Hardy, Hardy
There's Jeff Hardy
What kind of Hardy is he?

A RAINBOW Hardy
A SENTON Hardy
And a very XTREME looken Hardy
So whose the next Hardy gonna be?

Hardy, Hardy
There's Matt Hardy
What kind of Hardy is he?

A DARK HAIR Hardy
The BRAINS of the Hardyz
And a very TWIST OF FATEY Hardy
So whose the next Hardy gonna be?

Hardy, Hardy
Wannabe Hardy!
Latino Hardy his name

A SPANISH Hardy
A FIESTY Hardy
And just a wannbe Hardy!
So whose the next Hardy gonna be?

Hardy, Hardy
Almost a Hardy
Lita is her name

A GIRLFRIEND of a Hardy
The FRIEND of the Hardyz
What else can you really say?

Hardy, Hardy
Can there be anymore Hardyz?
Who's the other wannabe?

It's Trish!
She LIKES a Hardy!
She KISSED a Hardy!
Is she apart of this team?

Hardy, Hardy
There aren't anymore Hardyz!
No more and that's that
The real Hardyz, are
Matt and Jeff Hardy
So that's the end my poem.