Disclaimer: If I own Zelda, I'm sane.
The Search For The Ocarina Of Time
Part Two, Chapter Nine: Industrial Strength Faries (or 'Akai Lives, No Da!!')
******DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY******
~~~~~~~~~48 HOURS REMAIN~~~~~~~~~
*~*~*~*~SPRINGWATER CAVE~*~*~*
Navi: C'mon, Mr. Tights!
Link: *whining* But it's safe in heeere...
Navi: *pulls out her silent ReDead whistle*
Link: @,@ OKOKOK!!! LEZZGOO!!! *runs outside*
Navi: *snicker* *follows him*
*~*~*~IKANA CANYON~*~*~*~*
MUSIC: *assults the ears horribly*
Link: Oh. My. Goddesses...
Navi: Let's get outta' heeeeeeeeeeeeereee!!!
Link: WHEEEEEERE?!!
Navi: Just RUN FOR IT!!
Link: *just runs madly while screaming ....right into the well*
Link: *falling* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-*thud!*
Navi: Oo; Erm... Link? *flies down the well*
*~*~*~Inside The Well~*~*~*~*
Link: *cough cough wheeze* OMG... It smells so...
???: Dirgey?
Link: Well, actually- *sees what spoke* AAAARRRRRGGG!!!
Gibdo #10: *is no longer sentient * GRAAAAAORRRR!!
Link: *is frozen* OO;
Navi: *comes flying down the well* *sighs* Link, WHY do you always get in trouble inside enclosed spaces?? *somehow grabs Link by his collar and pulls him back toward the entrance to the well*
Link: *as stiff as a board* *comes to* *sobs*
Navi: Sheesh, some Hero Of Time. HOW, praytell, did YOU manage to defeat Ganon
Link: *wiping his eyes* B-because... He w-wasn't a z-zombie... J-just a-a-a big, STUPID, fat, ugly, addlebrained, swine-faced, stinky-butt, PIG!!
Navi: ...
Link: *sniffle* I'm scared!
Navi: Wuss...
Link: *leaps up* I JUST NEED AN ITEM, OK?! And I KNOW where to get one! *gets out Ocarina Of Time Copy and plays Song Of Soaring; disappears in a flash of wings*
*~*~*~*~SNOWHEAD~*~*~*~*
Link/Navi: *appear*
Akai: *is standing looking at the temple with Tael* ...edy's sake, I am going to PRETEND I do not know of that stupid tempest-breathing biggoron...
Link: I NEED that sword!! *pleads and grovels*
Akai: *tries to shake Link off her leg* I meant the GORON, not the sword! Now zark off!!
Link: *confused* "Zark"?
Akai: We're not in the Underworld any more. Go kill the ghoulies yerself. *Link and Navi vanish*
*~*~*~INSIDE THE WELL~*~*~*
Navi/Link: *appear*
Navi: Well THAT worked!!
Link: *sneezes and owl feather comes out of his nose* Oh gimmee a break...
Navi: *takes out bone-crusher* My pleasure...
Link: Eep!! Calm down!! *performs a magic slashy thingy and kills the advancing Gibdo #10* Whew!
Navi: *blinks* Wow. That was the first thing you did RIGHT in this fic...
Link: No brains, but lotsa' skill. *grins broadly*
Navi: *sigh* Never mind. Look, if you weren't such an idiot, you'd realize that you had a mask that makes these dudes think you're another Gibdo!!
Link: I...do? What's it called?
Navi: -_-; The GIBDO's Mask!!
Link: Oh... *crawls through his dimensional closet and pulls out THE GIBDO'S MASK!!* *slaps it on* Uuhhm... *bumps into a wall...master.*
Wallmaster: Groaaaaaaan... *picks up Link and carries him away*
*~*~*~INSIDE THE WELL~*~*~*
Wallmaster: *deposits Link and Navi at the entrance*
Link: AAAAAAAAAA!! -*thud!*
Navi: Ooga... That must've hurt, Link.
Link: Ugh... *rubs head*
Navi: Too bad you don't have wiiiiiiiings :P!!
Link: Arg, shut UP!!
Gibdo #10: Briiiiiiiiiing them!!
Link:!!
Navi: Aw, I forgot; Leave the room and they come back to life.
