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Once again, I took WAAAAAAAAAAY too long ^^;; I'm working on three fanfics (this included) that people want DONE, NOW. Or at least updated ^^; They're SFTOOT, Tsuki No Hitokoro (a continuation of my other serious FY fic, Hatashenai), and a weird Fushigi Akugi that's located at a message board and not here na no da. Bua. But I AM going to finish this fanfiction no matter WHAT, because you guys like it! MWEEHEEHEHEHEEE!
The Search For The Ocarina of Time
Part Two, Chapter Ten: If You Bop People On The Head In JUST The Right Spot... O_o
******DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY*******
~~~~~~~~~48 HOURS REMAIN~~~~~~~~~~
*~*~*~STOCK POT INN~*~*~*~*
Tsura: YOOOOW!!!
Quatre: OWWCH!!
Tsura: OOO! OWC ACK!! A- *eyes glaze over* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Everyone Else Staying In Stock Pot Inn (in unison): *open doors* QUIET!! *slam doors*
Quatre/Darunia: Oo;;
Quatre: Miss Tsura....? Are you all right?
Tsura: *winces and holds up her foot. There's a peice of a shattered teacup imbedded in it*
Quatre: Oooo...
Darunia: OUCH.
Tsura: *gritting teeth* Well don't just sit there looking sorry for me!! Get it ooout!!!
Quatre: *gingerly pulls out china bit, flinching as he sees its covered with blood*
Red: *from Author-Land* I'm STTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL not revealing what color Zoran blood it! :p
Readers: *chuck stuff at Red*
Red: Ack! *dives back into the depths of Author-Land*
Tsura: *grabs some cloth out of her pocket and wraps it around her foot* Ooch...
Quatre: I'm so sorry, Ms. Tsura.
Tsura: *grins* 's just Tsura, Qat, and no problem. Now... *stands up, putting most of her weight on her un-stabbed foot* ...let's go find that Ocarina! *she and Darunia zoom/limp out of the Stock Pot Inn, leaving poor Quatre to clean up his beautiful tea set ;_;*
*~*~*~EAST CLOCK TOWN~*~*~*~*
Tsura: Where to look ne- Oh, it's Heero... And....
Darunia: His name's Akai-goro.
Tsura: ?? Akai-goro?
Darunia: Sometimes, sista', it's best just not to ask.
Akai-goro: The wind is getting damp-goro, tomorrow it is rain-goro. Goro-goro.
Heero: *holds out his hand and catches a raindrop* Hn.
Darunia: *whispering* Perseptive little twerp...
Tsura: Shh!
Heero: What are you doing sleeping outside?
Akai-goro: Someone took my room, goro. I had to sleep outside goro. Goro-gor-*BANG*
Darunia/Tsura: O_O
Heero: Hn. *puts gun away* Goro's are annoying. Hah! *jumps about twenty feet into the air, landing on roof of the inn*
Tsura: OH MY GODDESSES!!!! IS HE OKAY!?!!
Pink Fairy: *restores Akai-Goro*
Akai-Goro: *groans* I always carry them goro. People don't like sales-Gorons goro. Goro goro. *walks away*
Tsura/Darunia: ...
*KA-BOOM!! KA-BOOM!! KA-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM!!*
Tsura: !! DUO!!! *runs away*
Darunia: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!! *to himself* And I thought she was hurt...
*~*~*~*~South Clock Town~*~*~*~*
Tsura: oO Holy shamoley!!
*there are several charred patches of wall where bombs have exploded. Duo Maxwell is currently staring transfixed at a Powder Keg with four or five Real Bombachu's strapped to it*
Daurnia: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!
*KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*
Tsura: *coughcoughcough* Darunia? DARUNIA?!!!
Darunia: *lying on the ground* *cough* Rosebud...
Tsura: *WHAP!*
Darunia: OW!!
Tsura: *to Duo* What the heck are you doing, Duo!?!!
Duo: Ain't that obvious? I'm blowin' stuff *click* UP!
Carpenter: O.O
*ticktickticktickticktickticktickticktciktcik*
Darunia: Click up? What th-
Tsura: GEDDOWN!!!
*ticktickBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*
Duo: WHOOOHOO!!! Jeez! I thought this place kinda' sucked wh-*is hit by a toilet plunger labeled "CENSORS"* What the f-
Tsura/Darunia: NO!
Duo: ...oh yeah. Evil censors...GHAAAA!!! *shurikens come flying at him*
Shuriken #1: C
Shuriken #2: E
Shuriken #4: N
Shuriken #5: S
Shuriken #6: O
Shuriken #7: R
Shuriken #9: S
Darunia: Well, points for originality...
Duo: *dancing around* Ooh! Ah!! Oo!! Eee! Ooh!! Ah ah!! Yow!!
