Sailor Senshi Deathmatch
Episode 10: Sailor Mars & Sailor Pluto vs. …Who???
By Fire Angel & Satan's Angel
Disclaimer: None of the characters in this deathmatch belong to us. So don't go trying to sue us
because… well, just don't. Don't worry, guys, this is the last deathmatch, so hopefully you won't
ever have to see this goddamned disclaimer again! Next series, we'll have a NEW disclaimer (which
will be just as goddamned annoying!) HAHAHAHA!
A Very Small Note from Fire Angel: Hello, everybody. *tears welling in her eyes as she speaks* I
am very sad to tell you that we have finally reached our final episode of Sailor Senshi
Deathmatch. *bursts into tears* Oh dear, how embarrassing. *wipes eyes feverishly with a
handkerchief so kindly produced by Satan's Angel* And to think this whole thing started on a
typewriter, which we wrote on while living in a DISGUSTING shed. Now we're millionaires with
twelve Mercedes each, and we're living in a gigantic mansion using the most expensive and complex
computer system invented to write this. E-mail us comments, send us money (so we can buy another
Merc), and let us know what you thought of this *blubbers a bit more* beautiful ending to a
beautiful series. If you're lucky, we'll write another one for ya, because we have no life (oh,
the days of the stinking shed!). Sayonara minnasan, and until next time, I luv ya all and jota!
:ob
A Very Small Note from Satan's Angel: Well hello and I must inform that we must say goodbye for
now. This is the last and final episode in our series. Yes, we have come a long way from two
psychos writing in the back of the sewer departments fifty forth shed with an old and rusty
typewriter that we stole from Joe's Bait Shop which is on the corner of Turner and Third. Yes, I
know, you'll be sad, we all will, but if we get enough requests we will continue on with yet
another breathtaking series. Any way, my birthday hasn't been just yet, so Santa, if you're still
reading, GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!! Anyway, email us at fizzy86@hotmail.com (The angel that Satan calls
his) or rinoa_heartilly86@hotmail.com (The angel drawn to the dancing flames) and though my heart
is breaking, well, whether or not you like it, we'll probably make another series because we will
eventually get bored of everyday life, y'know what I mean? Sayonara, my dear minna, and until
next time, LUV YAZ!!!!!!!!! ;op
Makoto: Heellllllooo! Welcome, everybody, to the tenth and final episode of Sailor Senshi
Deathmatch, the show where the world's coolest warriors defeat all opposition that have enough
courage to face them! I am Kino Makoto, but I'm better known as the soldier of protection, love
and courage, the wielder of lightning and thunder, the one in green and pink and the largest
breasts…
From the audience… Zach: I wouldn't say you've got the largest boobs, Mako-sama. Now, Fire Angel
on the other hand… she's extremely… privileged by way of boob-size.
Makoto: Yes, but she's not a Sailor Senshi, is she? I'm talking about the Sailor Senshi; I'm the
most privileged of the Sailor Senshi. *Rei coughs loudly, but she ignores it* Anywayz, I'm SAILOR
JUPITER, and I hold the protection of the planet Jupiter. I'm your commentator for today, and for
once, we don't seem to have a guest commentator. In fact, we haven't had word from the almighty
goddesses to tell us which senshi are apparently fighting, and who they're battling.
*miraculously, a note appears in front of Makoto, and she picks it up and reads it*
Makoto: Well well, look at that. Two randomly picked senshi are to go into battle against our
supposedly non-existent opponents. Okay, girls, we need one Inner Senshi and one Outer Senshi.
Who wants to go?
Rei: I'll go, I'll go! MARS CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP! I love battle! I'm GOING!
Setsuna: *looks around to Hotaru, who shakes her head. Looks at Haruka and Michiru, who are
making out, and gags* Okay, looks like it's my turn today. Pluto Planet Power, Make Up!
Makoto: Okay. Tonight, Sailor Mars and Sailor Pluto will go against… ahh… we still have no idea.
*suddenly, all the lights go out, and a single spotlight flashes onto the entrance to the arena.
Two silhouettes are standing there. They make their way out into the arena, the light following
them*
Silhouette 1: Look at that, Fiz. We're missing a commentator.
Silhouette 2: How insulting!