Link: W-why?
Navi: Because Red's on crack *gets hit with a spork labeled "CENSORS"*
Red: *from Author-Land* No referring to illegal substances!!
Navi: GRAAAA!! YOU DID THAT YOURSELF!!!
Red: ...maybe. *vanishes*
Gibo #10: *ahem!* May I interrupt?
Link: O,O
Navi: Oh... Eh heh... Sorry... Carry on.
Gibdo #10: Right. *clears throat* Briiiiiiiiiiing them, briiiiiiiiiiiing them!!
Link: oO; We're gonna' DIEEE!!
Gibdo #10: ??? Aren't you already dead?
Link: Huh? *realizes he has a mask on* Oh, this? It's just-
Navi: *wham!!* *bonks into Link's head* -he's been recently mummified. Heh heh... He got sick of being a rotting corpse, RIGHT?!
Link: *doesn't know who to be more afraid of: The zombie or the fairy* Uh, uh... Yeah! Erm, heh heh... What would you like me to, erm, brriiiiiiiiiiiiiiing?
Gibdo #10: -_-; You know, you do a pretty sad zombie impression. The only reason I'm not sucking your brains out right now is that I'm getting paid.
Link: Oo;; Oh, heh heh... Er, thank you. *gulp!* I think...
Gibdo #10: *sighs* I can't believe I lost the part of Imhotep to some bald-headed South African nobody... *continues* Bring me... H2O!!
Link: Erg...
Navi: *to Gibdo #10* 'scuse me. *to Link* WHAT?!
Link: I ate my alphabet soup already...
Navi/Gibdo: *facefault*
Navi: Uhm, Mr. Gibdo sir, we're, erm, gonna' take the long way. Sorry to bother you.
Gibdo #10: *shrugs* No problem.
Navi: *somehow drags Link out of the well*
*~*~*~IKANA CANYON~*~*~*
Navi: Link! We HAVE to get into Ikana Castle!!
Link: *flatly* No we don't. I don't wanna' go.
Navi: C'mon, you've GOTTA remember what the guy in the cave said...?!
Link: *innocently* Guy? Cave? What cave? What guy?
Ghost Of Sharp: *appears* Me.
Link: A-a-a-a-aaaaAaaAaaAaAaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Navi: *smirks*
Link:*quickly* Makimgoawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!
Sharp: *sniffle* Fine, I can tell when I'm not wanted. *poofs away back into The Land Of Purple*
Navi: *snicker* Memory returned, ol' chap?
Link: *shaking* Y-yes...
Navi: Then let's head to the castle. *they walk over, Link somewhat reluctantly, to Ikana Castle*
Link: Hmm, waz this say? *reading sign aloud* "Ikana Castle, Front Gate. Use what you will, these sealed doors shall never open." *gives a fake 'sigh of defeat'* Welp, it's a pity. We can't git in. We'll just have to go back to Clock Town and tell Tsura that we just couldn't-
Navi: Oh, haha. Nice. TRY.* grabs Link by his collar and somehow drags him in through a crack in the castle wall. Inside there is an enclosed space with a Crystal Switch and a Sun Block* Link, I need you to hit thay Crystal Switch with your sword, 'K?
Link: No way! You know how many dead people are crawling around in there?! It's virtually Hotel de Osmet!! *Badum-BUMP!*
*crickets chirp*
Navi: *mumbling* There was a farmer had a joke and it was really LAME-O
Link: *under breath* Shaddup...
Navi: C'mon Link, whack the dang crystal!
Link: No.
Navi: Please?
Link: Nuh-uh.
Navi: C'mon!
Link: No way!
Navi: I'm waaarning you...
Link: *scoffs*
Navi: *picks Link up somehow by the boots and swings him against the crystal switch*
*BOOOOOOOOOONG!!!*
Link: *skull still vibrating* BaAaAARrRrRaAa A...!
Navi: *calmly* You were warned.
Link: GrhenmaMaa.a..a..aaa...*blinks* YOWZA!! The Liiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!
Navi: *sighs* Reflect it offa' the sheild onto that Sun Block!
Link: *shrugs* OK. *shines the light onto a bottle marked SP25*
Navi: *groans*
Link: Wha-?
Navi: Not sunblock! A SUN_BLOCK!!
