The Search For The Ocarina Of Time~ Part 2, Chapter 6: Day 2: Skull Kid in the Southern Swamp
ITAAAAAAI!! I am back. I decided since you guys liked this I'd *ahem* BEND my rule of working at one thing at a time. Special thanks to Ryo Ohki.... Er.... Ryo Ohki... Well, there's a number on the end, I THINK it's 129, but I don't want to screw up, but you can get to her profile through mine (she's on my faves).... Well, thanks to her for helping me with this chapter, and READ HER BALLAD. The poor girl.... NO SHE DID NOT PUT ME UP TO THIS. I love it, and she's worked veeeery hard.
Also, please R&R "Shin no Ai" (that's SHIN no ai, not SHOUNEN Ai.... Honestly....), and do NOT R&R "I'm in!!!"
Enough chat. I'm sugar-high. Lezgo!
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*****************DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY****************
-------------------------------48 Hours Remain-------------------------------
*~*~*~*~*~SOUTHERN SWAMP~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
SKULL KID: Uhm.... Lezzee here... I'm supposed to go to this "Woodfall" place....why?
???: To advance the plot, bimbo.
SKULL KID: Eh...? *sees TATL* EHHHHHYAAAA!!!
TATL: *glares evily at SKULL KID*
SKULL KID: Er... I was just... Uhm, FOOLING AROUND when I left you behind...Uhm, I was GONNA' come back...REALLY!
TATL: ...Let's go...
SKULL KID: *swallows* O...K... *takes out flute and plays Song Of Soaring; dissapears with TATL in a flash of wings*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~WOODFALL~*~*~*~*~*~*
SKULL KID/TATL: *appear*
TATL: *sniff sniff* This smells worse than your sock drawer....
SKULL KID: ...do I WEAR socks?
TATL: *looks at SKULL KID's feet* No... You just wear funky Piccolo shoes...
SKULL KID: ...so does Kafei...
TATL: ...
SKULL KID: ANYWAY... *just appears with TATL at temple gate*
TATL: Howd'ja do THAT?!
SKULL KID: Lazy author ^_^
TATL: ....-_-*; figures.
SKULL KID: Mweeheeheehee.... *enters temple*
*************WOODFALL TEMPLE***********
SKULL KID: Well, ah, lezzee... *tries to hop to a flower platform, but falls waaaaaaay too short and lands on the floor* Oops...
TATL: I sense an evil presence in this room...O_o
SKULL KID: ....O_O....*softly* Uh, T-Tatl...?
TATL: *concerned* What...?
SKULL KID: *very very softly* I think I'm ready to tell you my secret now...*is very serious*
TATL: Wha.... What is it...?
SKULL KID: *barely audiable; mist rising from his mouth*
I see dead people...
*bursts out laughing as bottle of Hot Spring Water falls out of his shirt*
TATL: *fumes* Grrrrrrrr...!!
SKULL KID: *rolling on the floor* Mweeheeheehee!! C'mon Tatl, an 'evil presence'?! That's is SOOOOO lame! Huh?
BLACK BOE #45243: Eeaaaaach!!
SKULL KID: Huh? AHHHHH!!!
TATL: *smirking* Told'ja...
SKULL KID: AAAAIIIIIIEEEE!!!
BLACK BOE#3948 EAAAACH!!
BLACK BOES: EAAAAAACH!!
SKULL KID: Huh? Wha?!
BLACK BOE # 45213: EAAAAACH ... Rupee you earn will be speant on MASK POLISH!
TATL: ...
SKULL KID: ...
*long pause*
SKULL KID: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *freezes them all with Deku Nuts and scrambles back up to the platform*
SKULL KID: *pant pant*
TATL: *snicker snicker snicker*
SKULL KID: Laugh it up, light bulb. *uses the flowers to get to the door*
TATL: H-how'd YOU do that?
SKULL KID: *grins* Not teeeeeeling!
TATL: ... *walk into the next room* Ugh! If it smelled like your sockdrawer out there, THIS smell's like your locker room!
SKULL KID: ? I have a locker room?
TATL: Or your underwear drawer. *gets hit with a cow labelled "CENSORS"* Aw, come ON!
COW: Moooooo?