Red: *appears* Ting tang walla walla bing-bang, etc. I don't get these freaky censors; They don't like "suck". And they ALSO don't like bein' dissed...
Tsura: Waitasec... How come they aren't hurting YOU?
Red: ...*vanishes*
Darunia: Do I even want to know...?
Tsura: NO.
Duo: HEY!! OI!! YOU TWO!!! HELP!!! GHAAAA!!! *shurikens still flying*
Tsura: *blinks as one whizzes past her face* Uhm...
Darunia: SAYOUNARA!! *somehow grabs Tsura and pulls her into the nearest building*
~*~*~SHOOTING GALLERY~*~*~*
Tsura/Darunia: *race in, panting, and slam the door behind them*
*THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK!*
Tsura: O.O *staring at the shurikens in the door* Aaa....
Darunia: I'm beginnin' t'worry Red's gonna' kill us off, sista...
Tsura: Can she DO that??
Trowa: *flatly* She's certainly evil enough.
Tsura: ! Trowa!! What are you doing here?!
Trowa: ... *throws another knife at an Octorock*
Octorock: *holds up a sign that says "Animal Abuse For Human Entertainment" before dying*
Tsura: ...
Darunia: ...
Trowa: ...
Big Scary Guy At The Counter: *ahem* May I help you?
Tsura: Uhm... Have you seen a blue ocarina?
BSGATC: Do I look like the kinda' guy who'd actually know th' meaning of "ocarina"?
Tsura: ...not...exact...*sweatdrop*
BSGATC: I mean think about it: Of all the instruments in the world, why did you have to lose an OCARINA? I mean a guitar, a flute, a PIANO. I'm tellin' ya, miss, people are more likely to recognize a HARPSICORD! Buh, at least they're largish! But no! No! It's OCARINA! And it's tiny! And BLUE! What's wrong with blue? Well, think about it: Our currency is Rupees. A Five-Rupee Piece is blue. No big, right? Wrong! Whenever we win a stupid contest that we feel we should get a better prize or beat a crate with a stick or save some lady from bein' eaten by her auntie's undead half-goron dog that's possessed by the Mad Cow's Disease demon for th' third time this week, whaddo we get? A _SMALL_ _BLUE_ _STONE_. So what I'm sayin' is that it's easily mistakable and tha-
Tsura/Darunia: *long gone*
~*~*~East Clock Town~*~*~
Tsura: *shaking head sadly* Oh well; At least it's raining.
Darunia: *whimpering* Flaaaaame...
Tsura: O_o;
Anju: *comes walking by* Please drop this in the mailbox...
Tsura: Your head better? OO;
Anju: *with eerily plain look on face* No, actually. I was supposed to give this to you at eleven-thirty last night, not considering you not only would probably want to be getting some sleep, but you'd probably have to break in and enter, especially since you were wearing the Zora's mask when you got your key. Then, as it's already elven AM right now, the postman will have already picked it up. *hands letter to Tsura*
Tsura: Aaa...
Anju: Good day. O.O *walks off*
Darunia: Methinks Red is developing a thing for long paragraphs.
Red: *appears* Methinks if I hear you say "methinks" one more time you're going to find yourself in your real body and in a yaoi lemon with Ekien, Gannondorf, and a few random diseased animals.
Darunia/Tsura: O.O;
Tsura: You don't WRITE that stuff...?!
Red: No, but I have my SOURCES!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *vanishes*
Darunia: *disturbed* Let's just...sista' let's.... Yeah... *floats into South Clock Town, still murmuring*
~*~*~South Clock Town~*~*~
Wufei: *asleep next to the Deku Merchant's flower, leaning on his katana* *sleeptalking* Mou... Injustice...will wait.... Til weakling...fights...zzz....
Tsura: *sweatdrops*
Darunia: I don't think it's even THERE anymore...
Tsura: *tiptoes quietly over to the mailbox and drops the letter in -to the postman's hand* OO; Nice timi-
Mr. Postman: DON'T TALK TO ME!!!
Tsura/Darunia: O.O;
Darunia: Whoooo... Who smashed YOUR pebble!?
Mr. Postman: ...if I talk to you, I'll interrupt my schedule!!
Darunia: Yup, I'm sure you're reaaaaaally busy, delivering two whole letters a da-
*******NIGHT OF THE SECOND DAY**********
~~~~~~~~36 HOURS REMAIN~~~~~~~
Mr. Postman: *takes the letter out of the mailbox in a huff and walks away to the Laundary Pool*
Darunia: ...so much for my evil dis....
Tsura: !
Darunia: Whasso "!"?
Tsura: *drags Darunia over to the Laundry Pool* Think about it!! If he delivers two letters a day, then we'll meet this Kafei dude if we follow him!!
