The Search For The Ocarina of Time, Part Three: Mikau at the Ocean
DISCLAIMER: Do you think I own Zelda? *takes out Hero's Bow with Light Arrows* Doooooooooooo you? Nooo? Good. *puts the weapon away*
Once again, thanks to all of you for your great reviews! If you ever need any help with a fic, serious or humorous, feel free to E-mail me for help! I'll edit, proofread, offer tips to make it more descriptive, whatever!
So, R&R please, all, and, once again, please forgive the horrible spelling... Here we go....
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*******DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY********
---------------72 HOURS REMAIN-----------------
*~*~*~*~*GREAT BAY COAST*~*~*~*~*~*
MIKAU: *appears after playing "Song of Soaring"* Ooh, dude, my stomach! I don't think I should've chomped on that seventh Chili-Sea Bream...
AUTHOR: O_o You've got problems.
MIKAU: y'know what?! So do you!! Like, stop annoying us in these fics by butting in!! You've already sent Akai to do that!!
AUTHOR: *chuckles evily* Very well. I'll just give you a "partner" like I did Akai...*leaves*
BLUE FAIRY: *appears*
MIKAU: Whoa! Dude! Who are YOU!
BLUE FAIRY: I'm the partner XIIIRedXIII sent you!
MIKAU: Xeeredxee what? That's a funny-sounding name...
BLUE FAIRY:*slams into the floor (yes there IS a floor; remember where the Owl Statue is?), her version of a facefault* Idiot!! Those are Roman numerals!! It's 13Red13!!!
MIKAU:...gimme a break; I'm just a some polygonal Zora... So who's this XIIIRedXIII chick anyway?
BLUEFAIRY: *siiiigh* OK, Akai Ku has a flipside, XIIIRedXIII, aka the "AUTHOR". Akai is the self-inserted character, strong physically and courageous, and XIIIRedXIII is the intellectual one, and the author. Akai means red in Japenese, see?
MIKAU: No, I don't see. All I see is a lot of blue...
BLUEFAIRY: *rolls eyes (assuming she HAS eyes)* Gra! Anyway, if you combine Akai and Red, you get the real-life girl who is sitting at her laptop in Michigan writing this at two AM!
MIKAU: ...who is...?
XIIIREDXIII: *appears* You'd BETTER not tell, Ruto, or you'll be playing "Saria's Song" for Darunia 24-hours straight. *leaves*
RUTO (BLUEFAIRY): As you can see, both sides are annoying and sarcastic....Mikau, what's wrong? Like-Like got your tounge?
MIKAU: You're RUTO!! THE ONE THAT CHASES LINK AROUND!!
RUTO: *sssiiiiiiiiiggghhhh* I don't do that anymore: No dating outside my own species, thank you very much. I am The Hylian Zora Princess Ruto IV [1], the Sage of Water in The Realm of Light, and I have assumed this earthly body of a fairy to assist you!
MIKAU: ...or maybe just annoy me...
RUTO: *rings and hits Mikau in the head* Just shut up, guitar-boy! Let's go into the Marine Research Center [2], seeing we're kinda' just STANDING ON ITS PORCH ? !!!
MIKAU: ...*shrugs* Ok. *climbs up the ladder*
*~*~*~*~*~*~INSIDE MARINE RESEARCH CENTER~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
MIKAU: Ugh...I think the dude in that jar is my Uncle Joe...
RUTO: Ahh!!! *hides behind Mikau*
MIKAU: ??? What?
RUTO: That man...
MIKAU: Man? I thought it was a grandma...
???: Humph!
RUTO: Nevermind. He...eats frog eyeballs!!!
MIKAU: Eewww!!
SEA MONKEY IN JAR: Eewww!
BIG FISH IN TANK #1: Eewww!!
BIG FISH IN TANK #2: Eewww!!*eats BFIT#1*
GERUDO PIRATES: (passing outside) Eewww!!
XIIIREDXIII: (from Author-Land) Eewww!!
THE EVIL MOON: Eewww!! Wait, I was just looking at my face in the water...
MIKAU: ...*sweatdrop*
RUTO: That was...
MIKAU: ...strange?
RUTO: Exactly.