Link: Oh. Why di-
****NIGHT OF THE SECOND DAY*****
~~~~~~~~~36 HOURS REMAIN~~~~~~
Navi: Y'know, I've almost gotten used to that.
Link: Almost.
Navi: Exactly. *!!!* Hey, who turned out the sun?!
Link: Uh...
Navi: CRUD! We won't be able to.. EH?!!
*a little Chinese straw hat comes out of Link's Pocket Dimensional Closet (buy yours from Tamahome Enterprises today! Our motto: We're Always Happy To Serve (But Only if ya' Got da Moolah)!) . A weird little cat-face Chinese guy steps out*
Link/Navi: !!!
Cat Guy: You guys are pretty dum. No da!
Navi: Three questions: A, who are you, B, why are you here, and C, who the HECK are you calling dumb?!
Cat Guy: Hey, no need to be so rude, no da! I'm Chichiri, and Akai sent me because YOU are dumb, na no da!!
Link: No..da?
Chichiri: *nod* 's an emphatic. No da.
Link: N. Barrack?
Chichiri: *sigh* Never mind. Listen, no da, Akai said you should try THIS! *uses Light Arrow to melt Sun Block.
Link/Navi: *jaws drop again*
Link: Wow...
Navi: Ch-ch-chichiri?
Chichiri: *grinning as always* No da?
Navi: ThankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouTHANKYOU!!!
Chichiri: *small sweatbead* Gosh, no da, 's no problem! Well, I must be going! No da! *dives back into hat*
Navi: *stares as the hat falls to the ground* Strange guy...
Link: *while picking up hat and carefully placing it back into his pocket/dimesional closet* Useful, though.
Navi: Unlike SOME people...
Link: *harumphs as he and Navi enter Ikana Castle*
*~*~*~ANCIENT CASTLE OF IKANA~*~*~*
Link: Well, here we are saying here we are...
Navi: And while we're 'har', let's go in the front 'dar'! *they do so*
*~*~*~INSIDE IKANA CASTLE*~*~*~*
Link: *opens mouth to say something to the effect of "AAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG-
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!", but is jumped by ReDeads from all sides*
****it is important to note that at this point two things happen at the same instant
1. Navi: *slaps the Captain's Hat on Link's face*
2. Link: *actually reacting to danger semi-intelligently for once, uses Din's Fire*
****the result is a bunch of flaming ReDeads performing ballet [1]
Link/Navi: *just kinda' stare*
Hat: *rattle rattle ratnotle ratdatle rattle rattle*
Link: Er...*takes out a Light Arrow and fits its shaft to his bow* Off to Ikana Throne Room or whatever? *fires and melts the Sun Block*
Navi/Link: *enter the chamber*
*~*~*~IKANA THRONE ROOM (or whatever)~*~*~*
Link: *walks in with Navi*
*room begins to shake*
???: Oh insolent one who has brought the unthinkable into a land as dark as Ikana...
Link: Hm?
*shutters begin to shut over windows, blocking out the light*
???: My servants have fallen namelessly before the light that guides you.
Link: *sweatdrop* Oh crud...
Navi: Phsychotic villain bent on vengance alert...*rolls hypothetical "eyes"*
???: *sounds slightly hurt as he continues* However...
*windows snap shut*
Igos Du Ikana (???): *sitting on throne* The darkness in which my servants live is, after all, fleeting. *Fat Skull steps up from behind Ikana's left*
Link: *smacking hand into the 'forehead' of his mask* Oh DOUBLE-crud....
Igos Du Ikana: You shall soon see with your own eyes.... *Thin Skull appears at Ikana's right*
Link: *slumps to ground* TRIPLE-CRUD!!!
Igos Du Ikana: ...just what kind of thing true darkness really is!!
Navi: Link, move!!
Link: *dodges just as Fat Skull and Thin Skull land where he was a second before, scimitars drawn; Landing right in front of Igos Du Ikana*
Link: *ulp!*
Ikana: *scrutinizes Link's masked face* *suddenly* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, KEETA?!!!
Link: Ah heh heh...
*3*
Ikana: Keeta, you dog, you never payed me back!!
Fat Skull: Heeeeeeeeeeeereee he goes again...
Thin Skull: *sigh* Wanna' go out fer a beer?
