a/n well what did you think is it funny? I know uit really doesn't rhyme but oh well. Tell me if you like it and if you like the others.)

oh yeah disclaimer I don't know whats with me I forget to do the discalimer but oh well

Disclaimer: I own nothing except for the Idea of the durmstrang song.