The Search For The Ocarina Of Time: Part One, Chapter 5: Day One, Tsura in Clock Town
AKAI: *from shadows* Well, I'm better. Sorry about Piccolo's rudeness. I beat him up for it.
*coughing and snickering is heard*
AKAI: Uhm, well, actually....*walks out of shadows to reveal crutches, a cast, a black-eye, etc.* Errm.... This teaches us not to attack someone with a power-level of 300,000,000 when yours is about.... 43. *sweatdrop*
Anyway, this is slower than Dampe when the Inverted Song Of Time is played due to the fact that my parents are divorced, and only Dad has a computer. Gomen!
BTW, be prepared for some more anime-crossover goodness! What anime? Why? Let's just say it's "Just communication!"
Enough blabbing. Heeeeeereee we gooooooooooo......
*****************DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY***************
----------------------------72 Hours Remain-----------------------
TSURA: *watches everyone else leave* OOOOOKKKK.... *takes a look at Clock Town* Sheesh, this place is big... Where to begin?
FUNKY FREAK IN PIKACHU MASK: *walks to the mailbox*
TSURA: *rolls eyes* Oh, yipee: Ye Olde Suspicious Character... *runs right up to him* Hey! Have you seen-
KAFEI (as the dude is; I DID mark this for spoilers, y'know, but the hair DOES make it obvious...): *is oblivious*
TSURA: Hello? *taps him on the head with her hookshot*
KAFEI: *opens up the mailbox*
TSURA: ......nice shoes....
KAFEI: *walks back to the LAUNDRY POOL*
TSURA: ...uhm... What the hey.... *follows*
*~*~*~*~*~LAUNDARY POOL*~*~*~*~*~*~
KAFEI: *Walks into door*
TSURA: *tries to open the door, but it's locked*
RED FAIRY: Heh heh heh. This chapter is going nowhere fast.
TSURA: Nani?
RED FAIRY: Well, that door's gonna' stay locked unless you do something 'bout it, sister. Tell you what: I'll be your fairy partner!
TSURA: ...erm...You're just one of those fairies that come out of Gossip Stones when you play Epona's Song, shove in a bottle to use when you fight Majora, then DON'T use at all...
RED FAIRY: *rings angerly* THOSE are not RED!! Those are PINK!! P-I-N-K!! I'm the Spirit of The Sage of Fire, Darunia, and don't you forget it!!!
DILANDAU: BUUUUURN!!!!
XIIIREDXIII*from author-land* YOU! GET BACK IN MY ESCA FIC!! NOW!!!
DILANDAU: *sulks off*
DARUNIA: ...
TSURA: ...^.^;;; Soooooo....
DARUNIA: Well, if you want to open the door, you first need supplies!! To West Clock Town!! *zooms off*
TSURA: ...let's go then.... *runs off to SOUTH CLOCK TOWN*
*~*~*~*~*~*~SOUTH CLOCK TOWN (again)*~*~*~*~*~*~
DARUNIA: *stops*
TSURA: *rolls two main eyes* Whaaaaat?
DARUNIA: Eh-heh-heh...where's West Clock Town?
TSURA: -_- To the WEST.
DARUNIA: Heh...right.... *flies off*
*~*~*~*~*~*~WEST CLOCK TOWN~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
DARUNIA & TSURA: *enter*
TSURA: Good Goddesses, we're the most messed up people here....
*SILENT SOLDIER, BRAIDED BAKA, THE UNIBANGER, BLOND BISHI, and SEXIST CHINESE GUY walk in through WEST GATE*
SEXIST CHINESE GUY: You stupid weakling, what are we doing in a fanfic under the Games, Zelda topic?!
BRAIDED BAKA: *annoyed* Becaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuussssssseeeeeeeeeeee my sister is in Termina somewhere!! She said so! So THERE :p
SCG: *sigh*
TSURA: *sweatdrop* Spoke too soon....
BLOND BISHI: Duo, even if Akai IS here, which I doubt....
