I am well aware that people are going to kill me for this. Just remember: I don't really think Daine is a slut, (or that much of one- *snicker* j/k) I just think she is a rather poorly designed, shallow character, and really I am just poking fun. Please don't review me on the fact that I think Daine sucks- we've all heard those arguments at one time or another, and it gets really stale.
I might do more, if I get inspiration. Anyway, Disclaimer: I don't own any of Tammy's stuff. Don't sue me, please, I do have money, but it is hard earned, through the hours of underpaid slavery some call a 'paper route'…
PS: I can't remember Ozorne's last name- was it Tahiske or something? Well, that's what I'm putting.
Britney Spears Lives: Lucky
(as sung by Daine)
This is a story about a girl named Daine
Early morning, I wake up
Oh dear gods I am late
I've got seventeen dates tonight
Now where are those condoms now?
You know, I am lovely
I'm the perfect whore
And I say, I'm so lucky, I'm a star
I sell porn on the street for two silver nobles
And if I really wanna be Numy's wife
Then why can't he screw me just right?
I give blowjobs, a penny a suck
Bein' Wildmage don't pay and I gotta make a buck
And I keep on suckin' and I keep on fuckin'
Oh, Goddess, I really love my job
I know that I'm lovely
I'm the perfect whore
Numy's got a big dick, he's a real big man
But he just can't do it like King Jonathan can
Thinkin', do I really wanna be Numair's wife
If Numy can't screw me just right?
"Best bitch. And the winner is… DAINE!
I'm Ozorne Tahiske from Carthak, lying in my bed, asking Daine to screw me.
Ohmigod, she said yes!"
I know that I'm lovely, the perfect whore
I never use dildos- I don't need them
I've got enough men for the rest of my life
I screw and screw all night
I know that I'm so lucky, I'm a star
I'm a sixteen-year-old slut I'm the perfect whore
Thinkin that there's nothing missing in my life
I never have a lonely night
I'm so lucky
Oh I'm the perfect whore
Thinkin', do I really wanna be Numair's wife
If Numy can't screw me just right?