WELCOME BACK to the EPIC story of...Eh, whatever this story is. *puts on reading glasses* OH YES. Sugar, Spice, and everything...Zim?
That's the name of the story. Moo! In this chapter, we'll discover WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!! No waaaay.
ANYWAY, in case you're an idiot, (Like me ^_^) I'll remind you: Zim and Dib are spotted in "the pig", flying towards the destruction thingy.
Why? Well heck, isn't that why I'm writing this chapter?!
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Bubbles: Oh no!
Blossom: What are they DOING in that PIG?
Buttercup: They're coming right for us...DUCK!!
Pig: Oink oink.
Dib: *doesn't know the controls* Zim...We're gonna CRASH! STUPID ALIEN!
Pointy Bird From Below: *looks up at Dib* ...Ee! Stupid alien! Ee! Stupid alien!
Other Less-Pointy-But-Still-Pointy Bird: Dag, cut it out.
[o_O Cameo Nicktoon apperance. Yay!]
Zim: I know the controls, STINK BEAST! Move out of the way.
Dib: But if I move than I'll fall out!
Zim: THERE IS NO TI---*Crash*
Dib: *crashed* *picks up his bent glasses* Geez, Zim. Why did you put me in the driver's "seat" anyway?
Zim: *picks up his eyeball* Because I wanted to attempt at being a...Passenger seat...driver.
Dib: Why?! WHY?! I trusted that you knew what you were doing!
*Zoom out onto PpG*
Blossom: Boys. They always argue.
Bubbles: They always crash things, too. *points to the destruction thingy*
Blossom & Buttercup: *gasp* THEY DESTROYED IT!
Zim: *looks up* Well, whaddya know, we did! AHAHAHAHA!!
Dib: *sighs with relief* Good. The earth is MOMENTARILY SAVED from the evils of...little girls. Man, that sounds wrong.
Zim: Momentarily? Oh yes. I'm going to destroy it soon. AAHHAHAHA!!
Dib: Yeah...exactly ._. a paranormal investigator/hero's work is never done.
Zim: ...Yeah sure. Hey...*looks around* Where's Gir? o_O;
Bubbles: *pouting* I can't believe you're dead *hugs destruction thingy* Oh. Gir? He's right over there *points at the sky*
Zim: What? Where?
Dib: THERE! In that miniplane!
Gir: WEEEHEEE!!
Zim: O_O GIR! PUT THE SUPER-LASER AIRCRAFT BACK!
Gir: No! *lands* I'm having too much fun!! WATCH THIS! *shoots a laser at Zim's head*
Zim: *ducks and gets his hair blown off* O_O
Dib: Oooo!
Bubbles: HE'S BALD!
Blossom: We saw him without his hair earlier.
Bubbles: ...Oh yeah! ^_^
Zim: FOOLS! *looks around* You can't see me. I'm invisible. *hides his head*
Dib: *smirks* We can ALL see you, Zim.
Zim: Really---I--I mean--NO YOU CAN'T!
Dib: *snickers*
Gir: WEEE!!! *shoots everywhere*
Blossom: EVERYONE! HIDE YOUR HEADS! HE'S ON A RAMPAGE!
Bubbles: *looks around nervously*
Gir: BUBBLES!
Bubbles: Yes?
Gir: WATCH OUUT!! ^_____^ *shoots a laser at Bubbles*
Bubbles: *stares*
*Dramatic view from behind laser going towards Bubbles*
Bubbles: NOOOO!!!
Gir: Hee!
Bubbles: *becomes bald* ...*bawls* WAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Blossom: Uh oh...
Gir: o.O Is that baaad?
Buttercup: Eww...Bubbles is baaald!
Dib: *laughing* Stupid girls. All they care about is their hair. Hair doesn't matter a bit to m---*gets zapped*
Gir: EHEHEHEH!!!
Dib: ...AHHHHH!!!! I'M BALD!!!!!