"DUO": *snort*
BB: ...I still think it'd be hard to find her...
TSURA: !! Akai has a brother?! *runs up to strange people* 'scuse me.... You said you're Akai's brother?
SILENT SOLDIER OF SPANDEX: Who the hell else is crazy enough to be- *is hit with mallet labelled "CENSORS"* Kuso... *is hit by riceballs labelled "CENSORS"* Oh COME ON...!!
DUO: Heero, I DO have to be "The Great Destroyer" here...
"HEERO": *rolls eyes* A fate worse than death, eh?
DUO: NO! DEATH IS FUUUUUUUN!!!!
TSURA: *gawking* HE. IS. A. BLOOD. RELATIVE.
DARUNIA: Hmm...I've never known Akai to be obsessed with death...
TSURA: *shakes head* No...they're both INSANE!
THE UNIBANGER: ///_- *is raising an eyebrow under there!* You know Akai Ku?
TSURA: Yes....
DUO: ISSHEHEREHUHUHUH?!
DARUNIA/TSURA: O_o
TSURA: Uhm... No. She's in a snowy cold place... But's it's really dangerous ....
DUO: We have to go save her!!
SCG: Duo, she does not need saving...well, YOU saving her anyway....
DUO: ~_- What do you mean by THAT, WuFei?
"WUFEI": Well, there was the time in the tiger pit, and you were overcaffienated, and she knocked out the tiger with a rock...
HEERO: *butting in* On her second shot. Her first shot hit Duo. *smirks* Not that I'm upset about this...
TSURA: ????HUH????
BB: Don't worry... It's from a seriously old fic of hers....My name's Quatre Raberba Winner.
TSURA: I'm Tsura Aoi, a crea- er, friend of Akai's. This is Darunia, my fairy partner.
DARUNIA: WAAAASSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP????
ALL(but DARUNIA): *sweatdrop*
DARUNIA: ...I have no clue why I did that, brothers and sister...
TU: Easy... XIIIRedXIII's on a sugar-high...
HEERO: Hn.
DUO: ...you're probably right, Trowa. So fishy-thingummy...
TSURA: *annoyed* TSURA.
DUO: Whatever. Can you take us to Akai or whatever?
TSURA: Well, she'll be here in about three or four days... Might as well hang around.
ALL GUNDAM BOYS: OK! *scatter*
DARUNIA: ...
TSURA: Akai doing a crossover...sad...
DARUNIA: Ahem, weren't we going to get supplies....?
TSURA: I don't need them! Just me and my trusy Hookshot!
DARUNIA: Whatever you say... But listen sister, if we're staying for three days, we gotta' find a place to...well, STAY!
TSURA: Don't they have an inn? East Clock Town, right?
DARUNIA: Yeah...
TSURA: Well, let's go... Maybe we'll find the Ocarina while we're at it...
DARUNIA: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............
TSURA: Why you stupid...! *chases DARUNIA into south Clock Town*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~SOUTH CLOCK TOWN*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
TSURA: Hey....isn't that the Chinese guy, uhm, WuFei, arguing with that Deku Scrub?
DARUNIA: *sweatdrop* Sure looks like it...
WUFEI: *to DEKU MERCHANT* You stupid weakling!! I do not want to use your pathetic weak flower!! And NO, there is no way in Nataku that I am going to give you some stupid stone for your pathetic WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK onna!!!
DEKU MERCHANT: .....!!!!!..!..,.. *is really afriad* *burrows under flower*
WUFEI: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BATTLE ME?!!! Weakling, WEAKLING, WEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIINGGGGGG!!! INJUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEE!!!
TSURA: Uhm...hi WuFei.
WUFEI: *upset that his tantrum's been interupted* WHAT?!
TSURA: Did...you eh heh...see an...Ocarina...anywhere? *sweatdrop*
WUFEI: NO. Leave me alone. I wish to whine in peace!!