*the first silhouette points up at the commentator's box, and all of a sudden Mister
Happy-go-lucky appears, looking extremely thrilled*
Narrator: ALL RIGHT! I'M BACK AND READY TO RUMBLE!
Silhouette 2: Oh, you had to, didn't you?
*all of a sudden, the lights go back on, and the silhouettes are revealed to be two young girls.
The first is dressed in a white skirt with gold trims, white boots with flames, and a white boob
tube with flames. She has gold wings, a halo, and she holds a gold staff. The second is dressed
in a black skirt with red trims, black boots with flames, and a black boob tube with flames. She
has devil's horns, a devil tail and she holds a pitchfork*
Fire Angel: Yep. I did it to piss you off no end, Satan's Angel, dear.
Satan's Angel: *looks up at the commentator's box* Well, introduce us then!
Narrator: Introducing the challengers… the super cool, really funky, overly happy…
Makoto: The goddesses of fire and death… the manipulators of everything in existence… the
gorgeous, the cool… the much sought after by men… the gifted, the talented… Fire Angel and
Satan's Angel!
*everyone goes quiet in complete awe, and Fire Angel looks at Satan's Angel. Satan's Angel winks
at Fire Angel, and they look at the audience and take a deep breath, trying to ignore Zach's eyes
which are fastened to their low cut boob tubes*
F.Angel & S.Angel: JOTA!!!!!!!!
*suddenly, the Big Brother TV theme starts, and Fire Angel and Satan's Angel launch into a wicked
dance routine that lasts for about three minutes (the length of the song). Then they stop and
look around. Everyone breaks into applause*
Fire Angel: All right, we're done. Now, let's get on with this battle.
Satan's Angel: Well, what are you waiting for? Ding the goddamn bell! Ding it! Ding ding ding
dingdingdingding!
!!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!!
Satan's Angel: That's better.
!!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!!
Satan's Angel: All right, you've proved your point! DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
Makoto: Well, no time-waster, Sailor Mars opens up by using Fire Soul… and look at that, she's
still in possession of her funky ring that she nicked last episode, so it's shot a double-batch
of fire at Fire Angel and Satan's Angel.
Narrator: And what's this! Oh, cool! Not even worrying about her possibly soon to be dead status,
Satan's Angel pulls out a pen and paper and starts writing. Miraculously, a shield… get that, a
shield… has appeared in front of Fire Angel and Satan's Angel and has sent the fire back to Mars,
who is burnt to a crisp, but still alive.
Makoto: How does that work? Where did the shield come from?
Satan's Angel: Duh! We're the authors of this thing! If we want something to happen, we just
write it, and it HAPPENS!
Narrator: But that's cheating, and cheating's bad!
Satan's Angel: Don't get on my bad side, or I'll kill you.
Fire Angel: It'll just take one or two sentences, Mister Happy, and you'll be back in limbo. So
don't anger her.
Makoto: Well, at the moment, there is nothing either Mars or Pluto can do to attack the angels of
Fire and Hell, because nothing, and I mean nothing, will penetrate that shield.
Narrator: Well, what are we gonna do, kids? Fire Angel and Satan's Angel are being sooooo mean
and being big cheaters!
F.Angel & S.Angel: SHUT UP! WE'RE TRYING TO THINK!
Makoto: Ooh, Fire Angel's started writing on her piece of paper. I think from here I can read it…
'Fire Angel and Satan's Angel get magic rings on their hands that can cast any spell or summon
from Final Fantasy, including Ultima.'
Narrator: Well, it worked. They now have funky rings on their hands. CHEATERS!
Satan's Angel: That's it, he's dead.
Fire Angel: No way, I wanna do it! You always kill him!
Satan's Angel: But you always bring him back to life!
Fire Angel: Well you bring him back to life next time! I WANNA KILL HIM! *points her new ring at
him* Hmm… let's see… Final Fantasy 7… 8… 9… hmm… FAT CHOCOBO!
Makoto: And a giant fat yellow bird drops out of the sky and lands on Mister Happy, smothering
and in effect, killing him. YIPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Satan's Angel: Well then, I'll handle Mars and Pluto. ULTIMA!!!!!!!!!
Makoto: Yipes, that's a powerful spell! Eww, in fact that's pretty nasty. It looks like Mars and
Pluto blew up, but for some reason they're… err… still alive and all in one piece. I guess Fire
Angel & Satan's Angel did that… want to torture them some more, do we, girls?
