author: Tempest
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disclaimer: I don't own anyone recognizable from the WWFE.
They are owned by Vince and WWFE and themselves of course. I also
don't own the rights to this song, I think it was originally Kool
and The Gang.. then Kim and the Gang remade it, yo. No copyright
infringement intended. I just do this for fun.
author's notes: Another parody brought to you in part by
the letter P and the number 3. :D I wrote this before Invasion. I
cannot stand Terri that's why she's not in this. *evil grin* And
uhhh... I don't have an excuse for Ivory yet. :D She's just not
in it either. This fic is mass confusion. It came from a massly
confused individual. Enjoy!
{dice shakin}
Uhh {dice thrown} yeah
Uhh, here's another one, and another one
Yeah
Steph Helmsley, the Queen Bee
*music cue*
It's divas night what, it must be Chyna on the mic
The Butter P honey got the title got the spice
Make the hos fight, hit the em with a right
Yo I just won this motherfucker back last night *points at
belt*
And uhh... I'm the head bitch of this all-star team
Me and Steph is gettin cream, like Thelma and Louise
but on chrome, never leave that divas shit alone
So if you say it's on then it's on
Ladies shakes your hips
We got these guys whipped they wrapped around the wrist
Here's a french kiss
I dismiss all you chicks from WCW, yea hos
you jealous , ooowwww
W-W-F Divas, are the dopest
Like a penny with a hole in it, y'all just hopeless
And get this,we ain't run-nin
Bitches tryin to knock us off, keep tryin
All it takes is one phone call to my divas team
We get on that ass, like a soundtrack WWF Aggressions
Set It Off with the hurricane Lita
Y'all missin the fun , what the fuck
Bump Lil Kim in the trunk and the buck to my thorough bitches
Lemme see ya raises your hands if ya really feel me.
It's the Billion Dollar Princess, Steph'nie
And I got all my divas with me
HEEEEEEYYYYY
Oh this is divas night, and our rhymes is tight
Oh this is divas night, oh what a night (oh what a night)
Oh this is divas night, and the feel is right
Oh this is divas night, oh what a night (oh what a night)
Uhh, always up front, never take shit
You know we divas don't take that, we'll lay your ass flat
We be the one chockin ya paragraphs, with laughs
Getcha back up on the right path
Ain't no stoppin me divas from straight jammin' get our rock on
Makin' the men dance for our pleasure that's right ya'll
Booty shakin with the glass in my left one
Right hand sayin dance son.
To me my girls is fancy fly bitches
To my men keep wishin', stay in line yo, we
Lady pimps ain't havin that shit
If you WCW chicks step, catch a brick ho
Strictly a bell ringer
Can't lay a finger on us big bad wwf divas.
We be the one to blame as the flames keep risin
To the top and it don't stop
Oh this is divas night, and our rhymes is tight
Oh this is divas night, oh what a night (oh what a night)
Oh this is divas night, and the feel is right
Oh this is divas night, oh what a night (oh what a night)
GOSH-
Y'all see, how these bogus bitches try to just imitate the dopest
bitches
Approachin' with ill intentions they focusin on our riches
If it's, too hot then get your ass up out the kitchen.
Buh-Buh and D'von I don't give a damn if you don't care for
me.
Hittin em with these sluggers *holds up fist* knockin ya in
the mouth pow
Bitches bust, we just, keep kickin your ass
And you can spread rumors shit is makin me sicker than head
tumors
Humor me, by huggin me sayin you lovin me
These phony bitches be buggin, I can tell
You want me and the girls to come after you.
Need to get me mo' of these, Belve-ve's and 40's
Drinkin' Hennessey from overseas pimped out in my green
Fuck the bullshit, we keep it right Who, the original divas still
comin and gunnin Straight from the WWf
Tonight's the night for all the divas, get it right!
Chorus (All the divas):
Oh this is divas night, and our rhymes is tight
Oh this is divas night, oh what a night (oh what a night)
Oh this is divas night, and the feel is right
Oh this is divas night, oh what a night (oh what a night)
Aiyyo Steph, heheh, yaknowhatI'msayin ?
I ain't even gon' leave without sayin sun'un bout this here
You ain't gonna use me to just be singin hooks
What I look like?
Christina Aguilera or somebody? Heheh
Check it out, uh huh, yeah
Oh what a night
You should be like Jackie 'stead of bein like Mike
I like to ride pony's instead of ridin bikes
Jackie got the rhymes to incite
I gotta catch a flight
Aheheh, round three and shit
Bitches can't see us from Torrie to Stacey Kiebler
Aaaaoooowwww them bitches wanna be us
Heh we out he-ooh
All Divas:
*divas night, divas night...*