Search For The Ocarina of Time, Part 2~ Day One: Akai on the Mountain
DISCLAIMER: I DO own Akai! But no one else....:( BUT MY MIKAU PLUSHIE!! *huggles*
This all happens to Akai in the Mountain at the same time the stuff happened to Skull Kid in the Swamp.
Also, I'm not really Goron-bashing ; they really ain't the brightest folks in Termina/Hyrule,which is what makes them sooo adorable ^_^
Oh yeah, sorry for the bad spelling....
**************Dawn of The First Day******************
--------------------72 Hours Remain---------------
AKAI: *has just shown up near where you get the Lens Of Truth* Ugh...my stomach....Now, ah, I think I should get moving....*realizes she CAN'T move* What the-SNOW?! Hewp! Mph!
GORON#1: Hu....uh? *walks over to the snowball, slooooooooooooooowly* Anyone in there...?
AKAI: MPH!! Gmph ouf! Hewp!!
GORON#1: Uh....u...OK! *uses Goron Punch on snowball, sending Akai and bits of snow flying*
AKAI: WHOOOOAAAAA-*lands in snowdrift* MPH!
GORON#1: Are....yoou OK?
AKAI: *digging herself out of the snow* DO I LOOK BLOODY O- *is hit by teacup labelled "CENSORS"*
AKAI: Hey!! What'd I do?!
AUTHOR: "Bloody" is a cussword in Britan.
AKAI: Hence the teacup. ...fuuuuuunnnyyyy. Hey! Aren't _I_ the author?!
AUTHOR: . . . . . . . *dissapears*
AKAI: *sweatdrop*. . . . . . .. . . . . . .*to GORON#1* Goron Number One, where are we? AND WHAT KINDA' NAME IS "GORON NUMBER ONE"?!
GORON#1: We're...somplace cold...
AKAI: *siiiiigh*
GORON#1:OH YEAH! Goron Village. My name is Billy Joe Bob.
AKAI: Uhm, OK then, Billy Joe, can y-
BILLY JOE BOB: Billy Joe BOB!
AKAI: *sweatdrop* OK then, Billy Joe _BOB_, can you get me INSIDE Goron Village?!
BILLY JOE BOB: Why do you say weeee'ree not?
AKAI: *annoyed* Because there's white stuff falling from the sky!!
BILLY JOE BOB: *in horror* NO!! DO I HAVE DANDRUFF AGAIN?!
AKAI: ....you don't even have hair...
BILLY JOE BOB: ...oh.
AKAI: I meant the snow!! Can you open the door to the Goron Shrine for me?!
BILLY JOE BOB: Sure! *performs the Goron Roll to get to the door, and AKAI runs behind. However, BILLY JOE BOB (I'm afraid not to write out his entire name) hits the door and cracks his poor empty skull as well as the door open*
AKAI: Whoo boy...{Wait, I'd better follow my own advice and help people out....} *with great difficulty, drags BILLY JOE BOB into Goron Shrine*
**********INSIDE GORON SHRINE*******
VOICE: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
AKAI: *drags in BILLY JOE BOB*
GORON#2: *from shadows* Oh no! The poor Goron! What happened to him?!
AKAI: Huh...? Who? *looks at BILLY JOE BOB* Oh, him?
GORON#2: *sarcastically* No, the one behind you.
AKAI: O_O A Goron....using....SARCASIM?!!
GORON#2: Of course. We're not ALL stupid: Just the males. *GORON#2 steps out from the shadows revealing a FEMALE GORON!!!*
AKAI: Itai! I always wondered where the females were... But you DID just lose all of my male readers....
GORON#2: Well, if they're NOT stupid, they'll realize it was just an onna-joke.
AKAI: Right! But what IS that crying?!
GORON#2: ....the Elder's son...he misses his father....
AKAI: {Oh yeah! I remember that from the game. It scared me though....I mean, the Elder must be eighty minumun, and his son is three to five!? Who's the mother?! WHOA! Impure thoughts....} I see....
GORON#2: By the way, our tribe has a song that makes any Goron that hears it fall asleep, but, anyway, WHAT EVER SHALL WE DO?!!