Fire Angel: Yep, that's just about the gist of it.
Makoto: Well, why don't you take down that shield, so they actually have a fair chance of hitting
you?
Fire Angel: Grrrrr… I don't wanna!
Satan's Angel: Oh, let's do it. Any damage we take can be fixed with the movement of a pen.
There's no need to worry.
Fire Angel: All right… *scribbles on paper* The big shield around F.Angel and S.Angel disappears,
revealing them to be attacked. However, suddenly both Sailor Mars and Sailor Pluto power down to
human form, so they can't attack, and Mars' ring disappears off the face of the planet.
*an alien ship that's circling Earth, gets their engines screwed up by the ring and blows up,
ruining all chances of alien encounter and starting an interstellar war versus Mars and some
unknown planet*
Satan's Angel: Fire Angel, don't you think that was a little harsh?
Fire Angel: No. *shrugs* Don't you wanna win? We're the goddesses of this game, and frankly I'm
sick of the senshi winning. So let's kill em. We can bring em back later.
Satan's Angel: Well………… okay.
*suddenly, Zach runs up from the audience, snatches Fire Angel's paper and writes something on
it. He waits for a second, then drops the pen and paper in annoyance. Running to Satan's Angel,
he grabs her pen and paper and does the same. He heads back to the audience, dejected*
F.Angel & S.Angel: *reading papers* Suddenly, both F.Angel and S.Angel's tops fall down,
revealing them in all their glory?
*Satan's Angel scribbles on her paper, and Zach explodes into a million pieces*
Fire Angel: Now, to finish these guys off. *whispers to Satan's Angel, and both girls hold out
their rings* Take this! A blast of the powerful summons slash guardian forces slash eidolons of
Final Fantasy 7, 8 and 9!
Makoto: Hmm… this should be interesting.
Rei & Setsuna: Uh-oh. We're dead.
Satan's Angel: Hades! Diablos! Madeen! Neo Bahamut! Siren! Atomos! Choco/Mog!
Fire Angel: Bahamut ZERO! Tonberry! Fenrir! Carbuncle! Fat Chocobo! MiniMog! Titan! Boko!
Quezacotl! Typoon! Moomba! Phoenix! Shiva!
Satan's Angel: Cerberus! Doomtrain! Jumbo Cactuar! Kjata! Gilgamesh! Pandemona!
F.Angel & S.Angel: Ifrit! Leviathan! Alexander! Bahamut! Odin! Ramuh! Brothers! KNIGHTS OF THE
ROUND! EDEN! ARRRRRRRRK!
*there is a very large explosion as Rei and Setsuna are hit by the GFs, Summons and Eidolons all
at the same time. Fire Angel & Satan's Angel cackle wickedly*
Makoto: OHHHHH NOOOOOOO! REEEEEEEIIIII! SETTTTSSSSUUUUUNNNNAAAA!
From the audience… Usagi: Cool! Fireworks! Oh no, Rei and Setsuna are dead! What am I going to
dooooo?!?!??! I know! SAILOR SENSHI!!! ATTACK FIRE ANGEL AND SATAN'S ANGEL!
*the remaining Sailor Senshi, including Makoto, transform and jump down to attack Fire Angel and
Satan's Angel, except for Michiru and Haruka, who are STILL making out*
Satan's Angel: Uh oh, we're dead.
*Fire Angel scribbles something on the paper, and the senshi explode outwardly, their body parts
and organs flying everywhere. Everything is drenched in blood, except for Fire Angel and Satan's
Angel, who have some magic ability to repel dirt*
Fire Angel: No we're not, they are!
Satan's Angel: And with that, ladies and gentlemen, we give you the end of the Sailor Senshi
Deathmatch series, where finally… the senshi have been defeated by the goddesses of fire and
hell.
Fire Angel: We'd like to thank you for being such a great audience all this time, and if you
really want, we'll bring back the senshi for a second series. But for now, and until next time…
F.Angel & S.Angel: Ja mata, and JOTA!
*audience claps as Fire Angel and Satan's Angel dance out to the tune of the Big Brother theme.
