Disclaimer: I don't own Chrono Trigger. Never will. And if you catch me owning Chrono Trigger, smack me. Then I won't own it any more.
Marle Gets Committed
*Crono and Marle are sitting in then kitchen at the table*
Crono: …
Marle: Why don't you ever talk?
Crono: …
Marle: We've been married for six years now and I still can't figure that out!
Crono: …
Marle: I WANT A DIVORCE!!! You're annoying
Crono: …
Marle: You're such a dork!!!
Crono: HEY!!! Oh! I mean…………………..yeah that……………………………….....
Marle: YOU TALKED!!!
Crono: …no…I mean…eep!
*Marle kicks Crono*
*Lucca walks in*
Lucca: I think I figured out why Crono doesn't talk!
Marle: It's too late he just spoke.
Lucca: Really!?
Marle: YES! Crono speak.
Crono: …
Lucca: I don't know Marle. Are you sure he spoke?
Marle: Of course! Crono speak!!!
Crono: …
Lucca: Riiiight…Marle, you should go take a nap…
Marle: HE SPOKE!!! I know he did!
Lucca: Marle, you're hallucinating.
Crono: …
Marle: HE SPOKE HE SPOKE HE SPOKE HE SPOKE HE SPOKE!!!
Lucca: Is it OK if I use your phone?
Marle: FINE!
Lucca: Thanks.
*Marle runs outside and start shouting, "CRONO SPOKE CRONO SPOKE CRONO SPOKE CRONO SPOKE CRONO SPOKE CRONO SPOKE CRONO SPOKE!!!!!"*
Crono: …
Lucca: Marle, they're coming to get you, you'll thank me later.
Marle: WHAT!?!? WHO DID YOU CALL!?!?
Lucca: Oh no body special.
*A large van with padded walls on the inside drives up and two people step out*
Marle: Lucca, this isn't going to be good for our relationship you know.
Lucca: I think it'll be good for it. I did this for the best ya' know.
Marle: I hate you!!! *As van drives off*
Crono: Thanks a lot Lucca; I never did like her.
Lucca: Sure thing Crono. Now, let's talk about us!
Crono: NO!!! *Chases after van* TAKE ME WITH YOU PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
Lucca: He'll come back, he always does. They say that chasing after the van after I flirt with him is sane.