SKULL KID: ...
TATL: This is just _stupid_. WHY just for THAT line? WHY a cow?!
SKULL KID: Uhmm.... Lighten up, Tatl! There must be SOME use for it...
TATL: *turning an angry red* Like WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SKULL KID: Uhm.... Milk! *quickly plays Epona's Song and holds out an empty bottle*
COW: MooOooOooOoo!! *fills up bottle with milk*
SKULL KID: *drinks milk aat instant it is recieved to try and soothe TATL's wraith* *makes a face* This stuff tastes like NARF!
TATL: "Narf"? ???
SKULL KID: Huh? What the NARF did I mean by- NARF it! What in the name of NARFing NARF is goin' on here?!
TATL: Dummy, read the label on the bottle...
SKULL KID: Huh?
~~~~~~~~~~~MAD COW MILK~~~~~~~
You should not drink from a cow with Mad Cow Disease. You
will be unable to swear for 24 hours. Do not pass Go. Do not
collect $200.
SKULL KID: *sweatdrop* Uh-oh... Well, at least I'll...be safe from the censors?
TATL: Yeah yeah... Look down there! All of those locked doors... Go find a key you good-for nothing...!
SKULL KID: OK- Hey!!Wait a second...!
TATL: ???
SKULL KID: That shiny green thing at the entrance...
TATL: ...
SKULL KID: You NARF-head!! We could've skipped all thiiiis!!
TATL: I'm glad we didn't, though ^^
SKULL KID: *random grumbles and NARFs as he walks into the previous room, onto the green pad, and into Odolwa's Layer with TATL*
*~*~*~*~*~*~ODOLWA'S LAYER~*~*~*~*~*~*
SKULL KID: *footsteps echo loudly* Heh... Erm...*brightly* Well, no one's here! Let's get a-moving!
ODOLWA: *drops down from ceiling*
-----MASKED DANCING FREAK: ODOLWA-------
SKULL KID: I thought that was Sakon...
TATL: He doesn't have a mask...
SKULL KID: *shocked* He _doesn't_?! That's his _FACE_?!!!!
ODOLWA: *jibberish*
SKULL KID: What the NARF is he saying?!
TATL: The NARF gag is getting old, Skull Kid....
SKULL KID: *fuming* I CAN'T HELP I---
ODOLWA: WOWAHA!! *smacks SKULL KID with his sword, causing him to go flying across the room until he not-so-gently connects with a wall*
TATL: STICK GUY!! *flies over to SKULL KID, who has a crazed look in his eyes* Are you OK?!!
SKULL KID: THERE! THERE! *pointing randomly* WHAT IS IT SAYING!?!
TATL: ...*thinks about it* Heyada-ho?
SKULL KID: *back to "normal" now, as if he ever was that ^^* Shaddy-wa?
TATL: Ebtisam?
SKULL KID: Toway ka-hah?
TATL: M- HEY! LOOK!
SKULL KID: Huh?
ODOLWA: *swaying* Odolwa-ha, Odolway-hey. Odolwa-ha, Odolwaehay.
SKULL KID: What's it...
TATL: ...doing...?
*GECKOs, SNAPTURTLES, and DEKU BABA's drop fron the ceiling, then get into a congo line with ODOLWA at the head*
*music begins to play*
ALL BADDIES: *in sinc with the music* Odolwa-HA! *kick* Odolwae-HAY! *kick* Odolwa-HA! Odolwaehay!! *Kick kick!*
TATL: *sweat/jawdrop*
SKULL KID: *grin*
TATL: *frightened* What are YOU so happy about?! This is LUDICRIS!!!
SKULL KID: I-
*******NIGHT OF THE SECOND DAY********
--------------36 HOURS REMAIN-----------------
SKULL KID: NARF *fumes*, that was supposed to be dramatic...
TATL: *eyes the "Conga Line Of Evil" warily* You were saying?
SKULL KID: Huh? *realization* Oh! Ahem: I HAVE A PLAN!!! *thundercrash, pyroexplosion*
*1*
TATL: *laughs* YOU?! A PLAN?! Puh-leaze!! Since when do YOU come up with plans!?
SKULL KID: I do. *wicked grin* But they're all evil.
