by Shaman Nameless One
Now staring:
Kara-Kun!
Cherry-Cherry-Girl!
Chibi-Kimmi!
Sno (a.k.a. Shaman Nameless One) smiles serenely at the audience, "Now-" she also gets smacked in the head with a very juicy tomatoe (which is a fruit!). "I tried! I had major writers' block! I'm sorry you had to wait so long! We'll start I've Never now ok?"
Sno looks around her empty living room, "Oops, I was using them for other stories wasn't I?"
*POOF!*
"He who?" Heero appears, crouched on the floor.
"I don't know what she meant but that was creepy . . ." Quatre started but faded off when he saw the surroundings.
"What happened to the Blue Dolphin Inn?" Trowa looked around.
Wufei sat up in his wheelchair as Duo fell on him.
Relena is comatose on the floor.
Other assorted characters are staring at Sno. As is the audience.
Sno finally realizes what happened, "Oops! Must've snatched you out of the middle of Protect My Soul."
*POOF!*
Extra props disapear and several bottles of Surge and Jolt appear along with twelve shot glasses. Most of the shot glasses have designs saying things like: Harry Potter, Hard Rock Cafe, and I'm a Bitch
Everyone stares at the four Harry Potter shot glasses, everyone sweatdrops.
"Where did you get those?" Noin asks chokedly.
"Spencer Gifts, the Hard Rock Cafe, and SMCC."
"SMCC?"
"Southern Missouri Caving Convention."
"Oh."
"Are we ready to play? This is a game called I've Never. Everyone sit in a circle on the floor. Doesn't matter who your next to. Now, everyone take a shot glass." she waits while everyone scrambles not to get the bitch glass. Relena ends up getting it. "Now, as you can see, since we're all underage I chose to use activity-inducing soda instead of alcoholic beverages."
"And that means?" Zechs questioned.
"Surge and Jolt have three times the amount of caffeine as coffee." Heero stated simply.
"Hell yeah." Was the response from Duo.
"So anyway." Sno smiled, "What happens is the person whose turn it-" the doorbell rings. "Hold that thought. I think that's our guests."
"Guests?" Sally and Noin echoed worriedly.
"Hello!" Sno greeted unknown people at the door.
"Hi Sno!" Three voices echoed through the suddenly silent house.
Jaya leads three girls into the living room. "Hello boys and girls. This is Cherry-Cherry-Girl, Kara-Kun and Chibi- Kimmi." she slams her arms out to stop them from running and glomping. "Sit, behave, these poor boys have been glomped enough." The three guests take seats in recliners and on couches.
"Ok! Let's begin! I'll go first. I'll state something I've never done and if you have done it you have to drink the shot glass." Sno sits on the floor. "I've never kissed Heero."
Duo, Relena and Quatre (blushing nicely red) drink their glasses.
Blink.
"You kissed Relena!?" Duo shrieks at Heero.
A distinctive, "Ewww." can be heard from the general direction of the fan girls.
"No, she kissed me. I did not enjoy it."
"Oh, ok then. It's my turn right?" at Sno's nod Duo continues, "I've never fallen off of a balcony."
Quatre and Trowa, glaring with all of their might, drink.
Quatre's turn, "I've never, hmm, I've never played this game before."
Everyone except Catherine drinks.
"I've never danced on a table naked in front of an open window." Trowa says.
Everyone sweatdrops as Duo then Heero drink.
"I don't think I want to know . . ." Wufei whispers to Sally. "Relena it's your turn." he says out loud.
Relena grins evily around the room, I'll find out about Heero's little 'love life' easily. "I've never had sex with Heero."
Deadly silence. So quiet, you could hear the sweatdrops popping up.
"Uhh," Sno finally breaks the silence, "no lying." she glances eagerly back at the fangirls, "this is going to be good ne?"
"Oh yeah."
"Hysterical."
"Can't wait."
They all look pointedly around the room.
Duo leans foreward to drain his glass.
"That was expected." Sno mutters.
Quatre is blushing more than ever as he drains his, followed by Trowa draining his.
"That wasn't." Cherry-Cherry Girl pipes up.
Suddenly Wufei grabs Trowa's arms, pinning the clown against him. "What are you doing Wufei?"
This becomes clear when Catherine drinks her glass.
There is more of that damn silence. Then a snort from Kara-Kun, must be some sort of signal because Sno, C-C Girl, and Chibi-Kimmi burst out laughing.
Relena stares at them all, Heero looks impassive. "Whose turn is it?" he asks.
"Mine." Noin smiles evilly. "I've never had any desire to kill Sno."
Everyone grabs their shot glasses, draining them.
"Uh, Sno? I don't think they like your fic."
"Perchance we should leave Sno?"
"Oh yes this is getting nasty."
Three fangirls quickly exit, after glomping their favorite pilots of course.
"Hey! Don't leave me alone with the homicidal weirdos!" she glances at Heero. "Nice Heero, good boy. I'll write you and Relena together next fic."
"You won't, you can't stand that particular pairing." Noin smiles evilly.
"Hey! You wouldn't kill me would you?"
"No."
"Of course not."
"What makes you think that?"
"Oh good." Sno looks relieved.
"We just want to horribly maim you."
". . . . . ."
"I'll make a deal! No more Party Games if you will give your best performance
for the fic I'm working on now."
"Is it humor?"
"No, horror."
"Deal."
"It's the Labyrinth."
"Ack!"