Fat Skull: *shrugs* Sure. *they walk off*
Navi: ????
Link: Erm... Pay you back for what?
Igos: That game!! You lost!! I won!! REMEMBER?!! I've been waiting eight-hundred years for those two-hundred rupees!!
Link: *fishes through wallet*
Igos: Which, with inflation, makes it twenty-thousand rupees by today's standards!!
Link: *face turns ashen under mask*
Igos: Grr... I KNEW I should never have chanced a game of craps with yo- *giant mound of poo labeled "CENSORS" falls on Ikana (how does one label poo?)*
Link: Oh come ON!!
Navi: That was pretty low...
Red: *from Author-Land* Ex-CUSE me?! I didn't just hear you COMPLAINING, DID I ?!!
???: Sure did, no da!!*the little Chinese hat hops away*
Red: Ooo... *barbells, sporks, and spatulas labeled "CENSORS" fall on Link and Navi* *snicker* *vanishes*
**********DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY*********
~~~~~~~~~~~24 HOURS REMAIN~~~~~~~~~
Link: Why that little...!!!
Navi: *sigh* To.... STONE TOWER!!
Link: WHAAAAA!!
++++++++++++++++++++++
*3* Another teaser to be divulged in the epilouge!!
Whoo!! Sure has been awhile! If you were wondering, I haven't been able to write because (a) my Majora's Mask gamepack had been lost for awhile, causing me to lose my insparation and (b) I, along with the rest of my mom's and new stepdad's (though my REAL dad is STILL fifteen billion percent cooler! *hifives her dad*) family, was running around like a chicken with its head cut off (cliche!!) preparing for my mum's wedding. But I LIVE!! I have another major fanfic now, "The Mummy Returns Again -Persistant B*st*rd," which, for some odd reason, I am immensley proud of. So check it out!! ...if you DARE!! MWEEHEEHEEHEEE!!
Heh, still the same ol' Akai. Welp, next time it's gonna' be Tsura and the Gundam guys in Clock Town! See you then, na no da!!
~Akai Ku
Official Little Sister Of Duo Maxwell:
"Shinnotenshi ga jigoku kari mai modotte kita ze!!"
The Search For The Ocarina Of Time
Part Two, Chapter Nine: Industrial Strength Faries (or 'Akai Lives, No Da!!')
******DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY******
~~~~~~~~~48 HOURS REMAIN~~~~~~~~~
*~*~*~*~SPRINGWATER CAVE~*~*~*
Navi: C'mon, Mr. Tights!
Link: *whining* But it's safe in heeere...
Navi: *pulls out her silent ReDead whistle*
Link: @,@ OKOKOK!!! LEZZGOO!!! *runs outside*
Navi: *snicker* *follows him*
*~*~*~IKANA CANYON~*~*~*~*
MUSIC: *assults the ears horribly*
Link: Oh. My. Goddesses...
Navi: Let's get outta' heeeeeeeeeeeeereee!!!
Link: WHEEEEEERE?!!
Navi: Just RUN FOR IT!!
Link: *just runs madly while screaming ....right into the well*
Link: *falling* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-*thud!*
Navi: Oo; Erm... Link? *flies down the well*
*~*~*~Inside The Well~*~*~*~*
Link: *cough cough wheeze* OMG... It smells so...
???: Dirgey?
Link: Well, actually- *sees what spoke* AAAARRRRRGGG!!!
Gibdo #10: *is no longer sentient * GRAAAAAORRRR!!
Link: *is frozen* OO;
Navi: *comes flying down the well* *sighs* Link, WHY do you always get in trouble inside enclosed spaces?? *somehow grabs Link by his collar and pulls him back toward the entrance to the well*
Link: *as stiff as a board* *comes to* *sobs*
Navi: Sheesh, some Hero Of Time. HOW, praytell, did YOU manage to defeat Ganon
Link: *wiping his eyes* B-because... He w-wasn't a z-zombie... J-just a-a-a big, STUPID, fat, ugly, addlebrained, swine-faced, stinky-butt, PIG!!
Navi: ...
Link: *sniffle* I'm scared!
Navi: Wuss...