SCARY FROG-EYEBALL EATING MAN: Oh come on, I only did that in Ocarina of Time.
MIKAU: *candle (no lightbulbs!) appears over head* Oi! By the way, have you seen it?
SFEBEM: Huh?! The movie's out already?! WHOOHOO!!! *runs out the door*
RUTO: No wait that's not what we-
*SPLASH is heard from outside*
RUTO: ...meant.
MIKAU: Where to now?
RUTO: *siiiiiiighh* Let's try Zora Hall...
MIKAU: 'k. *runs out door*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~GREAT BAY COAST~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
ZORA#1: (sees MIKAU) Hey, Mikau! Do that thing you always do!
MIKAU: ...?
ZORA#1: You know, that THING!
MIKAU: Noooooo...
ZORA#1: You know, the thing where you take those things and do this thing so that the other things do a different thing!
MIKAU: ...(-_-)=C
ZORA#1: THE THING THING!!
RUTO: ...let's go.
MIKAUandRUTO: *jump into water and swim off toward Zora Hall*
ZORA#1: Oh rats...*starts singing "That Thing You Do"*
ZORA#2: *sweatdrop*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~INSIDE ZORA HALL~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
ZORA#3: Oy, Mikau! Where've you been?
MIKAU: *warily* To Hell and back...
RUTO: Mikau, NO!! *nothing happens* Huh?
XIIIREDXIII: *appears* He was using the term "Hell," to speak of the place, not to express anger or frustration. Therefore, it is not a cussword. *dissapears*
RUTO: ...
ZORA#3: Uhhhhm...Ahem: Evans' been looking all over for you!
MIKAU: All right... *runs into a room, but it's his and Tito's [3] room*
TITO: *muuuumnnn* Hey, Mikau, where've you been? We've been worried! Say...
RUTO: *whispering* I've played this game; this conversation goes on for-
********NIGHT OF THE FIRST DAY********
--------------60 HOURS REMAIN----------------
TITO: *muuuuumnnn* That was different from this morning; The whole word turned black...
MIKAU: *sweatdrop* Gotta' run! *tries to run, but trips over a broken ladder*
TITO: *muuuuuumnnn* Oh, Mikau, promise you won't get mad but.... I tried to climb up to your room, but the ladder broke. Sorry...
RUTO: Well it doesn't surprise me, you big lard-ass! *is hit my frying pan labbeled "CENSORS"* I hate my job.
MIKAU: (thought bubble): {Why the heck was he sticking his face in my room anyway?!} (speech bubble): No sweat Tito. *leaves with RUTO*
RUTO: *looks around* GAWD I feel like this is some messed up gameshow: "Pick The Right Door and Win a Prize"! You live here: Don't you know where the bandleader's room is?!
MIKAU: Not really...he says he wants to see our ugly mugs as little as possible.
RUTO: ...
MIKAU: Let's try this door.
ZORA#4: *is trying to pick the lock open* Shut up! Go away! Can't you see I'm busy?! *realizes who it is* Oh, Mikau! Heh heh heh...hi! I'm kinda' worried about LuLu, so just checking up on her. I'm not SPYING or anything...heh. Don't think I'm some disgusting fish... Oh, look at the time!
MIKAU: *checks bottom of the screen*
ZORA#4: I've gotta'run! Bye! *runs off*
RUTO: AFTER THAT ZORA!!
MIKAU: Why?
RUTO: Dunno'. I always wanted to say that, though...
MIKAU: *sigh* Fine.... *runs after ZORA#4*
ZORA#4: You got me. But I really envey you.
MIKAU: Flattery will get you nowhere.
RUTO: *thoughtfully* Actually, flattery will get you a lot of places...
ZORA#4: I mean, you get to see a different LuLu, her private side. What a feeling! It must be so- huh? *realizes MIKAU and RUTO have grown bored and left*
(meanwhile, Mikauand Ruto have FINALLY found Evans' room)
EVANS: Mikau! Finally! Where were you??! Did you get the eggs back?!
MIKAU: Uhm... Yes?
EVANS: Good! Take them to the Marine Research Center! Hurry! Only you can do it! Do you know why?