Darunia: Who died and said you could actually thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!?
~*~*~Laundry Pool~*~*~
Mr. Postman: *walks up to the bell*
Sign On Bell: Those with business, please ring bell. No solicitors. ALSO!
To the kids who've been playing ding-dong-ditch and think it is sooooo funny, WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. :)
~Curiosity Shop
Darunia: O_o;
Tsura: Hey, how many houses ARE there in this town? O_o;
Mr. Postman: *rings the bell*
Bell: *holds up a sign that says "Ding"*
Tsura/Darunia: *sweatdrop*
Funky Freak In Pikachu Mask: *walks out of the Curiosity Shop and up to the postman*
Mr. Postman: Yah! I have a letter for you!
Tsura: ! Quick! Now's our chance!!! *grabs Darunia and ducks into back entrance of Curiosity Shop*
~*~*~Curiosity Shop~*~*~
Tsura: *sits on a crate and hums NewWave Bossa Nova*
Darunia: And we're here because....?
Funky Freak In Pikachu Mask: *walks in and looks Tsura over* Blue slimy skin... Four fishy eyes....
Tsura: *has a look on her face that denotes she's debating whether or not to smash this guy through the wall*
FFIPM: Anju wrote about you in her letter.
Tsura: ...didn't you JUST get it? *sweatdrops*
Darunia: Whoa! Speed-reader!
FFIPM: It seems you are looking for Kafei.
Tsura: {How can this guy be so mysterious with that electric rodent face on...?!} Uhm, yeah....
FFIPM: ...Can you keep a secret?
*longish pause*
Tsura: ...OK, if this is about the fact that you see dead people I'm going to scream....
FFIPM: CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET OR NOT!???????????????
Tsura/Darunia: O.O;
Tsura: H-hai.
FFIPM: Anju trusted you. I shall also trust you.
Tsura: *quietly* Yes, but she was bleeding from the head at the time... ^^;;
FFIPM: *takes off mask to reveal....!*
Kafei: I am Batman.
Tsura/Darunia: O_o;
Kafei: *smacks himself in the head repeatedly* KAFEI!! I AM _KAFEI_!!! KAFEIKAFEIKAFEIKAFEIKAFEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Tsura: Shock.
Kafei: *looks annoyed* Feh.
Darunia: OK bro, whatever. But ya see, we're lookin' fer a man, an yer just some kid!!
Kafei: I was turned into this by a strange imp wearing a mask.
Darunia: Suuureee... What next? A magic fan made of diamonds that shoots fire when ya chant?!
Tsura: Shh! *to Kafei* *concerned* Really?
Kafei: Yes. But I'm not hiding because I look this way.
Tsura: *sweatdrop* Really. =.=
Kafei: -.-; *not paying attention* When I was turned into this, I went to see the Great Fairy in the shrine near the North Gate...
Darunia: Have we been to the North Gate yet, sista?
Tsura: No, 'cause that would mean Tingle would be in this fic... O_o;;
Darunia/Tsura: *shudder*
Kafei: *annoyed* BUT ON THE WAY, MY PRECIOUS MASK --A WEDDING CEREMONY MASK-- WAS STOLEN FROM ME BY SOME PRANCING MAN WITH A GRINNING FACE!!!
Darunia/Tsura: EEEEEEEEEEEE ;;;;;;;;
Kafei: ...you know him?
Tsura: Unfortunately. ;;
Kafei: ...er, before all of this, I was quite happy. I was targeted because of what I had been turned into.
Darunia: Jeez, poor unlucky schlump.
Tsura: Darunia!
Darunia: What?!
Kafei: *sweatdrops* I know Anju is worried... But I can't go back yet.
Darunia: I know whatcha mean. I mean I-
*thousands of pointy kitchen implements are suddenly inches away from Darunia's fairy body, all labeled "CENSORS"*
Red: *appears* Listen, we're not letting that train of thought go ANYWHERE. Get it?
Darunia: *ulp*
Red: GOT it?
Darunia: *ulpulp!*
Red: Good. *vanishes with stuff*
Tsura: O.O;;;
Kafei: *coughs* Actually, I made a promise that I would wear my wedding mask and greet her... *puts on mask*
Tsura: You're kiddin' me -.-;
Kafei: No not THIS!!! *sweatdrops* Look, just give this pendant to Anju, all right?!
Tsura: Sure...
*********YOU GOT THE PENDANT OF MEMORIES!!!***********
~~~~~Go give it to Anju now. Good slave. You get a biscuit.~~~~~~~~
Tsura: *raises an eyebrow at the inscription* Uhm... Sure... *darts outside with Darunia*
~*~*~South Clock Town~*~*~
Wufei: *still asleep*
Tsura/Darunia: *sweatdrop*
~*~*~East Clock Town~*~*~
Tsura: OK... Whew.... We're here.....
