Before everyone writes to me to complain, I am not stabbing
the Bangles, coz they are really good singers.
I'm stabbing the good that is Atomic Kitten nearly broke up, the bad
that is they got back together AND THE UGLY THAT IS ATOMIC KITTEN!!!!!!! If you like Atomic Kitten, then do not read
this songfic, coz you might be upset a little.
This is all for fun, but I H8 ATOMIC KITTEN!!! THEY SHOULD CALL THEMSELVES IONISED KITTIE-KATS!!!!!! Ahem.
Please review this little song!
Disclaimer is at the bottom.
The Reason Why Squall is Frowning!
Squall: Look at me,
Answer me this, darlin',
Can't you see my tum's hurting?
Do you comprehend?
Have you felt the same?
I ate too many Brussel sprouts,
Is this burning indigestion
pain?!
I believe this could be the
answer,
I feel my heart inside's turning,
What a big bother.
Dr. Kadowaki: What d'ya eat last night?
Squall: I think I
had some curry,
Is this burning indigestion
pain?!
Dr. Kadowaki: Bombay butt?!
Is that what you've got?!
Have some milk of magnesia to
smooth down half your gut!
Squall: Now you know
why I am frowning.
DOH!!!!!
Squall: I had some
beer,
I think it was Budweiser…
Dr. Kadowaki: Ignore the frogs off the telly coz beer will
make you fart.
Squall: I feel sorry
for Rinoa…
Ooohhh no!
Rinoa: Squally-poo!?
Has all your pain gone away?
Squall: Don't come
any closer to me!
Or you will face its wrath!
Rinoa: What have you
learned?
Squall: Never take
some Lucozade!
Is this burning INDIGESTION
PAIN!?!?!?!?!?
Disclaimer: I do not
own FF8, Squaresoft do. Especially if
Squall is in that state of health! This
song is sung by Atomic Kitten/Bangles, but I don't know who wrote it, certainly
not me. This rearrangement is mine
however. As for my deranged old lady of
a cat, don't ask. She's a bit mangy
right now, and is currently depositing her flatmates onto me, so I won't ask
her for help if I end up getting sued.