TATL: *sweatdrop*
SKULL KID: Mweeheeheehee!! *places bomb in path of the conga-line, and they all walk right into it like morons*
ODOLWA: *heaves himself back up*
SKULL KID: HUUH!?
TATL: *sigh* Did you think ONE bomb-blast could kill him?
SKULL KID: Er, well...ah....
ODOLWA: GRAAAA!!!!!! F*CKAYAY-YOO!! *gets hit by train labelled CENSORS**dies*
SKULL KID: (^=^)
TATL: ...let's get out of here.... That annoying music is bugging the rally-ho outa' me....
SKULL KID: Ral...? Whatever... *go to portal-thingy*
*****LITTLE ROOM BY WOODFALL ENTRANCE(or whatever)******
TATL: Ack, the music is louder here!!!
DEKU PRINCESS: Ex-CUSE me?! Don't you like my pipe-playing?! *looks rabid*
SKULL KID/TATL: Erm....
DEKU PRINCESS: !!!!!!????
SKULL KID: {Oh c'mon, think of something SK, before she kills you...OH!} Y-YES!!
DEKU PRINCESS: *smugly* Good. Did that monkey send you to get me?
TATL: Monkey? What monkey? We just- *is given the "Dig in the Ribs" by SKULL KID, but because of her size just goes flying into a wall*
SKULL KID: Yeah! The monkey's in a hot spot right now though...Literally!! Mweeheeheehee!!
DEKU PRINCESS: WH-WH-WHAT!? FOOLISH FATHER!! TAKE ME TO THE PALACE!! I DON'T CARE HOW!!
SKULL KID: No.
DEKU PRINCESS: WHY NOT?!
SKULL KID: Because.
DEKU PRINCESS: WHY?!
SKULL KID: I don't feel like it.
DEKU PRINCESS: Why?!
SKULL KID: *snickers* I'm TIRED, NARF-head. Mweeheeheehee.
DEKU PRINCESS: Why?
SKULL KID: *taps foot* From goin' through that temple!
DEKU PRINCESS: Why?
SKULL KID: *fuming* To find an ocarina!!
DEKU PRINCESS: Why?
SKULL KID: *screaming two inches from DEKU PRINCESS's face* SO WE DON'T ALL DIE WHEN THAT MOON COMES DOWN, IDIOT!!!
DEKU PRINCESS: Why?
SKULL KID: *snaps* OK!! I'll take you to the palace!!! Just shhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuy uuuup!!!!
DEKU PRINCESS: Carry me.
SKULL KID: (O.o) Not a Neo-Ruto...
DEKU PRINCESS: In a bottle!
SKULL KID: !!
*insert 'Deku in a Bottle' Joke here. I think it's been done*
SKULL KID: *shoves the Deku Princess in a bottle* Mweeheeheehee! That felt good! (^=^) C'mon, Tatl! *leaves*
TATL: *woozily* H-half a minute.... *follows SKULL KID out*
************WOODFALL**************
TATL: The-the- the stench is GONE!!
SKULL KID: Yay.
TATL:?! Don't you CARE?!
SKULL KID: Do think I can SMELL with this ... This...this.... *gestures at his beak* this THING!
TATL: ....
PRINCESS IN A BOTTLE: Hey, beaky-boy, move it or lose it, unless you want to know 'why'....
SKULL KID: Eeep... *scampers off*
*****DEKU PALACE*****
SKULL KID: *leaps over charred carcasses of the gaurds*
********DEKU THRONE ROOM*******
DEKU KING: Commence the punishment!!
MONKEY: *is dipped into the boiling pot* OOOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
SKULL KID/TATL: *walk in*
SKULL KID:Whoa... That lo-
BUTLER: Aha! Intruders!
SKULL KID/TATL: *are thrown out*
*******DEKU PALACE****
SKULL KID: Oooww....
PRINCESS IN A BOTTLE: You've gotta' be faster, scarecrow-boy.
SKULL KID: What's with the name calling?! *sniff*
TATL: *siiiigh*
SKULL KID: *runs off to try again* *leaps over charred carcasses of the gaurds*
******DEKU THRONE ROOM*******
SKULL KID/TATL: *walk in*
MONKEY: *still being subjected to horrible torture*
SKULL KID: ...uh...