TSURA: Ooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy...*walks away into EAST CLOCK TOWN with DARUNIA
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~EAST CLOCK TOWN~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
DARUNIA: Well, here we are saying here we are...
GUY IN RED SHIRT: Hoo hoo hoo! You're the only one saying anything!
DARUNIA: *rings angerly* Well YOU just opened your big trap!!
GUY IN BLUE SHIRT: Hmmm... He seems a bit cocky for a fairy.
GUY IN RED SHIRT: A 50-Rupee fairy at that!
GUY IN BLUE SHIRT: Hoo hoo hoo.
GUY IN RED SHIRT: I have a million of them!
DARUNIA: *fuming* THAZZIT!! I'm GOING TO POUND YOU TWO INTO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY IN BLUE SHIRT: Hoo hoo hoo. And how does he intend to do that?
GUY IN RED SHIRT: I'd say he's fairly stupid for a fairy!
BOTH GUYS: Hoo hoo hoo!!
TSURA: *dies from bad puns*
DARUNIA: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?!
TSURA: DARUNIA!! YOU ARE NOT A GIANT GORON ANYMORE!! YOU ARE A smmmmmaaalllll FAIRY!!
DARUNIA: ......
.......
....*long pause*
...........oh.
But can we at least kill these annoying freaks, my sista?!
TSURA: Sure! *puts on Goron Mask* Ech...ugh....AIIIYYYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *appears as...DARUNIA!*
DARUNIA: ....YOU. CAN USE. MY. BODY?!!
GORON TSURA: Problem?!
GUY IN BLUE SHIRT: "Use his body"?
GUY IN RED SHIRT: Oh HOO HOO HOO!!
DARUNIA/GORONTSURA: :x
DARUNIA: Please...that's just plain wrong. KILL THEM!!
GORON TSURA: OK! *takes out Powder Keg*
POWDER KEG: *tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!*
*bits of Red and Blue and juggling balls go flying everywhere*
DUO: *from roof of SHOOTING GALLERY* OOOOOOOOO! Big Blast Go BOOM!!
GORON TSURA: *takes off mask*
* vwoowoowoowoo woo, vawoowoowoo Shhhhhheeeeeeen!*
TSURA: We're getting odd looks...
DARUNIA: Uhm, the Stock Pot Inn is right there, Tsura... *flies in*
TSURA: Wait up! *enters*
*~*~*~*~*~STOCK POT INN~*~*~*~*~*~*
TSURA: Hey, it's the spandex-guy!
HEERO: *arguing with ANJU* Give me a room.
ANJU: I'm sorry sir, but you need a reservation...
HEERO: *pulls out gun* Omae o korosu. (meaning, "I'll kill you")
ANJU:*reallyfast*Rightthiswayupthestairsitsourspecialknifechamberveryfittingnamehahahahavanicedaysir. *bows so fast she smashes her head against the counter*
HEERO: Hn. *walks upstairs to "his" room*
DARUNIA: The lady...doesn't look so well...
TSURA: I don't think we'll be getting a room very easily.... But, what the hey? *to ANJU* 'scuse me, miss?
ANJU: ......purpleeee....
TSURA: *sweatdrop* Erm, yes, purple, I agree with you on that point. Do you have a room?
ANJU: Keaton...a purple Keaton!! Roooooooooooooooom? Take key...
BA-BA-BADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!
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[ You got the KEY FROM AROUND ANJU'S NECK!! ] [
[ You're not sure why she told you to take this one..other than she was ]
[ bleeding from her head at the time.... ]
[ ] [ ]
[ ___________________________________________________________
TSURA: Something tells me that we should check out the room...
DARUNIA: What?! It's only 2 PM!!
TSURA: I mean, it might be odd.....*they find the room that the key fits and enters. Cozy fireplace,bed, many books, and GRANDMA in a wheelchair*
GRANDMA: Ooooo, Tortus. Would you like me to read you a story?
TSURA: *trying to be polite* Suuuure... Uhm, how about "Four Giants"?