AKAI: *sweatdrop* {Maybe the women AREN'T any brighter than the men....} *siiiiigh* {Oh well...} *runs up the stairs to where BABY GORON is crying*
BABY GORON: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
GORON#3: Ow! My eaaaaaarss!! My eaaaaarsss!! It's so looooooud!! That's why I'm standing three feet awaaaaaayyyy from the kid!! Instead of leaaving the roooom and shuuuting the dooooorrrrr!! OWWW!!!!
AKAI: ...
BABY GORON: WHAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'M A PRODUCT OF AN OLD-GEEZER'S ONE-NIGHT AFFAIR!!! WHAAA-*is hit by a rock labelled "CENSORS"*
AKAI: Hey, author! What did he do!?
AUTHOR: The creepy censors say he was implying "suggestive themes". Don't look at me....*dissapears*
GORON#4: You knocked him clear un...concious...!
AKAI: It DID shut him up!
GORONs: ...truuueeee...
GORON#2: Could you please go and fiind the elder? Before the kid wakes up?
VOICE INSIDE OF AKAI KU'S HEAD: {Helppeoplehelpeoplehelppeoplehelppeople....}
AKAI: *eyes glaze over via Heero Yuy* Mission: Accepted. *runs outside*
GORON#2: *puts on her labcoat* Whew, now that she's gone ladies and gentlemen, we may continue researching the space-time continuem theroy....
***THE PATH TO GORON VILLAGR***
AKAI: It's freezing here....
???: No duh!! See the snow?!
AKAI: Huh? What? Who are you???
BLACK FAIRY: *flies down* I'm Tael!! I'll come and help you out!
AKAI: I thought you were with the-
****NIGHT OF THE FIRST DAY****
---------60 HOURS REMAIN---------
AKAI:...I hate that....
TAEL: Ditto.
AKAI: ANYWAY, I thought you were with the Skull Kid...erm, Skull Kid II.
TAEL: I came here through a plothole.
AKAI: o_O
TAEL: *sweatdrop (can fairies sweat?)* Uh, hey! Doesn't that snowball look bigger than the rest?
AKAI: *flatly* No.
TAEL: I thought you said you'd beaten this part of the game before!!
AKAI: You weren't IN that scene!!
TAEL: You were all standing by the Clock Tower, right? I could've heard you from there.
AKAI: Right. I guess...anyway, I didn't use Tatl's help for that: I just punched every single snowball as a Goron!
TAEL: *sweatdrop*
AKAI: Soo....*shoots Fire Arrow at the big snowball. It mealts to reveal GORON ELDER in ice. AKAI fires another FIRE ARROW and melts the ice* There! *hops down with TAEL to the GORON ELDER*
GORON ELDER: Huh? Who aaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeee you?? Thanks foor yooouuuur help, but we cannot accept help from outsiders........I can only think of my crying son...
TAEL: You have a son that still cries?? Either he's immature, or you are a veeerrrrrrrrrrryy freaky geezer...
AKAI: He's unconious right now...
GORON ELDER: !! Then I mustt hurry!! *totters about as quickly as a blind kid with one leg trudging off to detention*
TAEL: ...are you SURE you don't want any help?
GORON ELDER: YES!! LEAVE ME BE!!
AKAI/TAEL: O_o *watch in silence as the GORON ELDER sllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy walks away. He finally moves about two inches before he freezes in ice again [1]*
TAEL: *sweatdrop*Soooo....now what?
AKAI: I heard there's some kind of smithy-
TAEL: "Smithy"? That sounds gay...
AKAI: So's a purple male fairy.
TAEL: I'm an evilish purple-black!
AKAI: ............. O_o Anyway, I'm going, 'cause a smith means a forge and a forge means fire and fire means heat!*runs off with TAEL to the smithy*
*********INSIDE MOUNTAIN SMITHY*******
SHORT ANNOYING GUY: Hello!! Can I help you!!
AKAI: C-c-c-c-cold...
DEKU-STICK-GUY (STRONG MAN): GWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
SHORT ANNOYING GUY: Shaddup!! Can't you see we have customers?!
