partygames3 Party Games Three
Suck and Blow
by Jaya, with help from Ickles

Jaya smiles innocently at the audience, "Sorry for the long wait. I ran out of ideas for this fic. I can't believe how many reviews I have! Forty-three last time I checked my stats. My most popular story! Close behind is 'The Amazing Speaking-Out Fic' and 'To Much Gundam'. Thanks to all who reviewed! Oh yes and Chibi Kimmi, I will put you in the third chapter! I already had this one written when I read your review and I didn't have time to write you in! And Rini Winner, I really need you to either e-mail me or give me your addey to write you in!"

The characters appear, all look very nervous. Wonder why?

Heero grimaces, "How many party games are there?"

Jaya smiles innocently, "Be thankful we're not playing Seven Minutes. But I wanted to keep this PG- 13."

Mass sweatdrop, they do this so often ne?

Jaya ignores the fact her people are sweating impossibly, "Today, we play Suck and Blow."

Noin blinks, "I don't like the sound of that."

Jaya mutters her famous words, "Get over it. Now, Suck and Blow is very simple. First stand between two people that do not totally disgust you."

There was quite a bit of scrambling so no one was by Relena. The order finally ended as follows from Jaya's left: Heero, Duo, Hilde, Zechs, Noin, Catherine, Wufei, Sally, Trowa, Quatre. Relena and Dorothy were pushed out of the circle. Jaya sighs, "Now, now, let Relena and Dorothy into the circle."

"Why?" Trowa asks.

Jaya is stumped, "Good question." waves her hand and Relena, Dorothy, and Noin dissappear. "Never liked any of them anyway." Jaya grins at the remaining people, "Ok, rules are simple. We take this card," holds up the Ace of Hearts, "And pass it from person to person."

Quatre looks at her for a moment, "That is nothing like your other games."

Sally begins to grin, "I used to play this!"

"Why woman? It's got no point."

Jaya's smile fades a bit as she looks at Wufei, "I wasn't done yet. Anyway, the point is you have to pass it using your mouth. One person sucks on it, then when it reaches the other's mouth they have to blow and the other suck."

Catherine blinks, "What if the card slips?"

"Then you end up kissing the other person."

"Oh shit."

Jaya peers around trying to figure out who said that. Gives up and begins, passing the card to Heero. The card is passed successfully. Heero purposely lets the card fall for an excuse to kiss Duo.

"Cheater." Jaya mutters. Duo passes the card to Hilde without mishap, who passes it to Zechs without catastrophe. Zechs however, fails, and ends up kissing Catherine. The next thing anyone sees is Trowa trying to do his really cool flip and go beat up Zechs. Sadly you won't see Trowa beat up Zechs, because, while Jaya's ceiling is tall, it's not that tall and Trowa happens to hit the ceiling fan.

"Oh! Trowa are you alright?" Catherine and Quatre actually look worried as the fan breaks and Trowa falls to the floor.

Duo, Hilde, Wufei, Sally and Heero crack up. Well not Heero and Wufei, they just kinda smirk. But you didn't expect them to smile did you? Huh, you did? Well (here it comes), get over it.

Catherine sighs, picks up the card and passes it to Wufei, who tries to mutter 'injustice' around it and ends up kissing Catherine. Not learning from past experiences Trowa tries his flip again, and results in a concussion. Jaya sighs dejectedly, "Pathetic."

Catherine immediately sits on the floor next to his head, "What did you do that for Trowa?"

". . . ."

"Cause he's stupid?"

"You have to be stupid to wear your hair like that."

"The hairgel seeped into his head I do believe."

"Only weaklings try things that fail again."

Catherine and Trowa glare at Heero, Wufei, Duo and Zechs but aren't sure who said what. "What do you want to insult him for?"

"Cause he's stupid." Wufei answers and picks up the card to pass to Sally. All goes well, Sally passes it to Quatre, still going good. Quatre passes it to Jaya. Heero, on sudden inspiration, pulls the card out from between them. Jaya and Quatre end up kissing.

"It's a good thing Trowa is still unconsious." Duo observes.

Jaya breaks away from Quatre and freezes the characters. "Sorry about the deletion of Relena, Dorothy and Noin. For those of you that like them and no I didn't delete them because I don't like them, well I didn't delete Noin because of that. The next game will have them all, and no one will be left out in anyway. Sorry this one was so short! Now, let's see if I can get over 50 reviews!"