Ok here is a songfic, for the Faith Hill song, The Secret of Life.
Disclaimer: I don't own the HP characters, or the faith hill song.
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Harry and Ron
Were sittin' around drinking
Down at the Three Broomsticks bar
Harry said, you know I been thinkin'
Ron said, that won't get you too far.
He said
This is you life and welcome to it
It's just Hogwarts and fighting and friends
Add in the prophet says just do it
Hell if I know what that means
The secret of life is a good cup of butterbeer
The secret of life is keep your eye on the snitch
The secret of life is a beautiful witch
And Hermione stares down from the bar-room wall
You and me, we're just a couple of zeros
Just a couple of down and outs
But famous wizards and Quidditch heros
What do they got to be unhappy about
Yeah
So they turn to the bar tender
Rosmerta, what do you think?
What's the key that unlocks that door
She don't say nothing, just wipes of the table
And she pours them a couple more
Cuz
The secret of life is in Rosmerta's warm butterbeer's
The secret of life is in Hermione's eyes
The secret of life is in Monday night Quidditch
Weird sister records, and Hargrid's buiscuits
Rosmerta looked up, from her sunday prophet
She said, "Boys you're on the wrong track
The secret of life is there ain't no secret
And you don't get your galleons back"
The secret of life is in gettin up early
The secret of life is in staying up late
The secret of life is to try not to hurry
But don't wait, don't wait
The secret of life is a good cup of butterbeer
The secret of life is keep your eye on the snitch
The secret of life is to find the right witch
The secret of life is nothin at all
Oh it's nothing at all
The secret of life
Harry and ron
Were sittin' round drinking
Down at the Three Broomsticks Bar
Harry said, you know I've been thinkin'
Ron said that won't get you too far
That won't get you too far
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Sorry about the fact that it uses alot of the original words, and that it's really stupid but I couldn't think of anything else.
Disclaimer: I don't own the HP characters, or the faith hill song.
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Harry and Ron
Were sittin' around drinking
Down at the Three Broomsticks bar
Harry said, you know I been thinkin'
Ron said, that won't get you too far.
He said
This is you life and welcome to it
It's just Hogwarts and fighting and friends
Add in the prophet says just do it
Hell if I know what that means
The secret of life is a good cup of butterbeer
The secret of life is keep your eye on the snitch
The secret of life is a beautiful witch
And Hermione stares down from the bar-room wall
You and me, we're just a couple of zeros
Just a couple of down and outs
But famous wizards and Quidditch heros
What do they got to be unhappy about
Yeah
So they turn to the bar tender
Rosmerta, what do you think?
What's the key that unlocks that door
She don't say nothing, just wipes of the table
And she pours them a couple more
Cuz
The secret of life is in Rosmerta's warm butterbeer's
The secret of life is in Hermione's eyes
The secret of life is in Monday night Quidditch
Weird sister records, and Hargrid's buiscuits
Rosmerta looked up, from her sunday prophet
She said, "Boys you're on the wrong track
The secret of life is there ain't no secret
And you don't get your galleons back"
The secret of life is in gettin up early
The secret of life is in staying up late
The secret of life is to try not to hurry
But don't wait, don't wait
The secret of life is a good cup of butterbeer
The secret of life is keep your eye on the snitch
The secret of life is to find the right witch
The secret of life is nothin at all
Oh it's nothing at all
The secret of life
Harry and ron
Were sittin' round drinking
Down at the Three Broomsticks Bar
Harry said, you know I've been thinkin'
Ron said that won't get you too far
That won't get you too far
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Sorry about the fact that it uses alot of the original words, and that it's really stupid but I couldn't think of anything else.