AKAI/TAEL: *collapse from the cold*
STRONG MAN: GRA! RERR REER!! (I think they're out cold...)
SHORT ANNOYING GUY: Shaddup!! What do you know?!
............and so on. They argued all night. Fortunatly, the place was MILDLY heated, so Akai and Tael didn't die.
*****************DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY*****************
-----------------------------48 HOURS REMAIN--------------------------------
AKAI: *yaaaaaaaawwwwwn* I think we should check out Snowhead today, Tael.
TAEL: Sure, why not?
AKAI: *stands up, and MIKAU PLUSHIE falls out of pocket* Hn, I wonder how he's doing....
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[1] I swear to God, it DOES happen in the game! Unfreeze him, then wait for awhile; he'll freeze up again ^_^
Well, the next part will be about Mikau at the Ocean! Thanks to everyone who R it meant a lot! And I was almost crying when I saw I've become some of your favorite authors....*sniff* So just for you, here's some stats on Akai and Skull Kid:
~~~~~~~~~~~SKULL KID~~~~~~~~~~
NAME: .....?
RACE: Skull Kid (duh)
AGE: ? (about 10 in my fic)
HOMELAND: Lost Woods, Hyrule
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Deku Nuts/Sticks
INSTRUMENT: Woodland Flute
FAIRY: (not telling yet! He'll get one!)
CLAIM TO FAME: Once nearly destroyed Termina with the help of an evil mask.
QUOTE(s): "....whatever." "Mweeheeheehee!"
~~~~~~~~AKAI KU~~~~~~~
NAME: Akai Ku (to YOU ;) )
RACE: Human
AGE: 13
HOMELAND: Michigan, the Real World (shudder)
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Hero's Bow
INSTRUMENT: Fairy Ocarina
FAIRY: Tael
CLAIM TO FAME: Is writing this awful thing! BWAHAHAHAHA!
QUOTE(s): "I...can....control yoooooooou....."
Thanks y'all for the great reviews! I'll give you Mikau's stats next part, Link's the next, and Tsura's after that. Please R&R. I'm going to go R&R your fics RIGHT NOW (until I have to go, anyway)
Ja ^_^
DISCLAIMER: I DO own Akai! But no one else....:( BUT MY MIKAU PLUSHIE!! *huggles*
This all happens to Akai in the Mountain at the same time the stuff happened to Skull Kid in the Swamp.
Also, I'm not really Goron-bashing ; they really ain't the brightest folks in Termina/Hyrule,which is what makes them sooo adorable ^_^
Oh yeah, sorry for the bad spelling....
**************Dawn of The First Day******************
--------------------72 Hours Remain---------------
AKAI: *has just shown up near where you get the Lens Of Truth* Ugh...my stomach....Now, ah, I think I should get moving....*realizes she CAN'T move* What the-SNOW?! Hewp! Mph!
GORON#1: Hu....uh? *walks over to the snowball, slooooooooooooooowly* Anyone in there...?
AKAI: MPH!! Gmph ouf! Hewp!!
GORON#1: Uh....u...OK! *uses Goron Punch on snowball, sending Akai and bits of snow flying*
AKAI: WHOOOOAAAAA-*lands in snowdrift* MPH!
GORON#1: Are....yoou OK?
AKAI: *digging herself out of the snow* DO I LOOK BLOODY O- *is hit by teacup labelled "CENSORS"*
AKAI: Hey!! What'd I do?!
AUTHOR: "Bloody" is a cussword in Britan.
AKAI: Hence the teacup. ...fuuuuuunnnyyyy. Hey! Aren't _I_ the author?!
AUTHOR: . . . . . . . *dissapears*
AKAI: *sweatdrop*. . . . . . .. . . . . . .*to GORON#1* Goron Number One, where are we? AND WHAT KINDA' NAME IS "GORON NUMBER ONE"?!
GORON#1: We're...somplace cold...
AKAI: *siiiiigh*
GORON#1:OH YEAH! Goron Village. My name is Billy Joe Bob.
AKAI: Uhm, OK then, Billy Joe, can y-
BILLY JOE BOB: Billy Joe BOB!