Darunia: *humming happily, sitting on the clasp of her overalls*
Tsura: *sweatdrops* Incidentally...
Darunia: Eh? What?
Tsura: ...uhm, *points to a Bomber* It's five AM... What's he doing outside...?
Darunia: *sweatdrops* Let's just... Give this thing to Anju....
*they walk inside*
~*~*~Stock Pot Inn~*~*~
Tsura: Think she'll actually be awa- OO
Anju: *hanging from the ceiling with a big black sheet around her back and rubber fangs in* Velcome.
Tsura/Darunia: O.O;;;;;;
Anju: Aaaaa... I zee you half brought me zee Pendant Uv Memoriéz.
Tsura: Uhh..... *to Darunia* OK, Yuy-boy needs to be kept on a leash....
Darunia: No kidding....
Anju: Good children. Now, giive eet to me!
Tsura: ....uhm....*tosses it up to her*
*CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Darunia: O_o;;;;
Anju: *stares blankly as the pendant indents itself in her forehead* O_O
*CRSAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!*
Tsura: *stares at the Anju-shaped hole in the floor* ...oops? *loudly* Anju-san?! Anju-san, are you all right!?!
Anju: *weakly* Outside... Up the stairs.... Walk outside....
Tsura: *uncertaintly* Uhm... OK....
______PLAYSTATION-STYLE FMV LOADS________
Bare Zoran feet walk slowly up a flight of homely wooden stairs in an Termanian Inn, a red fairy glowing softly next to the youth's head... Nervously.....
*Dong....*
An imp in a prison cell that wreaks of musk sulks, his tiny companion asleep at his side. He taps his knobby fingers anxiously as he inspects the label of a bottle again -it would be useless to try to count how many times he had during that night- He sighs....
*Dong....*
A young human girl saunters into a ranch silently, so early in the day. Her hand strays again and again to her pocket, as if there was a beast there she has to protect. The huge expanse of grass frames her single, tiny-seeming form, gilded by the rising sun, yet her footsteps are almost unsure...
*Dong....*
A floating building in a bay, sheltered there from the ferocity of the endless sea. An adult female Zora rocks on her heals, as an aqua-colored fairy buzzes about her head fretfully. Her breathing is odd....
*Dong....*
Deep in an ancient palace where no living soul had set foot for thousands of years until hours before, a young boy of legends sits, cleaning from his sturdy boots an unknown substance. Around him buzzes a female fairy, ringing and speaking of some kind of hat. They seem somehow tense.....
*Dong....*
The Zoran youth walks out and looks to the sky.
"!"
~DAWN~
Sunlight streams through the window of the cell. The imp looks up shakily.
"Holy NARF..."
~OF~
Crossing the field, the girl chances to move her gaze toward the heavens.
"Oh what did I get us into THIS time....?"
~THE~
In the bay, the Zoran suddenly grabs the fairy and holds him upwards, giving him an all-too-clear view.
"Dude..."
~FINAL~
The boy tries to pry his boot off, and goes sprawling backwards, gazing through windows newly-burned clear....
"Mooooooooommy.... ;;;"
*DONG......!*
MOON: *is abso-freaking-huge*
~DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY~
****24 HOURS REMAIN*****
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAST: *glares at Red* CUT THE DRAMATICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red: ....oi O_o; *shoves everyone away and sweatdrops* Ta-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I had to do that goofy bit at the end ^^;;; Sorry! I wish I had HTML... (BTW, thanks Cerena for trying to help with that^ ^; My computer shall always be EVIL! So, I'm excited, are you? (no.) This awful thing's almost done -yes, I'll try to be much, much, faster ^^; (If you're actually putting up with my horrid spead, ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU O_o) The next few chapters will be SLIGHTLY SLIGHTLY different, BTW. Whahaha. I've got the ending all planned out (have for awhile) and I can't wait 'till I get to write it! Will the characters prevail, find the Ocarina, and destroy the Evil (or at least the moderate badness)? Or will they all DIE CRUSHING BAD DEATHS!? BUAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, it's kinda' obvious; They DO have my other half on their side! ;)
__________*fade to black*_______________
We're all gonna NARFING diiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee....!!!
Grrr....
*CLANG!!!!!!!*
*MEOW!!!*
NARF!!! X.x
....Stalkid-kun no da, you can leave now no da. The chapter's over no da -just us extras cleaning up na no da..
...
Stalkid no da?
............MWEEHEEHEEEHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OO; D-da.
