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Chaptah 2! Now quit this jibba jabba and get on wit da story!
Ok, Lizard Man now has 4 names to confuse you:
Lizard Man
Nick T Popo
Poop on a Pole
Sh*t on a Stick.
MWA HA HA!!! NOW TOTAL CONFUSION! And in case yall were wundrin, Neebs and Nick T Popo are my homys. Now, on wit da story!!
*This is the commercial brake*
He's Jakie Chan! He fights enimies, monsters, saves women, save pottery, dodges arrows, and talks with his uncle! Watch Jakie Chan: The seiries on Kid's WB!
Link: There's a Jakie Chan TV show, too?
Neebs: On Kids Dubya Bee, they have every show. Same with fox kids.
Lizardman: This station sucks.
Link: Few words, large wisdom.
They also see a Men in Black the seiries commercial, Ghostbuster the series, Jumanji the series, Spaceballs series, Diablo the series (sweeeeeeeet) Rat Race series,Weird Al series
Neebs: What DON'T they have?
Link and Nick T Popo (glumly): Porn
Playboy the series!
All 3: Wo-hoo!
*back to the show*
Narrator: When we last joined our friends uh I forget what happened. AUTHOR!!
Yeah, yeah, I vagely remember lemme check, just a second. Ohhh right Charizard just got hit by an Anomon is he ok??
Link: Oh dear, the suspense is killing me -.-
Ash: Charizard!!
Charizard, in fear of Ash getting emotional, immediately gets back up.
Ash: Charizard! You did it! I knew you could!
Ash runs up to give Charizard a biiiiiiiiiiiiig hug, but Charizard isn't like that, so he flies away.
Ash: Ok, Charizard, give him a fly attack!
Charizard is reluctant.
Ash: Oh, no, he's not listening to me
Link: *Drip*
Ash: C'mon, Chary!
Charizard: Now I'm REALLY not gonna listen to you! :P
Link: HahahhahahaNO.
Neebs: That wasn't even remotly funny.
OTD: Anomon! Blast him with another one of your Digimon moves!
Link: No, you idiot, Charizard is flying! You can't hit him!
Anomon jumps up and the screen gets swirly. Anomon uses swift.
Link: . o.o
Announcer: Charizard is hit! He falls from the sky, up really really high. Hey, that rymes! ^.^
Link: Oy vay.
Split screen. Anomon, Charizard, Ash, OTD, and Sara Michelle Gellar.
Charizard falls. He has fainted.
Link: In MY game, they die!
Poop on a Pole: Mine, too!
Neebs: You don't have a game.
Sh*t on a stick: I know, but I play Starcraft a lot! ^.^
Link: V.V
Misty: I hope Charizard's ok
Tracy: me, too.
Togepi: Breeee.
Ash: Charizard! Return! I choose you, Lapras!
He throws a Pokeball. Out pops a Lapras, who is compltley defensless on land, so he flops around like a fish.
Ash: well, that didn't work. Lapras, return! I choose you, Tarous!
OTD: Wait, now you have 2 left, and I have 3.
Ash: Wow, that's really ironic!
Misty: Ash, that's not what ironic means.
Ash: tarous, use your stomp attack!
Do I really need to explain?
Tarous' attack connects, and Anomon is sent flying.
Lizard Man: That's gotta hurt.
Split. Anomon, Tarous, Ash, OTD, and Sara Jessica Parker.
OTD: Anomon! Return! Ameoba! I choose you!
He throws a Pokeball and out pops a microscopic Ameoba.
Ash: HeyI can't see that Pokemon!
Neebs: What an idiot
Ash: Tauros! Use your Horny Attack!
Link: Horn attack! HORN ATTACK! He can never get that right.
Tauros jumps and swirly stuff happens. Apperently, Horny Attack is a real attack they added into Gold and Silver. So Tauros get Horny, but, since the Ameoba is microscopic, he misses.
Link: He misses? What does he miss WITH?
Nick T Popo: I don't really want to know
OTD: Ameoba! Use your minimize attack!
Neebs: Uh-oh
Ameoba jumps up swirls, but he gets so small that he dissapears.
Split screen!!! OTD, Ash, Tauros, some Tauros crap, a cloud, and Cher (ugh).
OTD: Ameobareturn??
Nothing happens.
