Author's note: Pinky and Brain appear in this chapter, I don't own them either.
Mysterious Announcer Person: When we left the Author's room, she had pulled Erik Christine and some other guy whose name I can't remember... what? (listens to a whispering voice) Oh yes, Erik, Christine, and Ragoo out of her book and forced them to watch cartoons with her. Let's rejoin them and see what's happening ten minutes later...
(Author, Erik, Christine and Raoul are intently watching Pinky and the Brain. Erik is quietly singing the theme song to himself.)
Erik: They're Pinky and the Brain... (still singing) I forgot the words, la la la de da dum de da de da dum...
Raoul: Narf! (giggles)
Christine: Oh dear, this cartoon thing has turned Raoul into a mindless idiot!
Author: (to herself) What do you mean, turned him into?
Christine: (not quite hearing) Pardon?
Author: (innocently) Nothing.
(Christine shrugs and turns back to the TV. Everything is relatively peaceful until suddenly... the Britney Spears Pepsi commercial!)
Christine: (appalled) Why is she taking her clothes off?!
Author: I've often wondered about that.
Raoul: (drooling) She has such a beautiful... (notices Christine glaring at him) uh...voice. Yes that's it, she has a beautiful voice!
Christine: Raoul! (slaps him)
Erik: Make it stop! Make it stop! (tries to punjab the TV)
Author: (quickly mutes the TV) Look away!! Otherwise you'll be scarred for life!
Erik: (closing his eyes) What was that horrid sound?
Author: Pop music
Erik: Music?
Author: That's what they call it.
Erik: People actually dare to call that music?!
Author: Yep.
Erik: Why?
Author: Look at Raoul.
(Erik turns to see Raoul, who is clearly mesmerized by the nearly topless girl on TV.)
Erik: Well, that explains a lot.
Author: Yeah. Okay quiet everyone, the show's back on. (unmutes TV)
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain; but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them.
(Author cracks up. Everyone else is confused.)
Pinky: Zort!
Raoul: Zort! (laughs) Zortzortzortzortzortzortzortzort!
Erik: (clenching his fists) I'm going to kill him!
Author: No! You'll get blood on the carpet. Better take him outside first.
Christine: (crying) Please don't kill Raoul! Please Erik, don't kill him! He isn't going to distract me from my singing!
Author: Oh, not this again! Christine, Erik's not going to kill Raoul because he's a distraction. Are you?
Erik: (grins) No.
Christine: (sniffling) He's not?
Author: No, he's going to kill him out of annoyance.
(Erik laughs and Christine starts bawling all over again.)
Author: Calm down. I won't let Raoul die. (gags slightly)
Christine: Promise?
Author: I promise.
Erik: You're no fun. (pouts)
Author: (quietly) You can kill him later. I just said that to shut her up.
Erik: Cool! (embarrassed) I did not just say that.
Author: Aww, You're so cute when you get embarrassed!
Christine: You stay away from him, you... you tramp!
Author: Hey, you can't have 'em both.
Christine: But he's my teacher.
Author: And he wants to be your boyfriend.
Christine: My what?
Author: He's in love with you.
Christine: He is?
Author: Duh! (realizes she's said to much) Sorry Erik.
Erik: (shrugs) She would've found out eventually.
Christine: So that's why you don't want me to see Raoul.
Erik: (stares at the floor) Yes.
(Christine kisses him. Author starts to get teary-eyed and shoves Raoul back into the book before he can interrupt.)
Author: Oh my gosh! I've just changed the entire book! (starts doing a little happy dance.)
(Erik and Christine stare at her. Author doesn't notice.)
Author: And I'll bet the musical will be different! (looks at the lyrics that came with her cd's) Yes! Haha! Andrew Lloyd Webber is controlled by me! Me! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!(notices her audience) Ahem... Shouldn't you go back into the book now?
Christine: Yes, I think we should.
Author: (opens book) Okay, bye-bye.
Erik & Christine: Good-bye. (they step back into the book)
Author: Hmmm, maybe I should give Raoul a girlfriend. Maybe he should hook up with Meg... Nah! Maybe it should be... (starts to write as an evil grin appears on her face)