Blossom: If we don't get rid of Gir we'll ALL be bald! Come on, girls!
Bubbles: *growls* GIR!!!!
Gir: Yeesss??
Bubbles: GIT DOWN HERE ;_;
Gir: *gets down there* Yeeess?
Bubbles: *beats Gir up, PpG style, with Blossom and Buttercup joining in*
Dib: *to camera, during fight* What makes people like their show, eh? I just don't see it.
Bubbles: *after thouroughly beating Gir up* Yay! Now where's Zim? We have to get him, too!
Dib: *folds arms* The alien has left to an undisclosed location.
Blossom: Tell us, you meanie.
Dib: But you're trying to destroy my home town! You think I'd tell you where my enemy is?!
Buttercup: Well, maybe you could just move away so you don't get blown up. Then would you tell us?
Dib: Actuallythat'saprettygoodideabut NO!
Bubbles: What if we give you caaandy?
Dib: I don't believe in candy. -_-
Blossom: How about a visit to the Cartoon Network studio place?
Dib: I don't believe in going to another cartoon's company. YOU JUST WANT TO BRAINWASH ME INTO LEAVING NICK!
Bubbles: *innocently* Who's Nick? And I thought you weren't gay...
Dib: NICK IS MY COMPANY!
Bubbles: Well gee, you don't have to get all mad about it.
Dib: Yes I do.
Blossom: WHATEVER. Ok. If we give you a lifetime pass backstage to Mystery Mysteries will you tell us?
Dib: *sweatdrop* Well...What else you got?
Buttercup: A lifetime membership to...uh...Some other place?
Dib: YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO TRICK ME! I won't fall for it.
Blossom: *waves backstage passes in front of Dib's face*
Dib: ...No. I'm NOT falling for this. *Very a matter of factly* Those don't have hypnotic powers like Zim's ZIT did.
Blossom: Fine, we give up. *Hintingly, for lack of a better word* I guess we'll neeever know where Zim went.
Dib: YES! Now you'll NEVER know that he hid in the basement of the local beauty parlor! ...Oops. I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
Blossom: *grins* Yes you did!
Dib: Crud. I have to learn to control myself. *kicks a pebble*
Blossom: Let's go girls! To the beauty parlor!
*PpG exit PpG style. Blah.*
Dib: Now I don't have any means of getting off the top of this stupid building, and I jepordized the entire city. Ohhh boy. -_-
Gir: *twitches in pain* *happily, nonetheless* Dib! You can use me if you get me back together.
Dib: *turns around* ...How do I do THAT?
Gir: ...I dunno! ^_^
Dib: Greaaat.
Gir: ...OH! I know! You can use THIS *pushes a little remote over* to call the Vooty thingy. Zim doesn't have it right now.
Dib: *picks up remote* Ooo...Alien technology...*pulls out mini camera and takes snapshot*
Gir: Just uuuuse it! Before I explooode! ...Which...actually wouldn't be too bad!
Dib: Ok, fine. *clicks*
*Five seconds later*
Dib: Whassat noise?
Gir: THE VOOT THING IS COMING!
Dib: Alright!
*Twenty seconds later*
Dib: *in the Voot Cruiser* How does this thing work??
Gir: *licking a lolipop, and somehow magically normal again* I dunno!
Dib: *presses a button* *Voot Cruiser goes into Hyper Speed* AHHH!!
Gir: EEEE!!!
Previously Mentioned Pointy Bird: Look! Someone up there know how to EE! EE with me, my brother! EE!!
Other Previously Mentioned Pointy Bird: Dag, cut it out.
~~Will Zim be completely destroyed by the time Dib and Gir get to the beauty parlor?! Will the PpG have manicures by then?!
Will Bubbles have hair again?! Will the Pointy Birds EVER reveal their TRUE identities?! (If you don't know who they are, then you
need help XD) Find out...Whenever I get back to writing this fic! Which might not be for a while! So bear (bare?) with me! I'm a busy girl!
