At 9:45 am I called Kurt, and then Adam and Jay. Adam picked up.
"Hello?" he sounded like death warmed over.
"Hi, Adam." I said sweetly. "Time to get up."
"Okay...I'm still tired though."
"I'm sorry, honey, I am too." I said.
"Are we going to tell everyone at breakfast?" he asked me.
"Yes, lets do that. Does Jason know?"
"Yeah. He's my best man. Does Amy know?"
"Yes, she's my maid of honor."
"Cool." he said. "You know, I only dreamed about you last night. I dreamed all about our wedding and just us." As he told me all about his dream I smiled and then I told him,
"Look I have to get dressed. We'll talk at breakfast." "Okay, see ya." he said and hung up.
Within minutes I was dressed. Amy and I decided that we'd dress like the opposite. I dressed like her and she like me. I can't believe how uncomfortable thongs are! The shirt showed off my stomach and the baggy pants were comfy. "You look cool." I said to her. "Oh yeah," she laughed. "I feel like a boob, I've never dressed like this, with tight pants and t-shirts. Well, i used to but I like my stuff so much better. No offense. How do you like my stuff?" "I like it, except a thong. I don't know why I bought them I'm not a huge fan of them." I said. "Adam is going to laugh at me." She shook her head, "He'll think you look hot." We grabbed our stuff and went outside, the guys were waiting. I had to contain my laughter becasue Adam went to give Amy a kiss. "Hey." He said. "Hey, Adam." I said. He turned to me and said, "Hey Amy." After about 5 minutes I couldn't take it anymore and I said, "Adam, it's me, we dressed like each other, She like me and I like her." Jay and Kurt laughed at Adam's mistake. "You look good in this stuff. Baggy clothes look great on you." Jay said. "Thanks, Jay." "I don't know about you guys," Kurt said. "But I'm hungry!" I laughed. "Let's go!" I said. At breakfast, Adam was holding my hand as I listened to Kurt tell us about winning his gold medals. When he was done, I looked over at Adam who was still very quiet. Jay noticed it too. "Hey, are you okay?" he asked Adam. "Oh, I'm just thinking about life you know? Kurt wins a gold medal, Jay, you're engaged, you know, Clarissa's engaged." Adam said.
"What?" Jay said totally faking it.
"No way!" Amy exclaimed.
"Are you serious?" Kurt asked.
"Yeah, I'm serious, guys." Adam said. I sat quietly. "To whom are you engaged?" Kurt asked. "Oh, a guy named Adam." I said. "A guy named Adam Copeland." Jay, Amy and Kurt all stared and laughed. "Oh my god, Congradulations," We were bombarded with that. We answered as many questions as we could and then we went into the van after we ate and began to drive.
"Who do we have matches against tonight?" I asked. I didn't want to wrestle tonight, I wanted to curl up in Adam's arms and watch. "Edge has a match against...ummmm, Deam Malenko." Kurt read off the schedule. I never read mine I just walked out when I heard my music. I didn't use Edge's music--
'You Think You Know Me.' I used my own, it was called..."Blood Brother." It was Christian's but he never used it so I used it. "Christian you've got a match against Test." Jay nodded. "Clarissa...you've got a match." Kurt continued. "Who against?" I asked. "Defending--against Ivory." Kurt said. "Someone interfere with the match." I asked. "Sure, i will" said Amy. "Thanks!" I said. "You're welcome." she said. "Lita and Edge no match, Edge just accompaning Clarissa to the ring. And I have a match against jericho again. No interferences." Kurt finished.
"Great, sounds like fun." adam said. We all laughed and continued the long drive to Seattle.
That night we all won our matches except me because I had Amy interfere so it was a no contest and I still held on to my belt. Backstage Adam and Jay were talking about something, Amy, Matt and Jeff were talking and Kurt was in the ring. All the other divas were chatting. I didn't fit in with them, they didn't like me much. Chyna told me I was the next Jennifer Lopez, my ass was too big, Stephanie (who I do get along with) was busy with Test at the moment, Jackie and I never spoke and Terri compared me to Britney Spears, "Hey Britney," she'd say. "How are your implants?" I was always being chided about the way I looked. I sat in my room and saw that on my chair the storyline was there. I picked it up.
"The story line will begin on Raw is War on Monday which is being filmed live in Calgary" (a wonderful 10 hours away.) it read. It would begin that "Christian and I were eating something and are laughing and I had something on my face and he walks over to me and gets it off me and then kisses me! Edge walks by and pushes Jay away. Thus begining the fight and Edge swearing he'd never forgive me. I laughed and thought how stupid! Just then Jay walked in. "Hey. You looked a little miserable. Wanna talk?" he said sitting down.
"I'm just so tired, Jay, I have never been so tired in my life." I said. "And now I've gotta drive out to Calgary." Jay shook his head. "I'll drive. you sit in the passangers seat and sleep. Amy is going with Matt and Jeff, it's just us 3." I grinned. "Good, sleep...i need it." I said. He smiled. "Did you read the storyline?" I nodded. "You've got to kiss me." "Cool." he said. "You can practice, you know if you want." I said a little embarressed. "All right," he aid just as embarressed as me. So he set it up ( a table with a plate on it.) and we began. "It's hard, Christian. I need sleep." I said. "I know, Clarissa, I do too. Oh you've got something on your face." "I do?" I said. He nodded and stood up. He came toward me and said, "Right here." And he pulled me by my waist suddenly and kissed me. But this was not practice. When he pulled away. I looked at him and I couldn't speak. Niether did he. Adam came in and said "Practicing huh?" He smiled. "Dont get to serious with her, she's mine." And with that he gave me a kiss too. I never had felt so guilty in my life.