THE SEARCH FOR THE OCARINA OF TIME; Part 4~ Day 1: Link At The Canyon
PICCOLO: *walks in* Akai Ku is sick, so I will be doing our disclaimer. *grumbles* Akai Ku does not own the characters from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. She also does not own the areas as described in the actual game. The events in the following story are either the creations of Shigeryu Miamoto, ot actually of Akai Ku. These are the standard disclaimers. *growling* Have a nice day.
AKAI: *from her room* *sarcasticly* Lovely Piccolo-san. How can I ever repay you?
PICCOLO: ...with the twenty bucks you promised me for doing all of this.
AKAI: ...*cough* ...
PICCOLO: .... It's starting...
***********DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY*****************
----------------------72 HOURS REMAIN--------------
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ILKANA CANYON~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
LINK: *appears after playing "Song of Soaring"* Aww... Sheesh I hate this place... Zombies and Garos and...AHH!
KEESE: *flies by Link's head*
LINK: A MONSTER!!! *slips off the edge of the canyon* WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *hits water*
SPLASH!
LINK: Ahh...crud...WHOAA!!! A ZOMBIFIED SLIME BALL!! *scrambles out of water*
OCTOROCK #1: *is confused*
LINK: Good Goddesses... I HATE this place... The only reason I CAME here wsa because of a stupid fairy...
NAVI: So I _wasn't_ the most annoying one!
LINK: ITAI! What are YOU doing here?!
NAVI:Ahem *gets out tiny copy of the "Majora's Mask" instruction manual*: Ahem: "A deep and personal quest, for a dear friend...
LINK: *Sweatdrop*
NAVI: "A friend who, after reaching his destiny and saving Hyrule, he parted ways..."*slams manual shut* Need I say more?!
LINK: O_O;; No...
NAVI: So you were looking for me, eh?!
LINK: Well, actually...
NAVI: You know how HAPPY that makes me?!
LINK: Well...
NAVI: THIS happy! *puts on sunglasses and begins to...SING*
"HEY! LISTEN!
You make my eyes glisten with teeeeaaaaaarsss..."
LINK: What the @%^$?! *is run over by train labelled "CENSORS" Owww....
NAVI: *still singing*
"HEY! LISTEN!
You've made me abolish my feaarsss (of abandonment)!
"I've never ever ever had so much fun,
By shouting 'Wow those Iron Boots look like they weigh a ton',
Over and over 'till yo want to blast me intoooooooooooooo...
....OBLIVION!"
LINK: Oh dear Nayore HELP Me!! *starts bashing head against a rock*
NAVI: *changes beat*
"Hey now, Listen now,
Listen to me sing - wow!
Didja' know that you were loved?"
LINK: ...I think I would've liked it if I had remained oblivious to that fact....
NAVI: *singing*
"So WHAT if I ain't purple like that stupid Tael,
Or can't jingle-ling like annoying Tatl,
I mean what's so cool about ringing like a beeeeeeelllll?
They're all as stupid as HELL!! *gets squished by a mallet labelled "CENSORS"
LINK: I love my life. *bows head in silent thanks*
SCARY GRINNING IDIOT: *prances around*
LINK: ITAI!! A MONSTER!! *hides behind pier* Oh Din, oh Din, oh Din... *sees squished form of NAVI* Navi, show me its weak point!
NAVI: *unconcious*
LINK: Aww, crud! *picks up NAVI and chucks her at SCARY GRINNING IDIOT*
NAVI: *turns blue*
LINK: You mean it's....a PERSON!? *collapses in fright*
***********NIGHT OF THE FIRST DAY***********
------------------60 HOURS REMAIN------------------
NAVI: Hey! Link! Wake up!
LINK: Uhn... *sadly* Oh, you're alive...
NAVI: No time for that! You slept past 6 PM!!
LINK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
NAVI: What?!
LINK: It's ZombieVille at night!! *sucks thumb*
NAVI: Whoo boy... And they say I'M dumb... Link, don't you have a mask that makes the undead think you're one of them?
LINK: *racks tiny peanut brain* Oh yeah! Three of them! *reaches for random mask, and pulls out Garo's Mask*
GARO#1: *appears* Master, did you call?
LINK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
GARO#1: What, dost something beath on mine face?
LINK: ...
NAVI: Do you even HAVE a face...?
GARO#1: I am hurt.
LINK: ...*shiver*
GARO#1: Hey! You're not my master! Wh-what are you?!
LINK: Uhm, the Hero of Time?
GARO#1: All right Hero of Time, I'm going to ...
LINK: *Shakes*
GARO#1: SELL YOU HORSE INSURANCE!!!
LINK/NAVI: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *run like hell (gets hit by a mallet). Hey, you can't hurt ME, the astrisks person!!*
GARO#1: ...
LINK: *uses his hookshot to climb up to the top of the canyon* Oh thank Faroe... *pants*
NAVI: Hey! Listen!
LINK: WHAT?!
NAVI: I just thougt you should take off the darned mask...
LINK: Oh yeah...*takes off mask*
NAVI: Well, NOW where do we go?
LINK: .... Hey, look, a house! And it doesn't look haunted!
NAVI: Link, the darned thing has a giant phonograph horn sticking out of it...
LINK: C'mon, let's go! *dashes is off but is frozen by a GIBDO!! NOOOOO!!!*
NAVI: *watches Link get the life sucked out of him* That looks... Wrong...