GRRANDMA: Ooh, that's a good one. Once upon a.... *DARUNIA and TSURA black out*
***************DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY************************
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~48 HOURS REMAIN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TSURA: *yawn* Wha?
GRANDMA: Oh hoh hoh hoh. I guess that story was a bit boring for young Tortus. Well, try again next time.
TSURA: Uh-huh....WHOA!!! It's already the next day!!
DARUNIA: \*O_o */
TSURA: C'mon! Let's go!! *runs out only to trip over QUATRE carrying a tea tray*
TEA: *spills all over everyone*
QUATRE: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! It's HOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
TSURA: ZORAS ARE SENSITIVE TO HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!
DARUNIA: Ahhhhhhh........FIRE!!
TSURA: I *ouch!* w-wonder *ITAI!* what the Skull *owwwww* Kid will be d-d-OOIng todaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!????????????
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END OF PART ONE
Wow! I never thought it would go this far. I'm really sorry it took so long. We're officially in Part 2. O_o Day 2's antics of the Skull Kid!! He'll get a fairy...check out a temple...
Oh, almost forgot the bio:
~~~~~~~TSURA~~~~~~~~~~~
NAME: Tsura Aoi
AGE: 11
RACE: Zora
HOMELAND: Zora Hall, Great Bay, Termina.
FAIRY: Darunia
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Hookshot
INSTRUMENT OF CHOICE: Fish Bone Guitar
CLAIM TO FAME: Is Mikau and LuLu's kid! 'nuff said!
QUOTE(s): "We must be the strangest people here.... Spoke too soon."
Thanks again for the wonderful reviews! Oh, and the Gundam Pilots will ONLY be showing up in Clock Town, if you have a problem with crossovers. And yes, in most of my self-insertaion fics, I am Duo's younger sister. Meaning I'm not a rival :p
Till Part Two: Chapter 6, Ja ne!
~Akai Ku
Official Little Sister of Duo Maxwell
Great Destroyer of Sanity
Lunatic In General
AKAI: *from shadows* Well, I'm better. Sorry about Piccolo's rudeness. I beat him up for it.
*coughing and snickering is heard*
AKAI: Uhm, well, actually....*walks out of shadows to reveal crutches, a cast, a black-eye, etc.* Errm.... This teaches us not to attack someone with a power-level of 300,000,000 when yours is about.... 43. *sweatdrop*
Anyway, this is slower than Dampe when the Inverted Song Of Time is played due to the fact that my parents are divorced, and only Dad has a computer. Gomen!
BTW, be prepared for some more anime-crossover goodness! What anime? Why? Let's just say it's "Just communication!"
Enough blabbing. Heeeeeereee we gooooooooooo......
*****************DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY***************
----------------------------72 Hours Remain-----------------------
TSURA: *watches everyone else leave* OOOOOKKKK.... *takes a look at Clock Town* Sheesh, this place is big... Where to begin?
FUNKY FREAK IN PIKACHU MASK: *walks to the mailbox*
TSURA: *rolls eyes* Oh, yipee: Ye Olde Suspicious Character... *runs right up to him* Hey! Have you seen-
KAFEI (as the dude is; I DID mark this for spoilers, y'know, but the hair DOES make it obvious...): *is oblivious*
TSURA: Hello? *taps him on the head with her hookshot*
KAFEI: *opens up the mailbox*
TSURA: ......nice shoes....
KAFEI: *walks back to the LAUNDRY POOL*
TSURA: ...uhm... What the hey.... *follows*
*~*~*~*~*~LAUNDARY POOL*~*~*~*~*~*~
KAFEI: *Walks into door*
TSURA: *tries to open the door, but it's locked*
RED FAIRY: Heh heh heh. This chapter is going nowhere fast.
TSURA: Nani?
RED FAIRY: Well, that door's gonna' stay locked unless you do something 'bout it, sister. Tell you what: I'll be your fairy partner!