~Begin The Final Part!~
~Akai Ku/XIIIRedXIII
Once again, I took WAAAAAAAAAAY too long ^^;; I'm working on three fanfics (this included) that people want DONE, NOW. Or at least updated ^^; They're SFTOOT, Tsuki No Hitokoro (a continuation of my other serious FY fic, Hatashenai), and a weird Fushigi Akugi that's located at a message board and not here na no da. Bua. But I AM going to finish this fanfiction no matter WHAT, because you guys like it! MWEEHEEHEHEHEEE!
The Search For The Ocarina of Time
Part Two, Chapter Ten: If You Bop People On The Head In JUST The Right Spot... O_o
******DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY*******
~~~~~~~~~48 HOURS REMAIN~~~~~~~~~~
*~*~*~STOCK POT INN~*~*~*~*
Tsura: YOOOOW!!!
Quatre: OWWCH!!
Tsura: OOO! OWC ACK!! A- *eyes glaze over* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Everyone Else Staying In Stock Pot Inn (in unison): *open doors* QUIET!! *slam doors*
Quatre/Darunia: Oo;;
Quatre: Miss Tsura....? Are you all right?
Tsura: *winces and holds up her foot. There's a peice of a shattered teacup imbedded in it*
Quatre: Oooo...
Darunia: OUCH.
Tsura: *gritting teeth* Well don't just sit there looking sorry for me!! Get it ooout!!!
Quatre: *gingerly pulls out china bit, flinching as he sees its covered with blood*
Red: *from Author-Land* I'm STTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL not revealing what color Zoran blood it! :p
Readers: *chuck stuff at Red*
Red: Ack! *dives back into the depths of Author-Land*
Tsura: *grabs some cloth out of her pocket and wraps it around her foot* Ooch...
Quatre: I'm so sorry, Ms. Tsura.
Tsura: *grins* 's just Tsura, Qat, and no problem. Now... *stands up, putting most of her weight on her un-stabbed foot* ...let's go find that Ocarina! *she and Darunia zoom/limp out of the Stock Pot Inn, leaving poor Quatre to clean up his beautiful tea set ;_;*
*~*~*~EAST CLOCK TOWN~*~*~*~*
Tsura: Where to look ne- Oh, it's Heero... And....
Darunia: His name's Akai-goro.
Tsura: ?? Akai-goro?
Darunia: Sometimes, sista', it's best just not to ask.
Akai-goro: The wind is getting damp-goro, tomorrow it is rain-goro. Goro-goro.
Heero: *holds out his hand and catches a raindrop* Hn.
Darunia: *whispering* Perseptive little twerp...
Tsura: Shh!
Heero: What are you doing sleeping outside?
Akai-goro: Someone took my room, goro. I had to sleep outside goro. Goro-gor-*BANG*
Darunia/Tsura: O_O
Heero: Hn. *puts gun away* Goro's are annoying. Hah! *jumps about twenty feet into the air, landing on roof of the inn*
Tsura: OH MY GODDESSES!!!! IS HE OKAY!?!!
Pink Fairy: *restores Akai-Goro*
Akai-Goro: *groans* I always carry them goro. People don't like sales-Gorons goro. Goro goro. *walks away*
Tsura/Darunia: ...
*KA-BOOM!! KA-BOOM!! KA-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM!!*
Tsura: !! DUO!!! *runs away*
Darunia: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!! *to himself* And I thought she was hurt...
*~*~*~*~South Clock Town~*~*~*~*
Tsura: oO Holy shamoley!!
*there are several charred patches of wall where bombs have exploded. Duo Maxwell is currently staring transfixed at a Powder Keg with four or five Real Bombachu's strapped to it*
Daurnia: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!
*KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*
Tsura: *coughcoughcough* Darunia? DARUNIA?!!!
Darunia: *lying on the ground* *cough* Rosebud...
Tsura: *WHAP!*
Darunia: OW!!
Tsura: *to Duo* What the heck are you doing, Duo!?!!
Duo: Ain't that obvious? I'm blowin' stuff *click* UP!
Carpenter: O.O
*ticktickticktickticktickticktickticktciktcik*
Darunia: Click up? What th-
Tsura: GEDDOWN!!!
*ticktickBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*
Duo: WHOOOHOO!!! Jeez! I thought this place kinda' sucked wh-*is hit by a toilet plunger labeled "CENSORS"* What the f-
Tsura/Darunia: NO!
Duo: ...oh yeah. Evil censors...GHAAAA!!! *shurikens come flying at him*
Shuriken #1: C
Shuriken #2: E
Shuriken #4: N
Shuriken #5: S
Shuriken #6: O
Shuriken #7: R
Shuriken #9: S
Darunia: Well, points for originality...
Duo: *dancing around* Ooh! Ah!! Oo!! Eee! Ooh!! Ah ah!! Yow!!