LINK: *uses Din's Fire* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs behind a rock*
NAVI: Well pal, looks like we can't get in...
LINK: Easy! When the music plays, the goulies go away!!
NAVI: ... Uhm, right...how do we get it to start?
LINK: *beaming* We go into that big, creepy cave!
NAVI: *sweatdrop*
LINK: C'mon! *runs in*
NAVI: *reads sign aloud:* "Spring Water Cave Entry prohibited due to ghost sightings!" Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnkkkkkkkkkkkk!!! *runs in after him*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~INSIDE SPRINGWATER CAVE~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
LINK: Sure is dark in here...and purple...
VOICE COMING FROM NOWHERE: What business have you in Ikana Kingdom, land where only the dead roam?
NAVI: *flies in* LIIIINK!!
LINK: *spooked* Wh-what?
GHOST OF SHARP: *appears*
NAVI: ...that.
LINK: *squeaking* Mommy... I really don't like that sharp pointy thing he's holding...
NAVI: Ditto...
SHARP: This is no place for one so full of life as you.
LINK/NAVI: *sweatdrop*
SHARP: Or do you say that you wish to join the dead?
LINK: I n-never said anything...
SHARP:That is fine...
LINK: NO IT'S NOOOOOT!!!
SHARP: If that is the case, then sleep gently to the melody of darkness that the great composer, Sharp, shall play...
LINK: Oh good, I'm sleepy...
NAVI: NO YOU IDIOT!! HE MEANS "SLEEP" AS IN "DIE"!!
LINK: Huh?
SHARP: ...and join the ranks of the dead.
LINK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
NAVI: Toldja'...
SHARP: *starts playing*
LINK: *getting his health drained away*
NAVI: LINK!! LINK!! PLAY THE SONG OF STORMS!! PLAY IT!!
LINK: *ugh!* *has dreamy look on face*
NAVI: LIIIIIIIIIINK!! WHAT'S WITH YOU?! *annoying "Only Three Hearts Left" beep starts up*
LINK: Oh, I dunno, I just like the goth...
NAVI: *facefault* PLAY THE SONG!!
LINK: Uhm... Right! *plays "Song of Storms" *it starts to rain*
SHARP: W-what is this?
NAVI: I don't know... How CAN it rain inside a cave...?
SHARP: ...This song?
NAVI: Oh.
SHARP: N-no, it can't be. This song...
LINK: *dying from confusion*
*Cave goes all swirly while annoying shreeching plays. SHARP shrinks, then vanishes, purple leaves, water flows, and REALLY gay music comes from the Music Box House*
GIBDO#7: AHH!! My hears!! *hides underground*
NAVI: I think we got rid of him...
LINK: *Sweatdrop* Ro SHARP: *reappears* Flat, my dear brother.
NAVI: Spoke too soon *sweatdrop*.
SHARP: Forgive your foolish brother who dreamt of the revival of the Royal Family...
LINK: I'm with Malon.
NAVI/SHARP: ???
LINK: *sweatdrops* Oops, wrong Royal Family...
SHARP: ...Ye who do not fear the dead...
LINK: I-I never said that...
SHARP: With my brother's song, you have broken the curse that was placed upon me.
LINK: Actually, I learned it from a freak in a windmill...
SHARP: It is all thanks to you.
LINK: *blushes* Aw shucks...
SHARP: We dead should not be lingering here in this land.
NAVI: THAT'S RIGHT!!
SHARP: It was all a trick of the masked one who had upset things.
NAVI: *sweatdrop*
LINK: I'm beginning to see a pattern here...
SHARP: If you truly do not fear the dead...
LINK: *gulp*
SHARP: I wish for you to go to the temple in this land and sever the root of the evil curse that torments us.
LINK: Ain't that a bit much...?
SHARP: To do that...
LINK: *sigh* Never mind...
SHARP: I, the only one who knows the way into the temple, shall direct you to the King.
NAVI: Why don't you just tell us where the temple is?
SHARP: The King is in the ruins of Ikana Castle, awaiting the coming of one who will break the curse.
LINK: Ikana Castle!? That's where Death is!!!
NAVI/SHARP: Wha?
LINK: Ooops...
PICCOLO (from author-land): Akai says she'll kill you if you let anything else slip.
LINK: *sweatdrop* Yessir...
PICCOLO: *leaves* ([1])
SHARP: Uhm.... *picks up Majora's Mask script* Ahem: I have made my final request.
LINK: Good!
SHARP: *vanishes*
NAVI: Wow Link! You just made it through an entire conversation with a ghost!!
LINK: ...
NAVI: Link? LINK?!
LINK: *passes out*
NAVI: Woo boy... *sleeps*
*************DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY*************
-------------------48 HOURS REMAIN-----------------------
NAVI: Link, get up! We're going!
LINK: Nuh-uh. I know this cave isn't haunted now, so I'm STAYING!!
NAVI: I'll tell the ReDead where you are!
LINK: Itai! *gets up* Wonder what Tsura's doing in nice, safe, Clock Town...
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[1] I smell a fanfic...a serious one...
Sooooo, there we have it! Once again *cough cough* thanks for your reviews, and here's your bio! Ja!
----LINK----
NAME: Link
AGE: (12 in this)
HOMELAND: Kokori Forest, Hyrule
INTRUMENT: Ocarina of Time (copy)
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Gilded Sword
FAIRY: Navi
CLAIM TO FAME: Saved TWO worlds =P
QUOTE(s): "Z-zombies..."