Search For The Ocarina Of Time: Day One: Skull Kid in The Swamp.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything. Except for my Mikau plushie! *huggles*
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SKULL KID: *has just appeared from playing "Song of Soaring"* This is soooooooooooo stupid!! Why the hel- {Wait! Remember the censors!} heck do I have to do this?! *trips over his own feet, falling on his back, giving him an excellent view of the moon*
MOON: *ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiin*
SKULL KID: Oh yeah.... THAT THING.... Darn it, I hate this..... *comes to the boat-tour place* Huh? What the heck is THIS place?!
AUTHOR: (not Akai, don't ask) The Boat-Tour Place!! Check between the asterisks!!
SKULLKID: Huh? *checks (don't ask again)* Oh yeah! *starts to climb up the ladder....*
DEKU SCRUB: *pops out of flower* (SQUEAK!) Hello!!
SKULL KID: *startled out of his sticks* AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls into the water, but, since wood always floats, comes back to the surface* WHO THE SPOONY ARE YOU!!!?
SCRUB: (squeak?) Spoony?
SKULL KID: *whispering* The censers are everywhere.....
SCRUB: Rrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggght.... (squeak!) So, can I help you?
SKULL KID: *drags himself (or floats?) out of the water, and coughs some up, too* YES YOU CAN HELP ME!! Or you COULD have!! *climbs up the ladder*
SCRUB: No, I mean business-wise. You see, I'm selling Magic Beans, with a (squeak!) focus on Deku Scrubs. But you know, I'd really like to open up a shop in town. But....*leans in closer to SKULL KID*
SKULL KID: *sweatdrop*
SCRUB: *whispering* You have to (squeak) have the proper connections, if you know what I mean....*extends hand toward a confused-looking SKULL KID*
SKULL KID: *promptly* No. *walks into Tour-Place, mumbling,* Freaks....
SCRUB: Damn...*gets killed by flaming arrow labeled "CENSORS"*
***inside Bout-Tour Place*
SCARY PAUL-BUNYAN MAN: Hello! Can I help you?
SKULL KID: {Why does everyone want to help me today?}Yeah, twit: Have you seen a blue ocarina??
SCARY PAUL-BUNYAN MAN (or S P-B MAN): A what? What the hell's an ocarina- *gets hit by "CENSORS" mallet*
SKULL KID: It's getting old....
AUTHOR: Sorry...
S P-B MAN: If you want to ride the boat-
SKULL KID: *annoyed* I never said I-
S P-B MAN: *ignoring him* well, you can't, because...well, go to the potion shop to find out.
SKULL KID: WHAT DOES A POTION SHOP HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!!
S P-B MAN: A wild goose chase.
SKULL KID: *steam coming out of "ears"*Grrr...
S P-B MAN: *nervously* H-h-here, take this camera!! *gives him the PICTOGRAPH BOX*
SKULL KID: *staring blankly at thing in his hands* ...whatever.... *walks out the door and slams it behind him, walking past a flaming, squeaking bush....*
SKULL KID: *throws the Pictograph Box into the water* *siiiiiiigh* Now where's that stupid potion-shop...?
-----------at the Potion Shop-----------
SKULL KID: Uck!! This looks like a friggin' hippie crack-house!
KOUME: Can I help you?
SKULL KID: *looks at the witch with the scary nose that's always sniffing* Weren't you one of the bosses in the Spirit Te-
KOUME: No.
SKULL KID: Are you su-
KOUME: Yes.
SKULL KID: Posi-
KOUME: YEEEEEES!!!
SKULL KID: *sweatdrop* Uh, right lady, back to the issue of whether or not you can help me.... Have you seen a blue ocarina?
KOUME: No. Do you honestly think you'd find it on the first day in the first chapter?
SKULL KID: No, not really... Ok, next question: What's wrong with the boat tour ride?
KOUME: My sister, Kotake, hasn't come back from gathering mushrooms in the forest. If you could....
SKULL KID: {Akai said I should always help people.... HAHAH!! As IF!!}*pulls out fire arrows* YOU STEER IT!
KOUME: *swallows* O...K.....
-----On The Boat Tour Ride Thingy----
KOUME: *shaking* D-d-do you have a pictograph box? I-if you do, you can win rupees or-
SKULL KID: Granny, do you think I CARE?!
KOUME: N-n-n-n-ooo.... *glad she'll soon be rid of him* OH! We're here!