Link: *leaps up* I JUST NEED AN ITEM, OK?! And I KNOW where to get one! *gets out Ocarina Of Time Copy and plays Song Of Soaring; disappears in a flash of wings*
*~*~*~*~SNOWHEAD~*~*~*~*
Link/Navi: *appear*
Akai: *is standing looking at the temple with Tael* ...edy's sake, I am going to PRETEND I do not know of that stupid tempest-breathing biggoron...
Link: I NEED that sword!! *pleads and grovels*
Akai: *tries to shake Link off her leg* I meant the GORON, not the sword! Now zark off!!
Link: *confused* "Zark"?
Akai: We're not in the Underworld any more. Go kill the ghoulies yerself. *Link and Navi vanish*
*~*~*~INSIDE THE WELL~*~*~*
Navi/Link: *appear*
Navi: Well THAT worked!!
Link: *sneezes and owl feather comes out of his nose* Oh gimmee a break...
Navi: *takes out bone-crusher* My pleasure...
Link: Eep!! Calm down!! *performs a magic slashy thingy and kills the advancing Gibdo #10* Whew!
Navi: *blinks* Wow. That was the first thing you did RIGHT in this fic...
Link: No brains, but lotsa' skill. *grins broadly*
Navi: *sigh* Never mind. Look, if you weren't such an idiot, you'd realize that you had a mask that makes these dudes think you're another Gibdo!!
Link: I...do? What's it called?
Navi: -_-; The GIBDO's Mask!!
Link: Oh... *crawls through his dimensional closet and pulls out THE GIBDO'S MASK!!* *slaps it on* Uuhhm... *bumps into a wall...master.*
Wallmaster: Groaaaaaaan... *picks up Link and carries him away*
*~*~*~INSIDE THE WELL~*~*~*
Wallmaster: *deposits Link and Navi at the entrance*
Link: AAAAAAAAAA!! -*thud!*
Navi: Ooga... That must've hurt, Link.
Link: Ugh... *rubs head*
Navi: Too bad you don't have wiiiiiiiings :P!!
Link: Arg, shut UP!!
Gibdo #10: Briiiiiiiiiing them!!
Link:!!
Navi: Aw, I forgot; Leave the room and they come back to life.
Link: W-why?
Navi: Because Red's on crack *gets hit with a spork labeled "CENSORS"*
Red: *from Author-Land* No referring to illegal substances!!
Navi: GRAAAA!! YOU DID THAT YOURSELF!!!
Red: ...maybe. *vanishes*
Gibo #10: *ahem!* May I interrupt?
Link: O,O
Navi: Oh... Eh heh... Sorry... Carry on.
Gibdo #10: Right. *clears throat* Briiiiiiiiiiing them, briiiiiiiiiiiing them!!
Link: oO; We're gonna' DIEEE!!
Gibdo #10: ??? Aren't you already dead?
Link: Huh? *realizes he has a mask on* Oh, this? It's just-
Navi: *wham!!* *bonks into Link's head* -he's been recently mummified. Heh heh... He got sick of being a rotting corpse, RIGHT?!
Link: *doesn't know who to be more afraid of: The zombie or the fairy* Uh, uh... Yeah! Erm, heh heh... What would you like me to, erm, brriiiiiiiiiiiiiiing?
Gibdo #10: -_-; You know, you do a pretty sad zombie impression. The only reason I'm not sucking your brains out right now is that I'm getting paid.
Link: Oo;; Oh, heh heh... Er, thank you. *gulp!* I think...
Gibdo #10: *sighs* I can't believe I lost the part of Imhotep to some bald-headed South African nobody... *continues* Bring me... H2O!!
Link: Erg...
Navi: *to Gibdo #10* 'scuse me. *to Link* WHAT?!
Link: I ate my alphabet soup already...
Navi/Gibdo: *facefault*
Navi: Uhm, Mr. Gibdo sir, we're, erm, gonna' take the long way. Sorry to bother you.
Gibdo #10: *shrugs* No problem.
Navi: *somehow drags Link out of the well*
*~*~*~IKANA CANYON~*~*~*
Navi: Link! We HAVE to get into Ikana Castle!!
Link: *flatly* No we don't. I don't wanna' go.
Navi: C'mon, you've GOTTA remember what the guy in the cave said...?!
Link: *innocently* Guy? Cave? What cave? What guy?