TSURA: ...erm...You're just one of those fairies that come out of Gossip Stones when you play Epona's Song, shove in a bottle to use when you fight Majora, then DON'T use at all...
RED FAIRY: *rings angerly* THOSE are not RED!! Those are PINK!! P-I-N-K!! I'm the Spirit of The Sage of Fire, Darunia, and don't you forget it!!!
DILANDAU: BUUUUURN!!!!
XIIIREDXIII*from author-land* YOU! GET BACK IN MY ESCA FIC!! NOW!!!
DILANDAU: *sulks off*
DARUNIA: ...
TSURA: ...^.^;;; Soooooo....
DARUNIA: Well, if you want to open the door, you first need supplies!! To West Clock Town!! *zooms off*
TSURA: ...let's go then.... *runs off to SOUTH CLOCK TOWN*
*~*~*~*~*~*~SOUTH CLOCK TOWN (again)*~*~*~*~*~*~
DARUNIA: *stops*
TSURA: *rolls two main eyes* Whaaaaat?
DARUNIA: Eh-heh-heh...where's West Clock Town?
TSURA: -_- To the WEST.
DARUNIA: Heh...right.... *flies off*
*~*~*~*~*~*~WEST CLOCK TOWN~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
DARUNIA & TSURA: *enter*
TSURA: Good Goddesses, we're the most messed up people here....
*SILENT SOLDIER, BRAIDED BAKA, THE UNIBANGER, BLOND BISHI, and SEXIST CHINESE GUY walk in through WEST GATE*
SEXIST CHINESE GUY: You stupid weakling, what are we doing in a fanfic under the Games, Zelda topic?!
BRAIDED BAKA: *annoyed* Becaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuussssssseeeeeeeeeeee my sister is in Termina somewhere!! She said so! So THERE :p
SCG: *sigh*
TSURA: *sweatdrop* Spoke too soon....
BLOND BISHI: Duo, even if Akai IS here, which I doubt....
"DUO": *snort*
BB: ...I still think it'd be hard to find her...
TSURA: !! Akai has a brother?! *runs up to strange people* 'scuse me.... You said you're Akai's brother?
SILENT SOLDIER OF SPANDEX: Who the hell else is crazy enough to be- *is hit with mallet labelled "CENSORS"* Kuso... *is hit by riceballs labelled "CENSORS"* Oh COME ON...!!
DUO: Heero, I DO have to be "The Great Destroyer" here...
"HEERO": *rolls eyes* A fate worse than death, eh?
DUO: NO! DEATH IS FUUUUUUUN!!!!
TSURA: *gawking* HE. IS. A. BLOOD. RELATIVE.
DARUNIA: Hmm...I've never known Akai to be obsessed with death...
TSURA: *shakes head* No...they're both INSANE!
THE UNIBANGER: ///_- *is raising an eyebrow under there!* You know Akai Ku?
TSURA: Yes....
DUO: ISSHEHEREHUHUHUH?!
DARUNIA/TSURA: O_o
TSURA: Uhm... No. She's in a snowy cold place... But's it's really dangerous ....
DUO: We have to go save her!!
SCG: Duo, she does not need saving...well, YOU saving her anyway....
DUO: ~_- What do you mean by THAT, WuFei?
"WUFEI": Well, there was the time in the tiger pit, and you were overcaffienated, and she knocked out the tiger with a rock...
HEERO: *butting in* On her second shot. Her first shot hit Duo. *smirks* Not that I'm upset about this...
TSURA: ????HUH????
BB: Don't worry... It's from a seriously old fic of hers....My name's Quatre Raberba Winner.
TSURA: I'm Tsura Aoi, a crea- er, friend of Akai's. This is Darunia, my fairy partner.
DARUNIA: WAAAASSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP????
ALL(but DARUNIA): *sweatdrop*
DARUNIA: ...I have no clue why I did that, brothers and sister...
TU: Easy... XIIIRedXIII's on a sugar-high...