Red: *appears* Ting tang walla walla bing-bang, etc. I don't get these freaky censors; They don't like "suck". And they ALSO don't like bein' dissed...
Tsura: Waitasec... How come they aren't hurting YOU?
Red: ...*vanishes*
Darunia: Do I even want to know...?
Tsura: NO.
Duo: HEY!! OI!! YOU TWO!!! HELP!!! GHAAAA!!! *shurikens still flying*
Tsura: *blinks as one whizzes past her face* Uhm...
Darunia: SAYOUNARA!! *somehow grabs Tsura and pulls her into the nearest building*
~*~*~SHOOTING GALLERY~*~*~*
Tsura/Darunia: *race in, panting, and slam the door behind them*
*THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK!*
Tsura: O.O *staring at the shurikens in the door* Aaa....
Darunia: I'm beginnin' t'worry Red's gonna' kill us off, sista...
Tsura: Can she DO that??
Trowa: *flatly* She's certainly evil enough.
Tsura: ! Trowa!! What are you doing here?!
Trowa: ... *throws another knife at an Octorock*
Octorock: *holds up a sign that says "Animal Abuse For Human Entertainment" before dying*
Tsura: ...
Darunia: ...
Trowa: ...
Big Scary Guy At The Counter: *ahem* May I help you?
Tsura: Uhm... Have you seen a blue ocarina?
BSGATC: Do I look like the kinda' guy who'd actually know th' meaning of "ocarina"?
Tsura: ...not...exact...*sweatdrop*
BSGATC: I mean think about it: Of all the instruments in the world, why did you have to lose an OCARINA? I mean a guitar, a flute, a PIANO. I'm tellin' ya, miss, people are more likely to recognize a HARPSICORD! Buh, at least they're largish! But no! No! It's OCARINA! And it's tiny! And BLUE! What's wrong with blue? Well, think about it: Our currency is Rupees. A Five-Rupee Piece is blue. No big, right? Wrong! Whenever we win a stupid contest that we feel we should get a better prize or beat a crate with a stick or save some lady from bein' eaten by her auntie's undead half-goron dog that's possessed by the Mad Cow's Disease demon for th' third time this week, whaddo we get? A _SMALL_ _BLUE_ _STONE_. So what I'm sayin' is that it's easily mistakable and tha-
Tsura/Darunia: *long gone*
~*~*~East Clock Town~*~*~
Tsura: *shaking head sadly* Oh well; At least it's raining.
Darunia: *whimpering* Flaaaaame...
Tsura: O_o;
Anju: *comes walking by* Please drop this in the mailbox...
Tsura: Your head better? OO;
Anju: *with eerily plain look on face* No, actually. I was supposed to give this to you at eleven-thirty last night, not considering you not only would probably want to be getting some sleep, but you'd probably have to break in and enter, especially since you were wearing the Zora's mask when you got your key. Then, as it's already elven AM right now, the postman will have already picked it up. *hands letter to Tsura*
Tsura: Aaa...
Anju: Good day. O.O *walks off*
Darunia: Methinks Red is developing a thing for long paragraphs.
Red: *appears* Methinks if I hear you say "methinks" one more time you're going to find yourself in your real body and in a yaoi lemon with Ekien, Gannondorf, and a few random diseased animals.
Darunia/Tsura: O.O;
Tsura: You don't WRITE that stuff...?!
Red: No, but I have my SOURCES!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *vanishes*
Darunia: *disturbed* Let's just...sista' let's.... Yeah... *floats into South Clock Town, still murmuring*
~*~*~South Clock Town~*~*~
Wufei: *asleep next to the Deku Merchant's flower, leaning on his katana* *sleeptalking* Mou... Injustice...will wait.... Til weakling...fights...zzz....
Tsura: *sweatdrops*
Darunia: I don't think it's even THERE anymore...
Tsura: *tiptoes quietly over to the mailbox and drops the letter in -to the postman's hand* OO; Nice timi-
Mr. Postman: DON'T TALK TO ME!!!
Tsura/Darunia: O.O;
Darunia: Whoooo... Who smashed YOUR pebble!?
Mr. Postman: ...if I talk to you, I'll interrupt my schedule!!
Darunia: Yup, I'm sure you're reaaaaaally busy, delivering two whole letters a da-
*******NIGHT OF THE SECOND DAY**********
~~~~~~~~36 HOURS REMAIN~~~~~~~
Mr. Postman: *takes the letter out of the mailbox in a huff and walks away to the Laundary Pool*
Darunia: ...so much for my evil dis....
Tsura: !
Darunia: Whasso "!"?
Tsura: *drags Darunia over to the Laundry Pool* Think about it!! If he delivers two letters a day, then we'll meet this Kafei dude if we follow him!!