SKULL KID: Where?! I don't even know where I'm GOING!!
KOUME: To the Deku King's Palace....
SKULL KID: {Kings have treasure!! Maybe Ocarinas, too!!} Let me off!! *leaps off of boat, but in mid-jump, he freezes*
********Night Of The First Day*************
----------------------------60 Hours Remain--------------------------------
SKULL KID: Uhh...
KOUME: Get used to it: It's been happening since this morining. *zooms off**
SKULL KID: I didn't know it had a motor.... Well, whatever....*walks into Deku Palace*
*************DEKU KING'S PALACE***************
*there are two DEKU GAURDS at the door*
DEKUGAURD#1: Halt! This is the Deku Palace! It is no place for outsiders!!
SKULL KID: ...whatever...*tries to get by but is blocked*
DEKUGAURD: He said get away, darn it!!
SKULL KID: *thinks for a minute* All right, I'll go, but only if you can solve my riddle. First one to guess gets credit for kicking me out to the king.
DEKUGAURDs: O_o
SKULL KID: You said "darn". What's the other, worse word that means the same thing?
DEKUGAURDs: *at same time* DAMN!!! *are both hit by flaming arrows that say "CENSORS"*
SKULL KID: Mweeheeheehee....SUCKERS!!
***************DEKU KING'S THRONE ROOM***************
DEKU KING: Monkey, how dare you!!? You tricked my daughter into letting you into the Woodfall Temple, and then you, you, you ATE HER!!!
SKULL KID: Huh?? *looks at a tiny monkey, all tied up, the acused one* HIM!? EATING A DEKU?! MWEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEHEEEHEEEHEEE!!!
BUTLER: INTRUDER!! SEIZE HIM!!
SKULL KID: *gets thrown outside* Dang.... Well, I think I'll head to this 'Woodfall' place and check it out. But first....a nap!! *sleeps*
************* DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY*********
-------------------------------48 Hours Remain--------------------
SKULL KID: *wakes up* Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. Hm, I wonder what Akai's been doing... Well actually, I couldn't care less, but it'll be in the next chapter whether I like it or not....Mweeheehee....
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Dumb, ne? Well, please R&R, 'cause next we'll find out what I'm doing!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything. Except for my Mikau plushie! *huggles*
{}=Thoughts
SKULL KID: *has just appeared from playing "Song of Soaring"* This is soooooooooooo stupid!! Why the hel- {Wait! Remember the censors!} heck do I have to do this?! *trips over his own feet, falling on his back, giving him an excellent view of the moon*
MOON: *ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiin*
SKULL KID: Oh yeah.... THAT THING.... Darn it, I hate this..... *comes to the boat-tour place* Huh? What the heck is THIS place?!
AUTHOR: (not Akai, don't ask) The Boat-Tour Place!! Check between the asterisks!!
SKULLKID: Huh? *checks (don't ask again)* Oh yeah! *starts to climb up the ladder....*
DEKU SCRUB: *pops out of flower* (SQUEAK!) Hello!!
SKULL KID: *startled out of his sticks* AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls into the water, but, since wood always floats, comes back to the surface* WHO THE SPOONY ARE YOU!!!?
SCRUB: (squeak?) Spoony?
SKULL KID: *whispering* The censers are everywhere.....
SCRUB: Rrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggght.... (squeak!) So, can I help you?
SKULL KID: *drags himself (or floats?) out of the water, and coughs some up, too* YES YOU CAN HELP ME!! Or you COULD have!! *climbs up the ladder*
SCRUB: No, I mean business-wise. You see, I'm selling Magic Beans, with a (squeak!) focus on Deku Scrubs. But you know, I'd really like to open up a shop in town. But....*leans in closer to SKULL KID*
SKULL KID: *sweatdrop*
SCRUB: *whispering* You have to (squeak) have the proper connections, if you know what I mean....*extends hand toward a confused-looking SKULL KID*
SKULL KID: *promptly* No. *walks into Tour-Place, mumbling,* Freaks....
SCRUB: Damn...*gets killed by flaming arrow labeled "CENSORS"*
***inside Bout-Tour Place*
SCARY PAUL-BUNYAN MAN: Hello! Can I help you?
SKULL KID: {Why does everyone want to help me today?}Yeah, twit: Have you seen a blue ocarina??