The lights fade, and the Sailor Senshi Deathmatch series is no more*
Episode 10: Sailor Mars & Sailor Pluto vs. …Who???
By Fire Angel & Satan's Angel
Disclaimer: None of the characters in this deathmatch belong to us. So don't go trying to sue us
because… well, just don't. Don't worry, guys, this is the last deathmatch, so hopefully you won't
ever have to see this goddamned disclaimer again! Next series, we'll have a NEW disclaimer (which
will be just as goddamned annoying!) HAHAHAHA!
A Very Small Note from Fire Angel: Hello, everybody. *tears welling in her eyes as she speaks* I
am very sad to tell you that we have finally reached our final episode of Sailor Senshi
Deathmatch. *bursts into tears* Oh dear, how embarrassing. *wipes eyes feverishly with a
handkerchief so kindly produced by Satan's Angel* And to think this whole thing started on a
typewriter, which we wrote on while living in a DISGUSTING shed. Now we're millionaires with
twelve Mercedes each, and we're living in a gigantic mansion using the most expensive and complex
computer system invented to write this. E-mail us comments, send us money (so we can buy another
Merc), and let us know what you thought of this *blubbers a bit more* beautiful ending to a
beautiful series. If you're lucky, we'll write another one for ya, because we have no life (oh,
the days of the stinking shed!). Sayonara minnasan, and until next time, I luv ya all and jota!
:ob
A Very Small Note from Satan's Angel: Well hello and I must inform that we must say goodbye for
now. This is the last and final episode in our series. Yes, we have come a long way from two
psychos writing in the back of the sewer departments fifty forth shed with an old and rusty
typewriter that we stole from Joe's Bait Shop which is on the corner of Turner and Third. Yes, I
know, you'll be sad, we all will, but if we get enough requests we will continue on with yet
another breathtaking series. Any way, my birthday hasn't been just yet, so Santa, if you're still
reading, GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!! Anyway, email us at fizzy86@hotmail.com (The angel that Satan calls
his) or rinoa_heartilly86@hotmail.com (The angel drawn to the dancing flames) and though my heart
is breaking, well, whether or not you like it, we'll probably make another series because we will
eventually get bored of everyday life, y'know what I mean? Sayonara, my dear minna, and until
next time, LUV YAZ!!!!!!!!! ;op
Makoto: Heellllllooo! Welcome, everybody, to the tenth and final episode of Sailor Senshi
Deathmatch, the show where the world's coolest warriors defeat all opposition that have enough
courage to face them! I am Kino Makoto, but I'm better known as the soldier of protection, love
and courage, the wielder of lightning and thunder, the one in green and pink and the largest
breasts…
From the audience… Zach: I wouldn't say you've got the largest boobs, Mako-sama. Now, Fire Angel
on the other hand… she's extremely… privileged by way of boob-size.
Makoto: Yes, but she's not a Sailor Senshi, is she? I'm talking about the Sailor Senshi; I'm the
most privileged of the Sailor Senshi. *Rei coughs loudly, but she ignores it* Anywayz, I'm SAILOR
JUPITER, and I hold the protection of the planet Jupiter. I'm your commentator for today, and for
once, we don't seem to have a guest commentator. In fact, we haven't had word from the almighty
goddesses to tell us which senshi are apparently fighting, and who they're battling.
*miraculously, a note appears in front of Makoto, and she picks it up and reads it*
Makoto: Well well, look at that. Two randomly picked senshi are to go into battle against our
supposedly non-existent opponents. Okay, girls, we need one Inner Senshi and one Outer Senshi.
Who wants to go?
Rei: I'll go, I'll go! MARS CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP! I love battle! I'm GOING!
Setsuna: *looks around to Hotaru, who shakes her head. Looks at Haruka and Michiru, who are
making out, and gags* Okay, looks like it's my turn today. Pluto Planet Power, Make Up!
Makoto: Okay. Tonight, Sailor Mars and Sailor Pluto will go against… ahh… we still have no idea.
*suddenly, all the lights go out, and a single spotlight flashes onto the entrance to the arena.
Two silhouettes are standing there. They make their way out into the arena, the light following
them*
Silhouette 1: Look at that, Fiz. We're missing a commentator.
Silhouette 2: How insulting!
