Castle Transylvania
Rosie Scrivello, DDS
Oh sweet mysterious castle, what secrets do you hold? What many stories lie in your hallways? What crazy things have gone in your rooms? What adventures do the bedrooms hold? What creations is the lab credited with? What joyful or ghastly dinners could have been eaten in your dining room? Do you remember anything that happens? Do you remember you time before earth? What adventures have happened inside you? What crazed tales have you helped unravel? Have you had any gruesome murders? What diabolical plans have been created just inside the door? Who has walked through that door? Have they entered and never left? Whose hands could have perfectly sculpted your towers? Was it Frank? What light has come streaming through your windows? Have you been to many planets? Have the same things happened? Has any life been produced there? How many souls haunt your corridor? 20 million*? How many eyes stare in wonder? And how many times will I visit?
* = It is said that Rocky Horror has been seen by 20 million virgins.
I do not own the Rocky Horror Picture show, and I'm [unfortunately] not making any money writing this (but I lost an hour or so worth of sleep).
Rocky Horror Picture Show © Richard "Ritz" O'Brien, 1975
"To Transsexual", "Frank", "Castle Transylvania" © Rosie Scrivello, DDS, 2001
Not to be reproduced without my permission.
Any ideas and/or theories presented are © Rosie Scrivello, DDS, 2001
Any lines mentioned from songs belong to the songs and Richard.