MIKAU: Well, I-
EVANS: Shaddup, it was a rhetorical question.
MIKAU: (O_o)=C
EVANS: Because you have the blood of Zoran Warriors flowing through your veins!
RUTO: They must've all been pretty dang pathetic...
EVANS: ....
MIKAU: We're leaving now...
So Ruto and Mikau head outside to where the Zora wanted them to do that "Thing" to talk.
MIKAU: I DON'T have the eggs!
RUTO: So?
MIKAU: Well, think!
RUTO: That sounded weird, coming from you...
MIKAU: Grah, anyway: TSURA IS IN ONE OF THOSE EGGS!!
RUTO: RELAX! This is an AU, remember? The Tsura in Clock Town right now will be fine! All we have to do is play the New Wave Bossa Nova for LuLu. Then we'll be able to get to the Great Bay Temple.
MIKAU: Isn't that mean, tricking her into thinking her eggs are safe?
RUTO: Well I-
*************DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY******************
--------------------48 HOURS REMAIN----------------------
RUTO: Sheesh, we were up all night, and I'm not even tired!
MIKAU: That's 'cause we're video game characters!
RUTO: ...
MIKAU: I wonder what fairy-boy is doing right now...?
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[1] If you check the sign outside of JabuJabu in OOT, you find her father has a big ol' number after his name. So why not her too?
[2]I'm not sure what it's called, actually...
[3] I THINK this is his name... I know the manager is named Toto....
There! It's done! Well, Part 3 anyway. This darn chaptering thing is driving me nuts! As promised, here's the bio for Mikau:
~~~Mikau Aoi~~~
NAME: Mikau Aoi (I made up the last name: It's "blue" in Japenese)
RACE: Zora
AGE: ??? (about 22 in my fic)
HOMELAND: Zora Hall, Termina
WEAPON OF CHOICE: His own fin blades!
INSTRUMENT: Fishbone Guitar
FAIRY: Ruto
CLAIM TO FAME: A rockin' guitarist in a kick-arse band!
QUOTE(s): "Dude!"
All right, next chapter, poor Link stuck with the ghosties and ghoulies in Ilkana! 'Til then, ja!
DISCLAIMER: Do you think I own Zelda? *takes out Hero's Bow with Light Arrows* Doooooooooooo you? Nooo? Good. *puts the weapon away*
Once again, thanks to all of you for your great reviews! If you ever need any help with a fic, serious or humorous, feel free to E-mail me for help! I'll edit, proofread, offer tips to make it more descriptive, whatever!
So, R&R please, all, and, once again, please forgive the horrible spelling... Here we go....
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*******DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY********
---------------72 HOURS REMAIN-----------------
*~*~*~*~*GREAT BAY COAST*~*~*~*~*~*
MIKAU: *appears after playing "Song of Soaring"* Ooh, dude, my stomach! I don't think I should've chomped on that seventh Chili-Sea Bream...
AUTHOR: O_o You've got problems.
MIKAU: y'know what?! So do you!! Like, stop annoying us in these fics by butting in!! You've already sent Akai to do that!!
AUTHOR: *chuckles evily* Very well. I'll just give you a "partner" like I did Akai...*leaves*
BLUE FAIRY: *appears*
MIKAU: Whoa! Dude! Who are YOU!
BLUE FAIRY: I'm the partner XIIIRedXIII sent you!
MIKAU: Xeeredxee what? That's a funny-sounding name...
BLUE FAIRY:*slams into the floor (yes there IS a floor; remember where the Owl Statue is?), her version of a facefault* Idiot!! Those are Roman numerals!! It's 13Red13!!!
MIKAU:...gimme a break; I'm just a some polygonal Zora... So who's this XIIIRedXIII chick anyway?
BLUEFAIRY: *siiiigh* OK, Akai Ku has a flipside, XIIIRedXIII, aka the "AUTHOR". Akai is the self-inserted character, strong physically and courageous, and XIIIRedXIII is the intellectual one, and the author. Akai means red in Japenese, see?
MIKAU: No, I don't see. All I see is a lot of blue...
BLUEFAIRY: *rolls eyes (assuming she HAS eyes)* Gra! Anyway, if you combine Akai and Red, you get the real-life girl who is sitting at her laptop in Michigan writing this at two AM!
