partygames
Party Games
by Jaya

You are in a big, white room with no decorations, there is padding on the walls. A girl is sitting in the corner singing . . .

"I'm a little ball of tin, no one knows what shape I'm in. I've got four- oh hello."

How come they always notice you just as you are trying to sneak away?

"I'm Ickles, Jaya's other personality! Jaya isn't here right now, besides, she not very good at humor. I am. She may come later though. Where are you going? I haven't even brought in the characters yet!" she pauses, tossing her red hair over her shoulder, "Alright, where's my author powder?"

Jaya pops in from nowhere, "What the hell!? Did I tell you to run this fic?"

Ickles shifts uncomfortably, "But you're not funny."

Jaya glares, then turns to you, "I'm sorry, I'll poof in the characters now."

**POOF!**

Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei are standing in the room. Heero is pointing, nothing, at, thin air. Duo is on the floor because he was sitting cross-legged on a chair braiding his hair and the chair dissapeared from under him. Trowa is standing like a 'T' in a clown costume. Quatre looks like he was on the phone. And Wufei is in the middle of a kick, which he stops because the way they are arranged he would kick Heero in the head.

"Kisama!" he falls over backwards.

Jaya rolls her eyes, "Oooo-k."

Ickles waves at those assembled, "We need more Jaya. More! More characters!"

**POOF**

Relena, Hilde, Catherine, Dorothy, Sally, Zechs, and Noin appear.

Relena was obviously making out with someone that didn't **POOF** in, is now making out with the wall. Hilde is painting her toenails and doesn't seem to notice. Catherine is posed to throw a dagger, she throws it and it hits the wall between Ickles and Jaya. Dorothy was plucking her eyebrows. Sally was braiding her hair and looked mildly surprised. Zechs just happens to be making out with Noin.

Heero looks at Jaya disgustedly, "What are we doing here?"

Ickles jumped in, "You're going to play party games!"

Quatre tapped Jaya's arm, "In a padded room?"

"Err, this is just Ickles' cell . . ."

**POOF**

All characters are in a log-cabin type room with a fire place, several couches, a recliner, and a glass table. A valuable object sits in a corner, a computer, at the computer is a short brunette in pink pajama pants and a shirt that says 'Canoeing is the art of steering an upside down aluminum can through water. While battling sunburn, rapids, mosquitoes and drunk tourists.' She doesn't look up. Her hands are flying over the keyboard quickly, with several pauses to stop and bs- backds- backspave- backspace.

"Who's that?" Wufei asked, pointing to the girl.

Jaya glances over her shoulder, so does Ickles, "That's us in RL."

"RL?" Trowa questions.

"Real life."

"Oh."

Heero is debating making a run for it, Duo is debating going with him.

"Sorry, doors are locked boys. You have to stay and play." Jaya stated severely.

Several groans are heard.

"Get over it!" Jaya smiles evilly, "Now, we will be playing the following games: Truth or Dare, Spin- the-Bottle, Suck and Blow, I've Never, and Scruples."

"Why do I feel a sense of foreboding?" Sally whispered to Noin, who had stopped making out with Zechs.

"No idea." Noin whispered back, a bit sarcastically.