Q and A
Why doesn't Logan ever shave? When he was a young lad of 7, his family was massacred right in
front of his eyes by his dad's shaving thingy gone wild. He has been terrified of shaving thingies
ever since. He knows that not all
shaving thingies are evil or psychopathic, but he just can't help being afraid
of them. He is currently undergoing treatment
for this interesting fear.
What's with the "original" in Original Cindy? Well, if you try really hard, you'll
find other Cindys. Namely, Barbecue
Cindy, Sour Cream'n Onion Cindy, Ketchup Cindy, Salt and Vinegar Cindy, and
Dill Pickle Cindy. The "original" is
there to keep you from confusing her with the other Cindys.
Did Manticore mistake Max for a girl when they named
her? When we questioned Manticore
about this, the answer we got was: "We never make mistakes." Since we all know that's not true…well, draw
your own conclusions.
Why are Syl and Krit always named together? Because they sound stupid by
themselves. No, really, seriously. Syl sounds like something under a window,
and Krit sounds like the name of a rabid dog.
Syl and Krit said together somehow makes them both sound okay.
Weird government UFO-like doohickeys are always
"monitoring the people's movements".
Why the flip do they care about the people's movements? We are truly ashamed to admit that we
don't know this one. It doesn't make
sense why they care. Besides, you'd
think Mulder and Scully would have come to investigate the UFOs by now.
That's all. If you
want more, I might make more, but you have to tell me you want more first. Needless to say, those are NOT answers to be
taken seriously.
-RiseAgainPhoenix