MIKAU: ...who is...?
XIIIREDXIII: *appears* You'd BETTER not tell, Ruto, or you'll be playing "Saria's Song" for Darunia 24-hours straight. *leaves*
RUTO (BLUEFAIRY): As you can see, both sides are annoying and sarcastic....Mikau, what's wrong? Like-Like got your tounge?
MIKAU: You're RUTO!! THE ONE THAT CHASES LINK AROUND!!
RUTO: *sssiiiiiiiiiggghhhh* I don't do that anymore: No dating outside my own species, thank you very much. I am The Hylian Zora Princess Ruto IV [1], the Sage of Water in The Realm of Light, and I have assumed this earthly body of a fairy to assist you!
MIKAU: ...or maybe just annoy me...
RUTO: *rings and hits Mikau in the head* Just shut up, guitar-boy! Let's go into the Marine Research Center [2], seeing we're kinda' just STANDING ON ITS PORCH ? !!!
MIKAU: ...*shrugs* Ok. *climbs up the ladder*
*~*~*~*~*~*~INSIDE MARINE RESEARCH CENTER~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
MIKAU: Ugh...I think the dude in that jar is my Uncle Joe...
RUTO: Ahh!!! *hides behind Mikau*
MIKAU: ??? What?
RUTO: That man...
MIKAU: Man? I thought it was a grandma...
???: Humph!
RUTO: Nevermind. He...eats frog eyeballs!!!
MIKAU: Eewww!!
SEA MONKEY IN JAR: Eewww!
BIG FISH IN TANK #1: Eewww!!
BIG FISH IN TANK #2: Eewww!!*eats BFIT#1*
GERUDO PIRATES: (passing outside) Eewww!!
XIIIREDXIII: (from Author-Land) Eewww!!
THE EVIL MOON: Eewww!! Wait, I was just looking at my face in the water...
MIKAU: ...*sweatdrop*
RUTO: That was...
MIKAU: ...strange?
RUTO: Exactly.
SCARY FROG-EYEBALL EATING MAN: Oh come on, I only did that in Ocarina of Time.
MIKAU: *candle (no lightbulbs!) appears over head* Oi! By the way, have you seen it?
SFEBEM: Huh?! The movie's out already?! WHOOHOO!!! *runs out the door*
RUTO: No wait that's not what we-
*SPLASH is heard from outside*
RUTO: ...meant.
MIKAU: Where to now?
RUTO: *siiiiiiighh* Let's try Zora Hall...
MIKAU: 'k. *runs out door*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~GREAT BAY COAST~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
ZORA#1: (sees MIKAU) Hey, Mikau! Do that thing you always do!
MIKAU: ...?
ZORA#1: You know, that THING!
MIKAU: Noooooo...
ZORA#1: You know, the thing where you take those things and do this thing so that the other things do a different thing!
MIKAU: ...(-_-)=C
ZORA#1: THE THING THING!!
RUTO: ...let's go.
MIKAUandRUTO: *jump into water and swim off toward Zora Hall*
ZORA#1: Oh rats...*starts singing "That Thing You Do"*
ZORA#2: *sweatdrop*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~INSIDE ZORA HALL~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
ZORA#3: Oy, Mikau! Where've you been?
MIKAU: *warily* To Hell and back...
RUTO: Mikau, NO!! *nothing happens* Huh?
XIIIREDXIII: *appears* He was using the term "Hell," to speak of the place, not to express anger or frustration. Therefore, it is not a cussword. *dissapears*
RUTO: ...
ZORA#3: Uhhhhm...Ahem: Evans' been looking all over for you!
MIKAU: All right... *runs into a room, but it's his and Tito's [3] room*
TITO: *muuuumnnn* Hey, Mikau, where've you been? We've been worried! Say...
RUTO: *whispering* I've played this game; this conversation goes on for-
********NIGHT OF THE FIRST DAY********
--------------60 HOURS REMAIN----------------
TITO: *muuuuumnnn* That was different from this morning; The whole word turned black...