DEKU BUTLER: Aha! An intruder!
SKULL KID/TATL: *get thrown out again*
*****OUTSIDE....******
PRINCESS IN A BOTTLE: What's WITH you?!
SKULL KID: Uh, well, you, er, said to go faster, but ah... What am I s'posesed ta DO faster...? *sweatdrop*
PIAB: *fumes so hard the cork to her bottle goes flying off, hitting TATL*
TATL: Whyyyyyy-
PAIB: J-just TALK to him!!
SKULL KID: Err...Ok. *replaces cork and goes to try again*
******DEKU THRONE ROOM*******
SKULL KID/TATL: *walk in*
MONKEY: *is still being subjected to horrible torture*
SKULL KID: *starts to walk over to the DEKU KING*
BUTLER: Aha! An intruder! Gaurds, seize them!
SKULL KID/TATL: *are thrown out YET AGAIN*
****OUTSIDE....****
PIAB: CAN'T YOU MOVE ANY FASTER!!!
SKULL KID: Jeez, I'll TRY you bottled NARF!!
TATL: *laughs*
SKULL KID: SILENCE!!
TATL/PIAB: *laugh*
SKULL KID: Ulp... I mean, 'Shut up!'...
TATL: You sound so stupid without the mask...! *laughs*
SKULL KID: GRRRRR... Here we GO AGAIN!!! *runs off*
XIIIREDXIII: *apparation appears from Author-Land* *grumbling about Dilandau* We'd better do this in takes....*vanishes*
+++++TAKE FOUR!+++++++
SKULL KID: *jumps over charred carcasses of the gaurds*
******DEKU THRONE ROOM*******
SKULL KID/TATL: *walk in*
MONKEY: *is still being subjected to horrible torture*
SKULL KID: *runs up to the DEKU KING*
BUTLER: AHA! INTRUDERS!!
SKULL KID/TATL: *get thrown out YET AGAIN*
*****OUTSIDE*****
PIAB: CAN'T YOU GET IT RIGHT!!!?? IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT ALREADY!!
SKULL KID: How'dja do that?
PAIB: I looked at the bottom of the screan!!
TATL: ....
SKULL KID: I ran as fast as I could....
PAIB: SCREW walking! *a pie hits her from inside the bottle* Blah! Just shout!!
SKULL KID: *grumbling* Yeah, yeah. All right, all right.*runs off to try again*
++++++++TAKE 5!+++++++++
SKULL KID: *jumps over charred carcasses of the gaurds*
******DEKU THRONE ROOM*******
SKULL KID/TATL: *walk in*
MONKEY: *is still being subjected to horrible torture*
SKULL KID: HEY!! YER ROYA-
BUTLER: AHA! INTRUDERS!!
SKULL KID/TATL: *get thrown out AGAIN*
****OUTSIDE....*
TATL: Great, just great.... That just makes them grab us faster!!
PIAB: Well....*lightbulb appears over head* I got it!! THROW me to him!
SKULL KID: I've got pretty NARFy aim...
PAIB: I don't CARE!!
SKULL KID/TATL: Heeeeeeeeere we go again...
++++++TAKE 6!++++++
SKULL KID: *jumps over charred carcasses of the gaurds*
******DEKU THRONE ROOM*******
SKULL KID/TATL: *walk in*
MONKEY: *is still being subjected to horrible torture*
SKULL KID: *winds up, throws the Deku Princess as far as he can and.....*
SPLASH!!
TATL: O.o
SKULL KID: ...
*hush comes over room*
TATL: You missed...
SKULL KID: I TOLD her I had bad aim....
TATL:...
DEKU KING: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEEEEIZE THEEEEM!!!
SKULL KID/TATL: *are tossed into a cell*
TATL :Tell me:are we screwed?
SKULL KID: *groans and falls asleep*
*******DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY******
---------------24 HOURS REMAIN--------
SKULL KID: *wakes up* Oy... Well, WHEREVER Akai is, she must be in better shape....
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***1*** :You'll find out about what this is in the epilouge!
Well, there we go. Thanks to everyone who answered the 'what is Odolwa saying' for me. Ack, in a hurry, bye!