That's the name of the story. Moo! In this chapter, we'll discover WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!! No waaaay.
ANYWAY, in case you're an idiot, (Like me ^_^) I'll remind you: Zim and Dib are spotted in "the pig", flying towards the destruction thingy.
Why? Well heck, isn't that why I'm writing this chapter?!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bubbles: Oh no!
Blossom: What are they DOING in that PIG?
Buttercup: They're coming right for us...DUCK!!
Pig: Oink oink.
Dib: *doesn't know the controls* Zim...We're gonna CRASH! STUPID ALIEN!
Pointy Bird From Below: *looks up at Dib* ...Ee! Stupid alien! Ee! Stupid alien!
Other Less-Pointy-But-Still-Pointy Bird: Dag, cut it out.
[o_O Cameo Nicktoon apperance. Yay!]
Zim: I know the controls, STINK BEAST! Move out of the way.
Dib: But if I move than I'll fall out!
Zim: THERE IS NO TI---*Crash*
Dib: *crashed* *picks up his bent glasses* Geez, Zim. Why did you put me in the driver's "seat" anyway?
Zim: *picks up his eyeball* Because I wanted to attempt at being a...Passenger seat...driver.
Dib: Why?! WHY?! I trusted that you knew what you were doing!
*Zoom out onto PpG*
Blossom: Boys. They always argue.
Bubbles: They always crash things, too. *points to the destruction thingy*
Blossom & Buttercup: *gasp* THEY DESTROYED IT!
Zim: *looks up* Well, whaddya know, we did! AHAHAHAHA!!
Dib: *sighs with relief* Good. The earth is MOMENTARILY SAVED from the evils of...little girls. Man, that sounds wrong.
Zim: Momentarily? Oh yes. I'm going to destroy it soon. AAHHAHAHA!!
Dib: Yeah...exactly ._. a paranormal investigator/hero's work is never done.
Zim: ...Yeah sure. Hey...*looks around* Where's Gir? o_O;
Bubbles: *pouting* I can't believe you're dead *hugs destruction thingy* Oh. Gir? He's right over there *points at the sky*
Zim: What? Where?
Dib: THERE! In that miniplane!
Gir: WEEEHEEE!!
Zim: O_O GIR! PUT THE SUPER-LASER AIRCRAFT BACK!
Gir: No! *lands* I'm having too much fun!! WATCH THIS! *shoots a laser at Zim's head*
Zim: *ducks and gets his hair blown off* O_O
Dib: Oooo!
Bubbles: HE'S BALD!
Blossom: We saw him without his hair earlier.
Bubbles: ...Oh yeah! ^_^
Zim: FOOLS! *looks around* You can't see me. I'm invisible. *hides his head*
Dib: *smirks* We can ALL see you, Zim.
Zim: Really---I--I mean--NO YOU CAN'T!
Dib: *snickers*
Gir: WEEE!!! *shoots everywhere*
Blossom: EVERYONE! HIDE YOUR HEADS! HE'S ON A RAMPAGE!
Bubbles: *looks around nervously*
Gir: BUBBLES!
Bubbles: Yes?
Gir: WATCH OUUT!! ^_____^ *shoots a laser at Bubbles*
Bubbles: *stares*
*Dramatic view from behind laser going towards Bubbles*
Bubbles: NOOOO!!!
Gir: Hee!
Bubbles: *becomes bald* ...*bawls* WAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Blossom: Uh oh...
Gir: o.O Is that baaad?
Buttercup: Eww...Bubbles is baaald!
Dib: *laughing* Stupid girls. All they care about is their hair. Hair doesn't matter a bit to m---*gets zapped*
Gir: EHEHEHEH!!!
Dib: ...AHHHHH!!!! I'M BALD!!!!!
Blossom: If we don't get rid of Gir we'll ALL be bald! Come on, girls!