*the first silhouette points up at the commentator's box, and all of a sudden Mister
Happy-go-lucky appears, looking extremely thrilled*
Narrator: ALL RIGHT! I'M BACK AND READY TO RUMBLE!
Silhouette 2: Oh, you had to, didn't you?
*all of a sudden, the lights go back on, and the silhouettes are revealed to be two young girls.
The first is dressed in a white skirt with gold trims, white boots with flames, and a white boob
tube with flames. She has gold wings, a halo, and she holds a gold staff. The second is dressed
in a black skirt with red trims, black boots with flames, and a black boob tube with flames. She
has devil's horns, a devil tail and she holds a pitchfork*
Fire Angel: Yep. I did it to piss you off no end, Satan's Angel, dear.
Satan's Angel: *looks up at the commentator's box* Well, introduce us then!
Narrator: Introducing the challengers… the super cool, really funky, overly happy…
Makoto: The goddesses of fire and death… the manipulators of everything in existence… the
gorgeous, the cool… the much sought after by men… the gifted, the talented… Fire Angel and
Satan's Angel!
*everyone goes quiet in complete awe, and Fire Angel looks at Satan's Angel. Satan's Angel winks
at Fire Angel, and they look at the audience and take a deep breath, trying to ignore Zach's eyes
which are fastened to their low cut boob tubes*
F.Angel & S.Angel: JOTA!!!!!!!!
*suddenly, the Big Brother TV theme starts, and Fire Angel and Satan's Angel launch into a wicked
dance routine that lasts for about three minutes (the length of the song). Then they stop and
look around. Everyone breaks into applause*
Fire Angel: All right, we're done. Now, let's get on with this battle.
Satan's Angel: Well, what are you waiting for? Ding the goddamn bell! Ding it! Ding ding ding
dingdingdingding!
!!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!!
Satan's Angel: That's better.
!!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!! !!DING!!
Satan's Angel: All right, you've proved your point! DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
Makoto: Well, no time-waster, Sailor Mars opens up by using Fire Soul… and look at that, she's
still in possession of her funky ring that she nicked last episode, so it's shot a double-batch
of fire at Fire Angel and Satan's Angel.
Narrator: And what's this! Oh, cool! Not even worrying about her possibly soon to be dead status,
Satan's Angel pulls out a pen and paper and starts writing. Miraculously, a shield… get that, a
shield… has appeared in front of Fire Angel and Satan's Angel and has sent the fire back to Mars,
who is burnt to a crisp, but still alive.
Makoto: How does that work? Where did the shield come from?
Satan's Angel: Duh! We're the authors of this thing! If we want something to happen, we just
write it, and it HAPPENS!
Narrator: But that's cheating, and cheating's bad!
Satan's Angel: Don't get on my bad side, or I'll kill you.
Fire Angel: It'll just take one or two sentences, Mister Happy, and you'll be back in limbo. So
don't anger her.
Makoto: Well, at the moment, there is nothing either Mars or Pluto can do to attack the angels of
Fire and Hell, because nothing, and I mean nothing, will penetrate that shield.
Narrator: Well, what are we gonna do, kids? Fire Angel and Satan's Angel are being sooooo mean
and being big cheaters!
F.Angel & S.Angel: SHUT UP! WE'RE TRYING TO THINK!
Makoto: Ooh, Fire Angel's started writing on her piece of paper. I think from here I can read it…
'Fire Angel and Satan's Angel get magic rings on their hands that can cast any spell or summon
from Final Fantasy, including Ultima.'
Narrator: Well, it worked. They now have funky rings on their hands. CHEATERS!
Satan's Angel: That's it, he's dead.
Fire Angel: No way, I wanna do it! You always kill him!
Satan's Angel: But you always bring him back to life!
Fire Angel: Well you bring him back to life next time! I WANNA KILL HIM! *points her new ring at
him* Hmm… let's see… Final Fantasy 7… 8… 9… hmm… FAT CHOCOBO!
Makoto: And a giant fat yellow bird drops out of the sky and lands on Mister Happy, smothering
and in effect, killing him. YIPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Satan's Angel: Well then, I'll handle Mars and Pluto. ULTIMA!!!!!!!!!
Makoto: Yipes, that's a powerful spell! Eww, in fact that's pretty nasty. It looks like Mars and
Pluto blew up, but for some reason they're… err… still alive and all in one piece. I guess Fire
Angel & Satan's Angel did that… want to torture them some more, do we, girls?