Darunia: Who died and said you could actually thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!?
~*~*~Laundry Pool~*~*~
Mr. Postman: *walks up to the bell*
Sign On Bell: Those with business, please ring bell. No solicitors. ALSO!
To the kids who've been playing ding-dong-ditch and think it is sooooo funny, WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. :)
~Curiosity Shop
Darunia: O_o;
Tsura: Hey, how many houses ARE there in this town? O_o;
Mr. Postman: *rings the bell*
Bell: *holds up a sign that says "Ding"*
Tsura/Darunia: *sweatdrop*
Funky Freak In Pikachu Mask: *walks out of the Curiosity Shop and up to the postman*
Mr. Postman: Yah! I have a letter for you!
Tsura: ! Quick! Now's our chance!!! *grabs Darunia and ducks into back entrance of Curiosity Shop*
~*~*~Curiosity Shop~*~*~
Tsura: *sits on a crate and hums NewWave Bossa Nova*
Darunia: And we're here because....?
Funky Freak In Pikachu Mask: *walks in and looks Tsura over* Blue slimy skin... Four fishy eyes....
Tsura: *has a look on her face that denotes she's debating whether or not to smash this guy through the wall*
FFIPM: Anju wrote about you in her letter.
Tsura: ...didn't you JUST get it? *sweatdrops*
Darunia: Whoa! Speed-reader!
FFIPM: It seems you are looking for Kafei.
Tsura: {How can this guy be so mysterious with that electric rodent face on...?!} Uhm, yeah....
FFIPM: ...Can you keep a secret?
*longish pause*
Tsura: ...OK, if this is about the fact that you see dead people I'm going to scream....
FFIPM: CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET OR NOT!???????????????
Tsura/Darunia: O.O;
Tsura: H-hai.
FFIPM: Anju trusted you. I shall also trust you.
Tsura: *quietly* Yes, but she was bleeding from the head at the time... ^^;;
FFIPM: *takes off mask to reveal....!*
Kafei: I am Batman.
Tsura/Darunia: O_o;
Kafei: *smacks himself in the head repeatedly* KAFEI!! I AM _KAFEI_!!! KAFEIKAFEIKAFEIKAFEIKAFEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Tsura: Shock.
Kafei: *looks annoyed* Feh.
Darunia: OK bro, whatever. But ya see, we're lookin' fer a man, an yer just some kid!!
Kafei: I was turned into this by a strange imp wearing a mask.
Darunia: Suuureee... What next? A magic fan made of diamonds that shoots fire when ya chant?!
Tsura: Shh! *to Kafei* *concerned* Really?
Kafei: Yes. But I'm not hiding because I look this way.
Tsura: *sweatdrop* Really. =.=
Kafei: -.-; *not paying attention* When I was turned into this, I went to see the Great Fairy in the shrine near the North Gate...
Darunia: Have we been to the North Gate yet, sista?
Tsura: No, 'cause that would mean Tingle would be in this fic... O_o;;
Darunia/Tsura: *shudder*
Kafei: *annoyed* BUT ON THE WAY, MY PRECIOUS MASK --A WEDDING CEREMONY MASK-- WAS STOLEN FROM ME BY SOME PRANCING MAN WITH A GRINNING FACE!!!
Darunia/Tsura: EEEEEEEEEEEE ;;;;;;;;
Kafei: ...you know him?
Tsura: Unfortunately. ;;
Kafei: ...er, before all of this, I was quite happy. I was targeted because of what I had been turned into.
Darunia: Jeez, poor unlucky schlump.
Tsura: Darunia!
Darunia: What?!
Kafei: *sweatdrops* I know Anju is worried... But I can't go back yet.
Darunia: I know whatcha mean. I mean I-
*thousands of pointy kitchen implements are suddenly inches away from Darunia's fairy body, all labeled "CENSORS"*
Red: *appears* Listen, we're not letting that train of thought go ANYWHERE. Get it?
Darunia: *ulp*
Red: GOT it?
Darunia: *ulpulp!*
Red: Good. *vanishes with stuff*
Tsura: O.O;;;
Kafei: *coughs* Actually, I made a promise that I would wear my wedding mask and greet her... *puts on mask*
Tsura: You're kiddin' me -.-;
Kafei: No not THIS!!! *sweatdrops* Look, just give this pendant to Anju, all right?!
Tsura: Sure...
*********YOU GOT THE PENDANT OF MEMORIES!!!***********
~~~~~Go give it to Anju now. Good slave. You get a biscuit.~~~~~~~~
Tsura: *raises an eyebrow at the inscription* Uhm... Sure... *darts outside with Darunia*
~*~*~South Clock Town~*~*~
Wufei: *still asleep*
Tsura/Darunia: *sweatdrop*
~*~*~East Clock Town~*~*~
Tsura: OK... Whew.... We're here.....