SCARY PAUL-BUNYAN MAN (or S P-B MAN): A what? What the hell's an ocarina- *gets hit by "CENSORS" mallet*
SKULL KID: It's getting old....
AUTHOR: Sorry...
S P-B MAN: If you want to ride the boat-
SKULL KID: *annoyed* I never said I-
S P-B MAN: *ignoring him* well, you can't, because...well, go to the potion shop to find out.
SKULL KID: WHAT DOES A POTION SHOP HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!!
S P-B MAN: A wild goose chase.
SKULL KID: *steam coming out of "ears"*Grrr...
S P-B MAN: *nervously* H-h-here, take this camera!! *gives him the PICTOGRAPH BOX*
SKULL KID: *staring blankly at thing in his hands* ...whatever.... *walks out the door and slams it behind him, walking past a flaming, squeaking bush....*
SKULL KID: *throws the Pictograph Box into the water* *siiiiiiigh* Now where's that stupid potion-shop...?
-----------at the Potion Shop-----------
SKULL KID: Uck!! This looks like a friggin' hippie crack-house!
KOUME: Can I help you?
SKULL KID: *looks at the witch with the scary nose that's always sniffing* Weren't you one of the bosses in the Spirit Te-
KOUME: No.
SKULL KID: Are you su-
KOUME: Yes.
SKULL KID: Posi-
KOUME: YEEEEEES!!!
SKULL KID: *sweatdrop* Uh, right lady, back to the issue of whether or not you can help me.... Have you seen a blue ocarina?
KOUME: No. Do you honestly think you'd find it on the first day in the first chapter?
SKULL KID: No, not really... Ok, next question: What's wrong with the boat tour ride?
KOUME: My sister, Kotake, hasn't come back from gathering mushrooms in the forest. If you could....
SKULL KID: {Akai said I should always help people.... HAHAH!! As IF!!}*pulls out fire arrows* YOU STEER IT!
KOUME: *swallows* O...K.....
-----On The Boat Tour Ride Thingy----
KOUME: *shaking* D-d-do you have a pictograph box? I-if you do, you can win rupees or-
SKULL KID: Granny, do you think I CARE?!
KOUME: N-n-n-n-ooo.... *glad she'll soon be rid of him* OH! We're here!
SKULL KID: Where?! I don't even know where I'm GOING!!
KOUME: To the Deku King's Palace....
SKULL KID: {Kings have treasure!! Maybe Ocarinas, too!!} Let me off!! *leaps off of boat, but in mid-jump, he freezes*
********Night Of The First Day*************
----------------------------60 Hours Remain--------------------------------
SKULL KID: Uhh...
KOUME: Get used to it: It's been happening since this morining. *zooms off**
SKULL KID: I didn't know it had a motor.... Well, whatever....*walks into Deku Palace*
*************DEKU KING'S PALACE***************
*there are two DEKU GAURDS at the door*
DEKUGAURD#1: Halt! This is the Deku Palace! It is no place for outsiders!!
SKULL KID: ...whatever...*tries to get by but is blocked*
DEKUGAURD: He said get away, darn it!!
SKULL KID: *thinks for a minute* All right, I'll go, but only if you can solve my riddle. First one to guess gets credit for kicking me out to the king.
DEKUGAURDs: O_o
SKULL KID: You said "darn". What's the other, worse word that means the same thing?
DEKUGAURDs: *at same time* DAMN!!! *are both hit by flaming arrows that say "CENSORS"*
SKULL KID: Mweeheeheehee....SUCKERS!!
***************DEKU KING'S THRONE ROOM***************
DEKU KING: Monkey, how dare you!!? You tricked my daughter into letting you into the Woodfall Temple, and then you, you, you ATE HER!!!
SKULL KID: Huh?? *looks at a tiny monkey, all tied up, the acused one* HIM!? EATING A DEKU?! MWEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEHEEEHEEEHEEE!!!
BUTLER: INTRUDER!! SEIZE HIM!!
SKULL KID: *gets thrown outside* Dang.... Well, I think I'll head to this 'Woodfall' place and check it out. But first....a nap!! *sleeps*
************* DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY*********
-------------------------------48 Hours Remain--------------------
SKULL KID: *wakes up* Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. Hm, I wonder what Akai's been doing... Well actually, I couldn't care less, but it'll be in the next chapter whether I like it or not....Mweeheehee....
)))))))))))((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((()))))
Dumb, ne? Well, please R&R, 'cause next we'll find out what I'm doing!