Bubbles: *growls* GIR!!!!
Gir: Yeesss??
Bubbles: GIT DOWN HERE ;_;
Gir: *gets down there* Yeeess?
Bubbles: *beats Gir up, PpG style, with Blossom and Buttercup joining in*
Dib: *to camera, during fight* What makes people like their show, eh? I just don't see it.
Bubbles: *after thouroughly beating Gir up* Yay! Now where's Zim? We have to get him, too!
Dib: *folds arms* The alien has left to an undisclosed location.
Blossom: Tell us, you meanie.
Dib: But you're trying to destroy my home town! You think I'd tell you where my enemy is?!
Buttercup: Well, maybe you could just move away so you don't get blown up. Then would you tell us?
Dib: Actuallythat'saprettygoodideabut NO!
Bubbles: What if we give you caaandy?
Dib: I don't believe in candy. -_-
Blossom: How about a visit to the Cartoon Network studio place?
Dib: I don't believe in going to another cartoon's company. YOU JUST WANT TO BRAINWASH ME INTO LEAVING NICK!
Bubbles: *innocently* Who's Nick? And I thought you weren't gay...
Dib: NICK IS MY COMPANY!
Bubbles: Well gee, you don't have to get all mad about it.
Dib: Yes I do.
Blossom: WHATEVER. Ok. If we give you a lifetime pass backstage to Mystery Mysteries will you tell us?
Dib: *sweatdrop* Well...What else you got?
Buttercup: A lifetime membership to...uh...Some other place?
Dib: YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO TRICK ME! I won't fall for it.
Blossom: *waves backstage passes in front of Dib's face*
Dib: ...No. I'm NOT falling for this. *Very a matter of factly* Those don't have hypnotic powers like Zim's ZIT did.
Blossom: Fine, we give up. *Hintingly, for lack of a better word* I guess we'll neeever know where Zim went.
Dib: YES! Now you'll NEVER know that he hid in the basement of the local beauty parlor! ...Oops. I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
Blossom: *grins* Yes you did!
Dib: Crud. I have to learn to control myself. *kicks a pebble*
Blossom: Let's go girls! To the beauty parlor!
*PpG exit PpG style. Blah.*
Dib: Now I don't have any means of getting off the top of this stupid building, and I jepordized the entire city. Ohhh boy. -_-
Gir: *twitches in pain* *happily, nonetheless* Dib! You can use me if you get me back together.
Dib: *turns around* ...How do I do THAT?
Gir: ...I dunno! ^_^
Dib: Greaaat.
Gir: ...OH! I know! You can use THIS *pushes a little remote over* to call the Vooty thingy. Zim doesn't have it right now.
Dib: *picks up remote* Ooo...Alien technology...*pulls out mini camera and takes snapshot*
Gir: Just uuuuse it! Before I explooode! ...Which...actually wouldn't be too bad!
Dib: Ok, fine. *clicks*
*Five seconds later*
Dib: Whassat noise?
Gir: THE VOOT THING IS COMING!
Dib: Alright!
*Twenty seconds later*
Dib: *in the Voot Cruiser* How does this thing work??
Gir: *licking a lolipop, and somehow magically normal again* I dunno!
Dib: *presses a button* *Voot Cruiser goes into Hyper Speed* AHHH!!
Gir: EEEE!!!
Previously Mentioned Pointy Bird: Look! Someone up there know how to EE! EE with me, my brother! EE!!
Other Previously Mentioned Pointy Bird: Dag, cut it out.
~~Will Zim be completely destroyed by the time Dib and Gir get to the beauty parlor?! Will the PpG have manicures by then?!
Will Bubbles have hair again?! Will the Pointy Birds EVER reveal their TRUE identities?! (If you don't know who they are, then you
need help XD) Find out...Whenever I get back to writing this fic! Which might not be for a while! So bear (bare?) with me! I'm a busy girl!