MIKAU: *sweatdrop* Gotta' run! *tries to run, but trips over a broken ladder*
TITO: *muuuuuumnnn* Oh, Mikau, promise you won't get mad but.... I tried to climb up to your room, but the ladder broke. Sorry...
RUTO: Well it doesn't surprise me, you big lard-ass! *is hit my frying pan labbeled "CENSORS"* I hate my job.
MIKAU: (thought bubble): {Why the heck was he sticking his face in my room anyway?!} (speech bubble): No sweat Tito. *leaves with RUTO*
RUTO: *looks around* GAWD I feel like this is some messed up gameshow: "Pick The Right Door and Win a Prize"! You live here: Don't you know where the bandleader's room is?!
MIKAU: Not really...he says he wants to see our ugly mugs as little as possible.
RUTO: ...
MIKAU: Let's try this door.
ZORA#4: *is trying to pick the lock open* Shut up! Go away! Can't you see I'm busy?! *realizes who it is* Oh, Mikau! Heh heh heh...hi! I'm kinda' worried about LuLu, so just checking up on her. I'm not SPYING or anything...heh. Don't think I'm some disgusting fish... Oh, look at the time!
MIKAU: *checks bottom of the screen*
ZORA#4: I've gotta'run! Bye! *runs off*
RUTO: AFTER THAT ZORA!!
MIKAU: Why?
RUTO: Dunno'. I always wanted to say that, though...
MIKAU: *sigh* Fine.... *runs after ZORA#4*
ZORA#4: You got me. But I really envey you.
MIKAU: Flattery will get you nowhere.
RUTO: *thoughtfully* Actually, flattery will get you a lot of places...
ZORA#4: I mean, you get to see a different LuLu, her private side. What a feeling! It must be so- huh? *realizes MIKAU and RUTO have grown bored and left*
(meanwhile, Mikauand Ruto have FINALLY found Evans' room)
EVANS: Mikau! Finally! Where were you??! Did you get the eggs back?!
MIKAU: Uhm... Yes?
EVANS: Good! Take them to the Marine Research Center! Hurry! Only you can do it! Do you know why?
MIKAU: Well, I-
EVANS: Shaddup, it was a rhetorical question.
MIKAU: (O_o)=C
EVANS: Because you have the blood of Zoran Warriors flowing through your veins!
RUTO: They must've all been pretty dang pathetic...
EVANS: ....
MIKAU: We're leaving now...
So Ruto and Mikau head outside to where the Zora wanted them to do that "Thing" to talk.
MIKAU: I DON'T have the eggs!
RUTO: So?
MIKAU: Well, think!
RUTO: That sounded weird, coming from you...
MIKAU: Grah, anyway: TSURA IS IN ONE OF THOSE EGGS!!
RUTO: RELAX! This is an AU, remember? The Tsura in Clock Town right now will be fine! All we have to do is play the New Wave Bossa Nova for LuLu. Then we'll be able to get to the Great Bay Temple.
MIKAU: Isn't that mean, tricking her into thinking her eggs are safe?
RUTO: Well I-
*************DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY******************
--------------------48 HOURS REMAIN----------------------
RUTO: Sheesh, we were up all night, and I'm not even tired!
MIKAU: That's 'cause we're video game characters!
RUTO: ...
MIKAU: I wonder what fairy-boy is doing right now...?
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[1] If you check the sign outside of JabuJabu in OOT, you find her father has a big ol' number after his name. So why not her too?
[2]I'm not sure what it's called, actually...
[3] I THINK this is his name... I know the manager is named Toto....
There! It's done! Well, Part 3 anyway. This darn chaptering thing is driving me nuts! As promised, here's the bio for Mikau:
~~~Mikau Aoi~~~
NAME: Mikau Aoi (I made up the last name: It's "blue" in Japenese)
RACE: Zora
AGE: ??? (about 22 in my fic)
HOMELAND: Zora Hall, Termina
WEAPON OF CHOICE: His own fin blades!
INSTRUMENT: Fishbone Guitar
FAIRY: Ruto
CLAIM TO FAME: A rockin' guitarist in a kick-arse band!
QUOTE(s): "Dude!"
All right, next chapter, poor Link stuck with the ghosties and ghoulies in Ilkana! 'Til then, ja!