AKAI: *sweatdrop* OK then, Billy Joe _BOB_, can you get me INSIDE Goron Village?!
BILLY JOE BOB: Why do you say weeee'ree not?
AKAI: *annoyed* Because there's white stuff falling from the sky!!
BILLY JOE BOB: *in horror* NO!! DO I HAVE DANDRUFF AGAIN?!
AKAI: ....you don't even have hair...
BILLY JOE BOB: ...oh.
AKAI: I meant the snow!! Can you open the door to the Goron Shrine for me?!
BILLY JOE BOB: Sure! *performs the Goron Roll to get to the door, and AKAI runs behind. However, BILLY JOE BOB (I'm afraid not to write out his entire name) hits the door and cracks his poor empty skull as well as the door open*
AKAI: Whoo boy...{Wait, I'd better follow my own advice and help people out....} *with great difficulty, drags BILLY JOE BOB into Goron Shrine*
**********INSIDE GORON SHRINE*******
VOICE: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
AKAI: *drags in BILLY JOE BOB*
GORON#2: *from shadows* Oh no! The poor Goron! What happened to him?!
AKAI: Huh...? Who? *looks at BILLY JOE BOB* Oh, him?
GORON#2: *sarcastically* No, the one behind you.
AKAI: O_O A Goron....using....SARCASIM?!!
GORON#2: Of course. We're not ALL stupid: Just the males. *GORON#2 steps out from the shadows revealing a FEMALE GORON!!!*
AKAI: Itai! I always wondered where the females were... But you DID just lose all of my male readers....
GORON#2: Well, if they're NOT stupid, they'll realize it was just an onna-joke.
AKAI: Right! But what IS that crying?!
GORON#2: ....the Elder's son...he misses his father....
AKAI: {Oh yeah! I remember that from the game. It scared me though....I mean, the Elder must be eighty minumun, and his son is three to five!? Who's the mother?! WHOA! Impure thoughts....} I see....
GORON#2: By the way, our tribe has a song that makes any Goron that hears it fall asleep, but, anyway, WHAT EVER SHALL WE DO?!!
AKAI: *sweatdrop* {Maybe the women AREN'T any brighter than the men....} *siiiiigh* {Oh well...} *runs up the stairs to where BABY GORON is crying*
BABY GORON: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
GORON#3: Ow! My eaaaaaarss!! My eaaaaarsss!! It's so looooooud!! That's why I'm standing three feet awaaaaaayyyy from the kid!! Instead of leaaving the roooom and shuuuting the dooooorrrrr!! OWWW!!!!
AKAI: ...
BABY GORON: WHAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'M A PRODUCT OF AN OLD-GEEZER'S ONE-NIGHT AFFAIR!!! WHAAA-*is hit by a rock labelled "CENSORS"*
AKAI: Hey, author! What did he do!?
AUTHOR: The creepy censors say he was implying "suggestive themes". Don't look at me....*dissapears*
GORON#4: You knocked him clear un...concious...!
AKAI: It DID shut him up!
GORONs: ...truuueeee...
GORON#2: Could you please go and fiind the elder? Before the kid wakes up?
VOICE INSIDE OF AKAI KU'S HEAD: {Helppeoplehelpeoplehelppeoplehelppeople....}
AKAI: *eyes glaze over via Heero Yuy* Mission: Accepted. *runs outside*
GORON#2: *puts on her labcoat* Whew, now that she's gone ladies and gentlemen, we may continue researching the space-time continuem theroy....
***THE PATH TO GORON VILLAGR***
AKAI: It's freezing here....
???: No duh!! See the snow?!
AKAI: Huh? What? Who are you???
BLACK FAIRY: *flies down* I'm Tael!! I'll come and help you out!
AKAI: I thought you were with the-
****NIGHT OF THE FIRST DAY****
---------60 HOURS REMAIN---------
AKAI:...I hate that....
TAEL: Ditto.
AKAI: ANYWAY, I thought you were with the Skull Kid...erm, Skull Kid II.
TAEL: I came here through a plothole.
AKAI: o_O
TAEL: *sweatdrop (can fairies sweat?)* Uh, hey! Doesn't that snowball look bigger than the rest?