HEERO: Hn.
DUO: ...you're probably right, Trowa. So fishy-thingummy...
TSURA: *annoyed* TSURA.
DUO: Whatever. Can you take us to Akai or whatever?
TSURA: Well, she'll be here in about three or four days... Might as well hang around.
ALL GUNDAM BOYS: OK! *scatter*
DARUNIA: ...
TSURA: Akai doing a crossover...sad...
DARUNIA: Ahem, weren't we going to get supplies....?
TSURA: I don't need them! Just me and my trusy Hookshot!
DARUNIA: Whatever you say... But listen sister, if we're staying for three days, we gotta' find a place to...well, STAY!
TSURA: Don't they have an inn? East Clock Town, right?
DARUNIA: Yeah...
TSURA: Well, let's go... Maybe we'll find the Ocarina while we're at it...
DARUNIA: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............
TSURA: Why you stupid...! *chases DARUNIA into south Clock Town*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~SOUTH CLOCK TOWN*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
TSURA: Hey....isn't that the Chinese guy, uhm, WuFei, arguing with that Deku Scrub?
DARUNIA: *sweatdrop* Sure looks like it...
WUFEI: *to DEKU MERCHANT* You stupid weakling!! I do not want to use your pathetic weak flower!! And NO, there is no way in Nataku that I am going to give you some stupid stone for your pathetic WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK onna!!!
DEKU MERCHANT: .....!!!!!..!..,.. *is really afriad* *burrows under flower*
WUFEI: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BATTLE ME?!!! Weakling, WEAKLING, WEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIINGGGGGG!!! INJUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEE!!!
TSURA: Uhm...hi WuFei.
WUFEI: *upset that his tantrum's been interupted* WHAT?!
TSURA: Did...you eh heh...see an...Ocarina...anywhere? *sweatdrop*
WUFEI: NO. Leave me alone. I wish to whine in peace!!
TSURA: Ooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy...*walks away into EAST CLOCK TOWN with DARUNIA
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~EAST CLOCK TOWN~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
DARUNIA: Well, here we are saying here we are...
GUY IN RED SHIRT: Hoo hoo hoo! You're the only one saying anything!
DARUNIA: *rings angerly* Well YOU just opened your big trap!!
GUY IN BLUE SHIRT: Hmmm... He seems a bit cocky for a fairy.
GUY IN RED SHIRT: A 50-Rupee fairy at that!
GUY IN BLUE SHIRT: Hoo hoo hoo.
GUY IN RED SHIRT: I have a million of them!
DARUNIA: *fuming* THAZZIT!! I'm GOING TO POUND YOU TWO INTO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY IN BLUE SHIRT: Hoo hoo hoo. And how does he intend to do that?
GUY IN RED SHIRT: I'd say he's fairly stupid for a fairy!
BOTH GUYS: Hoo hoo hoo!!
TSURA: *dies from bad puns*
DARUNIA: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?!
TSURA: DARUNIA!! YOU ARE NOT A GIANT GORON ANYMORE!! YOU ARE A smmmmmaaalllll FAIRY!!
DARUNIA: ......
.......
....*long pause*
...........oh.
But can we at least kill these annoying freaks, my sista?!
TSURA: Sure! *puts on Goron Mask* Ech...ugh....AIIIYYYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *appears as...DARUNIA!*
DARUNIA: ....YOU. CAN USE. MY. BODY?!!
GORON TSURA: Problem?!
GUY IN BLUE SHIRT: "Use his body"?
GUY IN RED SHIRT: Oh HOO HOO HOO!!
DARUNIA/GORONTSURA: :x
DARUNIA: Please...that's just plain wrong. KILL THEM!!
GORON TSURA: OK! *takes out Powder Keg*
POWDER KEG: *tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!*
*bits of Red and Blue and juggling balls go flying everywhere*
DUO: *from roof of SHOOTING GALLERY* OOOOOOOOO! Big Blast Go BOOM!!
