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Author's note: This is a sort of prequel to my "Super Raoul" story. It explains why Erik and Christine were engaged in my other story. It will also reveal how the Author got the idea for Carlotta to be Raoul's new girlfriend. But since that creates a continuity error because Raoul doesn't know who the Author is in the other story, I'll have to think up an explanation for it. (thinks) Okay got it, the Author erased their memories of her. Now, without further ado, the story.
(Author is sitting in her room; bored. Suddenly an evil grin forms on her face and she picks up her copy of The Phantom of the Opera; she reaches inside, pulling out three people: Erik, Christine, and Raoul.)
Author: Welcome to my world.
Erik: What are we doing here?
Author: I was bored.
Christine: So you just decided to mess with our lives?
Author: Yep. Hey Erik? (grins)
Erik: (nervously) What?
Author: Marry me?
(Erik backs away from Author)
Christine: How dare you! You evil woman, how dare you!
Author: (annoyed) Shut up! (calms down when Christine obeys) Now you're probably wondering why you're all here?
Erik: No.
Christine: I am rather curious.
Author: The reason I've brought you here is... (suddenly notices Raoul, who is wearing a bra on his head for earmuffs) Give me that! (quickly snatches the bra away and puts it back in her dresser)
Raoul: My ears are cold!
Author: Deal with it!
Raoul: (whining) I ca-an't! I don't like cold ea-ars!
Author: You'll like it this time! Now as I was saying; I've brought you here because I'm bored and I want you to watch TV with me. Any questions?
Christine: (hesitantly raising her hand) What was that thing on Raoul's head?
Author: Never mind that. Any other questions?
Erik: What's a TV?
Author: This thing. (points to her TV set)
Erik: And you want us to watch it?
Author: Yes.
Erik: But... it's just sitting there.
Author: Behold! (turns on TV)
Raoul: (horrified) There are tiny people trapped in there!
Author: Calm down, they're not trapped.
Raoul: They're not?
Author: No, they... live there.
Raoul: Ohhhh.
Author: Anyway, we're going to watch cartoons. (begins flipping channels finally stopping on Pinky and the Brain)
Raoul: (excited) Look, mice!
Christine: (jumps onto a chair) Where?
Raoul: On the TP!
Author: (laughs) There aren't any mice on the toilet paper!
Raoul: Huh?
Author: Forget it. Everyone have a seat.
(Christine immediately takes the chair. The only other seat is the bed. Erik is at the foot of the bed, the Author is stretched out with her feet at the head of the bed. That leaves Raoul to sit in the floor.)
Author: Cool! Erik is on my bed!
(Erik is frightened)
Mysterious Announcer Person: So, what will happen to the three prisoners of the Author? Read the next chapter and find out, silly!