Darunia: *humming happily, sitting on the clasp of her overalls*
Tsura: *sweatdrops* Incidentally...
Darunia: Eh? What?
Tsura: ...uhm, *points to a Bomber* It's five AM... What's he doing outside...?
Darunia: *sweatdrops* Let's just... Give this thing to Anju....
*they walk inside*
~*~*~Stock Pot Inn~*~*~
Tsura: Think she'll actually be awa- OO
Anju: *hanging from the ceiling with a big black sheet around her back and rubber fangs in* Velcome.
Tsura/Darunia: O.O;;;;;;
Anju: Aaaaa... I zee you half brought me zee Pendant Uv Memoriéz.
Tsura: Uhh..... *to Darunia* OK, Yuy-boy needs to be kept on a leash....
Darunia: No kidding....
Anju: Good children. Now, giive eet to me!
Tsura: ....uhm....*tosses it up to her*
*CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Darunia: O_o;;;;
Anju: *stares blankly as the pendant indents itself in her forehead* O_O
*CRSAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!*
Tsura: *stares at the Anju-shaped hole in the floor* ...oops? *loudly* Anju-san?! Anju-san, are you all right!?!
Anju: *weakly* Outside... Up the stairs.... Walk outside....
Tsura: *uncertaintly* Uhm... OK....
______PLAYSTATION-STYLE FMV LOADS________
Bare Zoran feet walk slowly up a flight of homely wooden stairs in an Termanian Inn, a red fairy glowing softly next to the youth's head... Nervously.....
*Dong....*
An imp in a prison cell that wreaks of musk sulks, his tiny companion asleep at his side. He taps his knobby fingers anxiously as he inspects the label of a bottle again -it would be useless to try to count how many times he had during that night- He sighs....
*Dong....*
A young human girl saunters into a ranch silently, so early in the day. Her hand strays again and again to her pocket, as if there was a beast there she has to protect. The huge expanse of grass frames her single, tiny-seeming form, gilded by the rising sun, yet her footsteps are almost unsure...
*Dong....*
A floating building in a bay, sheltered there from the ferocity of the endless sea. An adult female Zora rocks on her heals, as an aqua-colored fairy buzzes about her head fretfully. Her breathing is odd....
*Dong....*
Deep in an ancient palace where no living soul had set foot for thousands of years until hours before, a young boy of legends sits, cleaning from his sturdy boots an unknown substance. Around him buzzes a female fairy, ringing and speaking of some kind of hat. They seem somehow tense.....
*Dong....*
The Zoran youth walks out and looks to the sky.
"!"
~DAWN~
Sunlight streams through the window of the cell. The imp looks up shakily.
"Holy NARF..."
~OF~
Crossing the field, the girl chances to move her gaze toward the heavens.
"Oh what did I get us into THIS time....?"
~THE~
In the bay, the Zoran suddenly grabs the fairy and holds him upwards, giving him an all-too-clear view.
"Dude..."
~FINAL~
The boy tries to pry his boot off, and goes sprawling backwards, gazing through windows newly-burned clear....
"Mooooooooommy.... ;;;"
*DONG......!*
MOON: *is abso-freaking-huge*
~DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY~
****24 HOURS REMAIN*****
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAST: *glares at Red* CUT THE DRAMATICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red: ....oi O_o; *shoves everyone away and sweatdrops* Ta-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I had to do that goofy bit at the end ^^;;; Sorry! I wish I had HTML... (BTW, thanks Cerena for trying to help with that^ ^; My computer shall always be EVIL! So, I'm excited, are you? (no.) This awful thing's almost done -yes, I'll try to be much, much, faster ^^; (If you're actually putting up with my horrid spead, ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU O_o) The next few chapters will be SLIGHTLY SLIGHTLY different, BTW. Whahaha. I've got the ending all planned out (have for awhile) and I can't wait 'till I get to write it! Will the characters prevail, find the Ocarina, and destroy the Evil (or at least the moderate badness)? Or will they all DIE CRUSHING BAD DEATHS!? BUAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, it's kinda' obvious; They DO have my other half on their side! ;)
__________*fade to black*_______________
We're all gonna NARFING diiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee....!!!
Grrr....
*CLANG!!!!!!!*
*MEOW!!!*
NARF!!! X.x
....Stalkid-kun no da, you can leave now no da. The chapter's over no da -just us extras cleaning up na no da..
...
Stalkid no da?
............MWEEHEEHEEEHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OO; D-da.
~Begin The Final Part!~
~Akai Ku/XIIIRedXIII