Ghost Of Sharp: *appears* Me.
Link: A-a-a-a-aaaaAaaAaaAaAaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Navi: *smirks*
Link:*quickly* Makimgoawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!
Sharp: *sniffle* Fine, I can tell when I'm not wanted. *poofs away back into The Land Of Purple*
Navi: *snicker* Memory returned, ol' chap?
Link: *shaking* Y-yes...
Navi: Then let's head to the castle. *they walk over, Link somewhat reluctantly, to Ikana Castle*
Link: Hmm, waz this say? *reading sign aloud* "Ikana Castle, Front Gate. Use what you will, these sealed doors shall never open." *gives a fake 'sigh of defeat'* Welp, it's a pity. We can't git in. We'll just have to go back to Clock Town and tell Tsura that we just couldn't-
Navi: Oh, haha. Nice. TRY.* grabs Link by his collar and somehow drags him in through a crack in the castle wall. Inside there is an enclosed space with a Crystal Switch and a Sun Block* Link, I need you to hit thay Crystal Switch with your sword, 'K?
Link: No way! You know how many dead people are crawling around in there?! It's virtually Hotel de Osmet!! *Badum-BUMP!*
*crickets chirp*
Navi: *mumbling* There was a farmer had a joke and it was really LAME-O
Link: *under breath* Shaddup...
Navi: C'mon Link, whack the dang crystal!
Link: No.
Navi: Please?
Link: Nuh-uh.
Navi: C'mon!
Link: No way!
Navi: I'm waaarning you...
Link: *scoffs*
Navi: *picks Link up somehow by the boots and swings him against the crystal switch*
*BOOOOOOOOOONG!!!*
Link: *skull still vibrating* BaAaAARrRrRaAa A...!
Navi: *calmly* You were warned.
Link: GrhenmaMaa.a..a..aaa...*blinks* YOWZA!! The Liiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!
Navi: *sighs* Reflect it offa' the sheild onto that Sun Block!
Link: *shrugs* OK. *shines the light onto a bottle marked SP25*
Navi: *groans*
Link: Wha-?
Navi: Not sunblock! A SUN_BLOCK!!
Link: Oh. Why di-
****NIGHT OF THE SECOND DAY*****
~~~~~~~~~36 HOURS REMAIN~~~~~~
Navi: Y'know, I've almost gotten used to that.
Link: Almost.
Navi: Exactly. *!!!* Hey, who turned out the sun?!
Link: Uh...
Navi: CRUD! We won't be able to.. EH?!!
*a little Chinese straw hat comes out of Link's Pocket Dimensional Closet (buy yours from Tamahome Enterprises today! Our motto: We're Always Happy To Serve (But Only if ya' Got da Moolah)!) . A weird little cat-face Chinese guy steps out*
Link/Navi: !!!
Cat Guy: You guys are pretty dum. No da!
Navi: Three questions: A, who are you, B, why are you here, and C, who the HECK are you calling dumb?!
Cat Guy: Hey, no need to be so rude, no da! I'm Chichiri, and Akai sent me because YOU are dumb, na no da!!
Link: No..da?
Chichiri: *nod* 's an emphatic. No da.
Link: N. Barrack?
Chichiri: *sigh* Never mind. Listen, no da, Akai said you should try THIS! *uses Light Arrow to melt Sun Block.
Link/Navi: *jaws drop again*
Link: Wow...
Navi: Ch-ch-chichiri?
Chichiri: *grinning as always* No da?
Navi: ThankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouTHANKYOU!!!
Chichiri: *small sweatbead* Gosh, no da, 's no problem! Well, I must be going! No da! *dives back into hat*
Navi: *stares as the hat falls to the ground* Strange guy...
Link: *while picking up hat and carefully placing it back into his pocket/dimesional closet* Useful, though.
Navi: Unlike SOME people...
Link: *harumphs as he and Navi enter Ikana Castle*
*~*~*~ANCIENT CASTLE OF IKANA~*~*~*
Link: Well, here we are saying here we are...