GORON TSURA: *takes off mask*
* vwoowoowoowoo woo, vawoowoowoo Shhhhhheeeeeeen!*
TSURA: We're getting odd looks...
DARUNIA: Uhm, the Stock Pot Inn is right there, Tsura... *flies in*
TSURA: Wait up! *enters*
*~*~*~*~*~STOCK POT INN~*~*~*~*~*~*
TSURA: Hey, it's the spandex-guy!
HEERO: *arguing with ANJU* Give me a room.
ANJU: I'm sorry sir, but you need a reservation...
HEERO: *pulls out gun* Omae o korosu. (meaning, "I'll kill you")
ANJU:*reallyfast*Rightthiswayupthestairsitsourspecialknifechamberveryfittingnamehahahahavanicedaysir. *bows so fast she smashes her head against the counter*
HEERO: Hn. *walks upstairs to "his" room*
DARUNIA: The lady...doesn't look so well...
TSURA: I don't think we'll be getting a room very easily.... But, what the hey? *to ANJU* 'scuse me, miss?
ANJU: ......purpleeee....
TSURA: *sweatdrop* Erm, yes, purple, I agree with you on that point. Do you have a room?
ANJU: Keaton...a purple Keaton!! Roooooooooooooooom? Take key...
BA-BA-BADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!
____________________________________________________________
[ You got the KEY FROM AROUND ANJU'S NECK!! ] [
[ You're not sure why she told you to take this one..other than she was ]
[ bleeding from her head at the time.... ]
[ ] [ ]
[ ___________________________________________________________
TSURA: Something tells me that we should check out the room...
DARUNIA: What?! It's only 2 PM!!
TSURA: I mean, it might be odd.....*they find the room that the key fits and enters. Cozy fireplace,bed, many books, and GRANDMA in a wheelchair*
GRANDMA: Ooooo, Tortus. Would you like me to read you a story?
TSURA: *trying to be polite* Suuuure... Uhm, how about "Four Giants"?
GRRANDMA: Ooh, that's a good one. Once upon a.... *DARUNIA and TSURA black out*
***************DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY************************
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~48 HOURS REMAIN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TSURA: *yawn* Wha?
GRANDMA: Oh hoh hoh hoh. I guess that story was a bit boring for young Tortus. Well, try again next time.
TSURA: Uh-huh....WHOA!!! It's already the next day!!
DARUNIA: \*O_o */
TSURA: C'mon! Let's go!! *runs out only to trip over QUATRE carrying a tea tray*
TEA: *spills all over everyone*
QUATRE: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! It's HOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
TSURA: ZORAS ARE SENSITIVE TO HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!
DARUNIA: Ahhhhhhh........FIRE!!
TSURA: I *ouch!* w-wonder *ITAI!* what the Skull *owwwww* Kid will be d-d-OOIng todaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!????????????
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END OF PART ONE
Wow! I never thought it would go this far. I'm really sorry it took so long. We're officially in Part 2. O_o Day 2's antics of the Skull Kid!! He'll get a fairy...check out a temple...
Oh, almost forgot the bio:
~~~~~~~TSURA~~~~~~~~~~~
NAME: Tsura Aoi
AGE: 11
RACE: Zora
HOMELAND: Zora Hall, Great Bay, Termina.
FAIRY: Darunia
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Hookshot
INSTRUMENT OF CHOICE: Fish Bone Guitar
CLAIM TO FAME: Is Mikau and LuLu's kid! 'nuff said!
QUOTE(s): "We must be the strangest people here.... Spoke too soon."
Thanks again for the wonderful reviews! Oh, and the Gundam Pilots will ONLY be showing up in Clock Town, if you have a problem with crossovers. And yes, in most of my self-insertaion fics, I am Duo's younger sister. Meaning I'm not a rival :p
Till Part Two: Chapter 6, Ja ne!
~Akai Ku
Official Little Sister of Duo Maxwell
Great Destroyer of Sanity
Lunatic In General