OTD: Oh well. Here's my final Pokemon!
Poop on a pole: $20.00 says it's a protoss carrier.
Link: No way, man, it's a Canadian goose, eh!
Neebs: Two words: Mr. T.
OTD: Mr. T!
Of course Neebs wins because he got 39% on that Science test that none of us knew the answers to.
Ash: Use yo stinkah-poo attack!!
Jump and swirl. Mr T. is strong against that because he's strong period. The only thing that happens is a split screen. Mr T, Tauros, Ash, OTD, and Baby Spice.
OTD: Chaaaaaaaaarge!
Ash: Chaaaaaaaaaarge!
They both jump with the swirly screen. They then charge at each other.
Link, Neebs, and Sh*t on a stick: Mister T! Mister T! Mister T!
BAM! They collide, and Tauros fall over. Split screen agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain. Usual and Gwen Stefani.
Link: It's like that Mountian Dew ad.
Mr T.: I pity that fool! Now quit this jibba jabba and bring on the next Pokemon! .
Ash: Only one Pokemon left. I choose you, Pikachu!
Ash: Pikachu?
Ash spot Pikachu sitting in a bar with all the split screen cameos I've mentioned.
Ash: Pikachu! Get over here!
Pikachu hops down off the stool and walks towards Ash while swaying, and bumps into a wall and falls over.
Ash: Pikachu! Not again!
Pikachu: hiccup!
Ash runs over, pick up the yellow b*tch, and throws him into the ring. When he sees Mr. T, he immediately jumps up and becomes undrunk again.
Lizard Man: Aw, man! I wanted to see drunk Pikachu fight.
Link: No problemo, just rent Conker's Bad Fur Day. It's not Pikachu, but it's a SQURIELL!
Ash: Pi-ka-chu! Thun-der-shock!
Neebs: Does he ALWAYS have to talk in syllables when he says that phrase?
Link: Yes V.V
swirly... there is a huge zap of Thunder as Mr. T is shocked. Split with Pikachu, Mr. T, Ash, OTD, and Pink.
Tracy: I hope Mr. T is ok
Misty glares at him.
Tracy: Uh, I mean, I don't, I don't
Then
A giant shadow cast upon the stadium.
Link: Oh, man, not again!
Jessie: To protect the world from devestation
James: To unite all people within our nation.
Ash: Team Rocket!
Neebs: Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn.
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love
James: To extend our reaches to the stars above.
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Meowth: Meoth! That's riiiiiight!
A/N: whoa, I can't believe I have that memorized!
Lizard Man: Hey, that theme song is cool!
Neebs and Link look at him.
Nick T Popo: What?
Ash: He's just a friggin' normal Pikachu!
Meowth: Good for you. Let's do it guys!
James: A three way with a cat Pokemon?? O.O
Jessie Smacks him.
Jessie: No, you idiot! Let's catch him!!
James throws down a fishing rod from the hot air meowth. Pikachu, being a stupid idiot, bit the hook, and team rocket captured him.
Jessie: We got Pikachu! We got Pikachu!
They take Pikachu and fly away.
There is a long pause. Ash shrugs.
Ash: Oh well.
OTD: I won! I won! I wonIwonIwonI woooooooon!!!!
Far off voice: Oh my God! It IS a normal Pikachu!
A black dot appears in the sky. It gets bigger and bigger and
Ash: INCOMING!!
The Pikachu falls on Mr. T and kills him.
Ash: I won!!! Yeah!!!
OTD: Ash, you are a great Pokemon trainer! You really are!
Neebs: What's he talking about? Ash should have lost!
Pikachu: Pika Pika! Pika Pikachu!
Ash: Yeah, me too! ^.^ Hahahaha!
Pikachu: Did you even know what I said?
Ash: Yeah, you said, "We did it, Ash!"
Pikachu: No, I didn't, I said you're a loser!
Ash: Me too!
Narrator: It looks like our hero make some new friends!
Link: A horny Tauros and a P*nisaur?
Narrator: Join them next time on: PokeMon! The Jhoto Leauge!
Neebs: So it's the Jhoto Leauge now, eh?
Nick T Popo: So what's on next?
Link: Batman Beyond!
To be continued (not literally)
Welllllll? What did you thiiiiiiiiiink? Puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze R&Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!