Navi: And while we're 'har', let's go in the front 'dar'! *they do so*
*~*~*~INSIDE IKANA CASTLE*~*~*~*
Link: *opens mouth to say something to the effect of "AAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG-
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!", but is jumped by ReDeads from all sides*
****it is important to note that at this point two things happen at the same instant
1. Navi: *slaps the Captain's Hat on Link's face*
2. Link: *actually reacting to danger semi-intelligently for once, uses Din's Fire*
****the result is a bunch of flaming ReDeads performing ballet [1]
Link/Navi: *just kinda' stare*
Hat: *rattle rattle ratnotle ratdatle rattle rattle*
Link: Er...*takes out a Light Arrow and fits its shaft to his bow* Off to Ikana Throne Room or whatever? *fires and melts the Sun Block*
Navi/Link: *enter the chamber*
*~*~*~IKANA THRONE ROOM (or whatever)~*~*~*
Link: *walks in with Navi*
*room begins to shake*
???: Oh insolent one who has brought the unthinkable into a land as dark as Ikana...
Link: Hm?
*shutters begin to shut over windows, blocking out the light*
???: My servants have fallen namelessly before the light that guides you.
Link: *sweatdrop* Oh crud...
Navi: Phsychotic villain bent on vengance alert...*rolls hypothetical "eyes"*
???: *sounds slightly hurt as he continues* However...
*windows snap shut*
Igos Du Ikana (???): *sitting on throne* The darkness in which my servants live is, after all, fleeting. *Fat Skull steps up from behind Ikana's left*
Link: *smacking hand into the 'forehead' of his mask* Oh DOUBLE-crud....
Igos Du Ikana: You shall soon see with your own eyes.... *Thin Skull appears at Ikana's right*
Link: *slumps to ground* TRIPLE-CRUD!!!
Igos Du Ikana: ...just what kind of thing true darkness really is!!
Navi: Link, move!!
Link: *dodges just as Fat Skull and Thin Skull land where he was a second before, scimitars drawn; Landing right in front of Igos Du Ikana*
Link: *ulp!*
Ikana: *scrutinizes Link's masked face* *suddenly* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, KEETA?!!!
Link: Ah heh heh...
*3*
Ikana: Keeta, you dog, you never payed me back!!
Fat Skull: Heeeeeeeeeeeereee he goes again...
Thin Skull: *sigh* Wanna' go out fer a beer?
Fat Skull: *shrugs* Sure. *they walk off*
Navi: ????
Link: Erm... Pay you back for what?
Igos: That game!! You lost!! I won!! REMEMBER?!! I've been waiting eight-hundred years for those two-hundred rupees!!
Link: *fishes through wallet*
Igos: Which, with inflation, makes it twenty-thousand rupees by today's standards!!
Link: *face turns ashen under mask*
Igos: Grr... I KNEW I should never have chanced a game of craps with yo- *giant mound of poo labeled "CENSORS" falls on Ikana (how does one label poo?)*
Link: Oh come ON!!
Navi: That was pretty low...
Red: *from Author-Land* Ex-CUSE me?! I didn't just hear you COMPLAINING, DID I ?!!
???: Sure did, no da!!*the little Chinese hat hops away*
Red: Ooo... *barbells, sporks, and spatulas labeled "CENSORS" fall on Link and Navi* *snicker* *vanishes*
**********DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY*********
~~~~~~~~~~~24 HOURS REMAIN~~~~~~~~~
Link: Why that little...!!!
Navi: *sigh* To.... STONE TOWER!!
Link: WHAAAAA!!
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*3* Another teaser to be divulged in the epilouge!!
Whoo!! Sure has been awhile! If you were wondering, I haven't been able to write because (a) my Majora's Mask gamepack had been lost for awhile, causing me to lose my insparation and (b) I, along with the rest of my mom's and new stepdad's (though my REAL dad is STILL fifteen billion percent cooler! *hifives her dad*) family, was running around like a chicken with its head cut off (cliche!!) preparing for my mum's wedding. But I LIVE!! I have another major fanfic now, "The Mummy Returns Again -Persistant B*st*rd," which, for some odd reason, I am immensley proud of. So check it out!! ...if you DARE!! MWEEHEEHEEHEEE!!
Heh, still the same ol' Akai. Welp, next time it's gonna' be Tsura and the Gundam guys in Clock Town! See you then, na no da!!
~Akai Ku
Official Little Sister Of Duo Maxwell:
"Shinnotenshi ga jigoku kari mai modotte kita ze!!"