Fire Angel: Yep, that's just about the gist of it.
Makoto: Well, why don't you take down that shield, so they actually have a fair chance of hitting
you?
Fire Angel: Grrrrr… I don't wanna!
Satan's Angel: Oh, let's do it. Any damage we take can be fixed with the movement of a pen.
There's no need to worry.
Fire Angel: All right… *scribbles on paper* The big shield around F.Angel and S.Angel disappears,
revealing them to be attacked. However, suddenly both Sailor Mars and Sailor Pluto power down to
human form, so they can't attack, and Mars' ring disappears off the face of the planet.
*an alien ship that's circling Earth, gets their engines screwed up by the ring and blows up,
ruining all chances of alien encounter and starting an interstellar war versus Mars and some
unknown planet*
Satan's Angel: Fire Angel, don't you think that was a little harsh?
Fire Angel: No. *shrugs* Don't you wanna win? We're the goddesses of this game, and frankly I'm
sick of the senshi winning. So let's kill em. We can bring em back later.
Satan's Angel: Well………… okay.
*suddenly, Zach runs up from the audience, snatches Fire Angel's paper and writes something on
it. He waits for a second, then drops the pen and paper in annoyance. Running to Satan's Angel,
he grabs her pen and paper and does the same. He heads back to the audience, dejected*
F.Angel & S.Angel: *reading papers* Suddenly, both F.Angel and S.Angel's tops fall down,
revealing them in all their glory?
*Satan's Angel scribbles on her paper, and Zach explodes into a million pieces*
Fire Angel: Now, to finish these guys off. *whispers to Satan's Angel, and both girls hold out
their rings* Take this! A blast of the powerful summons slash guardian forces slash eidolons of
Final Fantasy 7, 8 and 9!
Makoto: Hmm… this should be interesting.
Rei & Setsuna: Uh-oh. We're dead.
Satan's Angel: Hades! Diablos! Madeen! Neo Bahamut! Siren! Atomos! Choco/Mog!
Fire Angel: Bahamut ZERO! Tonberry! Fenrir! Carbuncle! Fat Chocobo! MiniMog! Titan! Boko!
Quezacotl! Typoon! Moomba! Phoenix! Shiva!
Satan's Angel: Cerberus! Doomtrain! Jumbo Cactuar! Kjata! Gilgamesh! Pandemona!
F.Angel & S.Angel: Ifrit! Leviathan! Alexander! Bahamut! Odin! Ramuh! Brothers! KNIGHTS OF THE
ROUND! EDEN! ARRRRRRRRK!
*there is a very large explosion as Rei and Setsuna are hit by the GFs, Summons and Eidolons all
at the same time. Fire Angel & Satan's Angel cackle wickedly*
Makoto: OHHHHH NOOOOOOO! REEEEEEEIIIII! SETTTTSSSSUUUUUNNNNAAAA!
From the audience… Usagi: Cool! Fireworks! Oh no, Rei and Setsuna are dead! What am I going to
dooooo?!?!??! I know! SAILOR SENSHI!!! ATTACK FIRE ANGEL AND SATAN'S ANGEL!
*the remaining Sailor Senshi, including Makoto, transform and jump down to attack Fire Angel and
Satan's Angel, except for Michiru and Haruka, who are STILL making out*
Satan's Angel: Uh oh, we're dead.
*Fire Angel scribbles something on the paper, and the senshi explode outwardly, their body parts
and organs flying everywhere. Everything is drenched in blood, except for Fire Angel and Satan's
Angel, who have some magic ability to repel dirt*
Fire Angel: No we're not, they are!
Satan's Angel: And with that, ladies and gentlemen, we give you the end of the Sailor Senshi
Deathmatch series, where finally… the senshi have been defeated by the goddesses of fire and
hell.
Fire Angel: We'd like to thank you for being such a great audience all this time, and if you
really want, we'll bring back the senshi for a second series. But for now, and until next time…
F.Angel & S.Angel: Ja mata, and JOTA!
*audience claps as Fire Angel and Satan's Angel dance out to the tune of the Big Brother theme.
The lights fade, and the Sailor Senshi Deathmatch series is no more*