AKAI: *flatly* No.
TAEL: I thought you said you'd beaten this part of the game before!!
AKAI: You weren't IN that scene!!
TAEL: You were all standing by the Clock Tower, right? I could've heard you from there.
AKAI: Right. I guess...anyway, I didn't use Tatl's help for that: I just punched every single snowball as a Goron!
TAEL: *sweatdrop*
AKAI: Soo....*shoots Fire Arrow at the big snowball. It mealts to reveal GORON ELDER in ice. AKAI fires another FIRE ARROW and melts the ice* There! *hops down with TAEL to the GORON ELDER*
GORON ELDER: Huh? Who aaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeee you?? Thanks foor yooouuuur help, but we cannot accept help from outsiders........I can only think of my crying son...
TAEL: You have a son that still cries?? Either he's immature, or you are a veeerrrrrrrrrrryy freaky geezer...
AKAI: He's unconious right now...
GORON ELDER: !! Then I mustt hurry!! *totters about as quickly as a blind kid with one leg trudging off to detention*
TAEL: ...are you SURE you don't want any help?
GORON ELDER: YES!! LEAVE ME BE!!
AKAI/TAEL: O_o *watch in silence as the GORON ELDER sllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy walks away. He finally moves about two inches before he freezes in ice again [1]*
TAEL: *sweatdrop*Soooo....now what?
AKAI: I heard there's some kind of smithy-
TAEL: "Smithy"? That sounds gay...
AKAI: So's a purple male fairy.
TAEL: I'm an evilish purple-black!
AKAI: ............. O_o Anyway, I'm going, 'cause a smith means a forge and a forge means fire and fire means heat!*runs off with TAEL to the smithy*
*********INSIDE MOUNTAIN SMITHY*******
SHORT ANNOYING GUY: Hello!! Can I help you!!
AKAI: C-c-c-c-cold...
DEKU-STICK-GUY (STRONG MAN): GWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
SHORT ANNOYING GUY: Shaddup!! Can't you see we have customers?!
AKAI/TAEL: *collapse from the cold*
STRONG MAN: GRA! RERR REER!! (I think they're out cold...)
SHORT ANNOYING GUY: Shaddup!! What do you know?!
............and so on. They argued all night. Fortunatly, the place was MILDLY heated, so Akai and Tael didn't die.
*****************DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY*****************
-----------------------------48 HOURS REMAIN--------------------------------
AKAI: *yaaaaaaaawwwwwn* I think we should check out Snowhead today, Tael.
TAEL: Sure, why not?
AKAI: *stands up, and MIKAU PLUSHIE falls out of pocket* Hn, I wonder how he's doing....
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[1] I swear to God, it DOES happen in the game! Unfreeze him, then wait for awhile; he'll freeze up again ^_^
Well, the next part will be about Mikau at the Ocean! Thanks to everyone who R it meant a lot! And I was almost crying when I saw I've become some of your favorite authors....*sniff* So just for you, here's some stats on Akai and Skull Kid:
~~~~~~~~~~~SKULL KID~~~~~~~~~~
NAME: .....?
RACE: Skull Kid (duh)
AGE: ? (about 10 in my fic)
HOMELAND: Lost Woods, Hyrule
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Deku Nuts/Sticks
INSTRUMENT: Woodland Flute
FAIRY: (not telling yet! He'll get one!)
CLAIM TO FAME: Once nearly destroyed Termina with the help of an evil mask.
QUOTE(s): "....whatever." "Mweeheeheehee!"
~~~~~~~~AKAI KU~~~~~~~
NAME: Akai Ku (to YOU ;) )
RACE: Human
AGE: 13
HOMELAND: Michigan, the Real World (shudder)
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Hero's Bow
INSTRUMENT: Fairy Ocarina
FAIRY: Tael
CLAIM TO FAME: Is writing this awful thing! BWAHAHAHAHA!
QUOTE(s): "I...can....control yoooooooou....."
Thanks y'all for the great reviews! I'll give you Mikau's stats next part, Link's the next, and Tsura's after that. Please R&R. I'm going to go R&R your fics RIGHT NOW (until I have to go, anyway)
Ja ^_^