Homework…
Mr. Simmons: For some reason, none of the class handed in yesterday's homework assignment. In turn, every one of you will explain to the rest of the class and I why you were unable to complete your homework. Stinky, we'll begin with you.
Stinky: Willakers, Mr. Simmons! I couldn't do my homework on a count a my dog ate it.
Helga: You don't have a dog, Stinky.
Stinky: My cat ate it
Helga: You don't have a cat either.
Stinky: My pumpkin ate it.
Helga: Your pumpkin's dead.
Stinky: It is? (Runs home crying)
Mr. Simmons: Eugene, you next.
Eugene: Me? (trips over desk) I-I couldn't do my homework 'cause my goldfish ate it.
Sid: Your goldfish is dead.
Eugene: I know, it choked on the paper.
Mr. Simmons: Phoebe?
Phoebe: On your desk, right next to the apple.
Mr. Simmons: Oh yes, sorry Phoebe, Curly?
Curly: Free the animals! (Runs out of school headed for zoo)
Helga: Curly has left the building. (She said this in an announcer voice)
Everyone burst out laughing.
Mr. Simmons: Arnold?
Helga raised her head.
Arnold: Abner ate it.
Mr. Simmons: I actually believe that. Helga?
Helga: I was studying.
Mr. Simmons: About what?
Helga: Ar-Ar-Ar-are there any air conditioners on in this place?
Rest of Class: No.
Helga: Oh yeah, I-I was just studying.
Mr. Simmons: Gerald?
Gerald: I think my sister took it with her, 'cause I can't find it.
Helga: Oh yeah, I believe that tall hair boy! (She and the rest of the class laughed)
Mr. Simmons: Sid?
Sid: You don't want to know.
Mr. Simmons: Lila?
Lila: I am oh so sorry, I was just ever so interested in the text book that I forgot to right my essay.
Mr. Simmons: And last is Herald. Where is Herald?
Sid: I think he just ran home.
The class could hear from outside Herald yelling: I want my mommy!
The End
Mr. Simmons: For some reason, none of the class handed in yesterday's homework assignment. In turn, every one of you will explain to the rest of the class and I why you were unable to complete your homework. Stinky, we'll begin with you.
Stinky: Willakers, Mr. Simmons! I couldn't do my homework on a count a my dog ate it.
Helga: You don't have a dog, Stinky.
Stinky: My cat ate it
Helga: You don't have a cat either.
Stinky: My pumpkin ate it.
Helga: Your pumpkin's dead.
Stinky: It is? (Runs home crying)
Mr. Simmons: Eugene, you next.
Eugene: Me? (trips over desk) I-I couldn't do my homework 'cause my goldfish ate it.
Sid: Your goldfish is dead.
Eugene: I know, it choked on the paper.
Mr. Simmons: Phoebe?
Phoebe: On your desk, right next to the apple.
Mr. Simmons: Oh yes, sorry Phoebe, Curly?
Curly: Free the animals! (Runs out of school headed for zoo)
Helga: Curly has left the building. (She said this in an announcer voice)
Everyone burst out laughing.
Mr. Simmons: Arnold?
Helga raised her head.
Arnold: Abner ate it.
Mr. Simmons: I actually believe that. Helga?
Helga: I was studying.
Mr. Simmons: About what?
Helga: Ar-Ar-Ar-are there any air conditioners on in this place?
Rest of Class: No.
Helga: Oh yeah, I-I was just studying.
Mr. Simmons: Gerald?
Gerald: I think my sister took it with her, 'cause I can't find it.
Helga: Oh yeah, I believe that tall hair boy! (She and the rest of the class laughed)
Mr. Simmons: Sid?
Sid: You don't want to know.
Mr. Simmons: Lila?
Lila: I am oh so sorry, I was just ever so interested in the text book that I forgot to right my essay.
Mr. Simmons: And last is Herald. Where is Herald?
Sid: I think he just ran home.
The class could hear from outside Herald yelling: I want my mommy!
The End