Chapter 2!!!
*Picture opens as a home video of our favorite Saiya-jin Prince, sleeping with his beloved teddy bear, Mr. Snuggles.*
Goten: Goten and Trunks here... We're getting you REAL footage of Vegeta-san sleeping...
Trunks: Cute, no? *snicker snicker* Any way, we promised to do the disclaimer, so here goes...
Goten: Sakura doesn't own us. Just the terrifying desire to take us and put us in strange situations...
Trunks: So, don't sue. She ain't gettin nothin off of us. And she's got some killer "Lawyer-b-gone"...
Goten: Also, She's got a new Dragon Ball Z drama up.. It's about Mirai Trunks.
Trunks: It's... really.... good... *looks terrified*
Goten: it's called, "The Door to Eternity" in the Drama part of DBZ written by ~Sakura Masaki~
Sakura walks up: What are you guys doing?!?!?! Vegeta's gonna kill you!!
Vegeta wakes up and screams: I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU ANNOYING BRATS!!
Goten and Trunks: EEP!! We're outta here! Ja ne!! *runs like mad, as Vegeta and Mr. Snuggles chase them*
Sakura: Oo; right.. so anyway... This chapter isn't the best, but as always, please Read and Review and gives me any suggestions. They will be gladly accepted!! Or e-mail them to me at raingurl007@hotmail.com
*bows* Enjoy the story!!! ^^
NARRATOR: LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALL: THE INSANITY CONTINUES!!
Trunks blew up his room! Vegeta killed Goku's Pikachu! Everyone took some of Chi Chi's "happy pills"!! GOHAN TIRED TO EAT CEREAL WITH CHOPSTICKS!!! AND GOKU FINALLY BEAT PIKKON ONLY TO FIND THAT HE HAD BEEN.....!!! oh wait... wrong story.. SORRY!! -^^-
Everyone was sitting around the table, laughing when Bulma asked, "Where are Trunks and Goten?"
Everyone looked around... "No idea!" Goku said, scratching the back of his head.
"We're right here!" Trunks said, "Hey Dad! Come check out what we found in the attic!!"
"Yeah! Dad come on! It's SO cool!!" Goten cheered, hoping that no one would ask why he and Trunks had been in the attic... (evil snicker)
Goku and Vegeta walked into the family room and their eyes widened.
They looked at each other and grinned, "KARAOKE MACHINE!!"
Wufei walked into the dark room, and growled, "What do you want Trieze?"
Trieze poured himself more sparkling grape juice and said, "I have a challenge for you. Grape Juice?"
Wufei gestured "No" and said, "What kind of 'challenge'?"
Trieze sipped his drink, then stood, "The name of the game..... is tag..."
Then, he knocked Wufei over and laughed, hysterically, "AND YOU'RE IT WUFFIE!!!"
Wufei got to his feet, and shook his fist, yelling, "DARN YOU, TRIEZE!!! I'm ALWAYS it!!"
Then, he chased after Trieze.
BACK AT CAPSULE CORP:
Bra grabbed the microphone away from Goku, who was singing a very bad rendition of Savage Garden's "I knew I loved you" and handed it to Vegeta, "Sing daddy!"
"All right.." Vegeta said, shyly, "Come on, Kakarot."
Goku stood up and said, "What're we singin?"
"THE song...." Vegeta said, secretively.
"Ooooohhh...."Goku said. He glanced at Trunks and Goten, who nodded.
Vegeta grabbed another microphone and handed it to Goku, then started the music.
Goku: Hey! Listen Vegeta! I'm gonna do a rap about you!
Vegeta: Yeah-ba-weee... *pulls on some sunglasses*
Goku: Ooooh.. Who's that out there floatin in space?
Goten: Brrr! Stick 'im!
Goku: It's my buddy, Veggie! An evil disgrace!
Vegeta: Word to yer mother!
Goku: He's gotta cavity in his face!
Trunks: Tell it Mack Daddy!
Goku: He's in pain all over the place!
Vegeta: *stares at Goku and blinks*
Goku: He is evil, I'll say it again!
Vegeta: G-money is down!!
Goku: *hugs Vegeta* He's mah bestest buddy, my friend!
Trunks and Goten looked at each other, raising an eyebrow.
Goku: Flyin through space with all his hench men!
Goten: You're just bein funky..
Goku: Then, he conquers planets and makes them mad.
Goten: Wickity Wickity Wickity Wickity WACK!!
Vegeta: I... AM.... ZORAK!!!
Trunks:*looks at Vegeta oddly* All righty.....
Goku: He's a big bug that everybody knows!!
Vegeta: What up?
Goku: Just look at the TANTRUMS that he throws!!
Goten: I LOVE YOU, DAD!!
Goku: He's gotta beak instead of a nose!
Vegeta: Oo; yeah uh... my leg is cramped... Oo;
Goku: And when he lies, it grows and grows!
Vegeta: That's PINOCCHIO YOU DORK!
Goku: I'm not a dork, you Jerk head!
Vegeta: Dork!
Goku: JERK HEAD!!
Vegeta: Shut up... and finish your rap.
Goku: Ok... Veggie's mean, but you know what?
Vegeta: Crybaby..
Goku: I bet BULMA could kick his butt!!
Trunks: EXACTLY! *grins*
Goku: So be real good with all your might!
Goten: You hearin me, son?!
Goku: Cause SANTY Claus is comin tonight!!!
Vegeta: What does THAT have to do with anything?!?!
Goku: *grins* I like Santy Claus! ^-^
"Baka..." Vegeta laughed, as he slapped Goku on the back, and everyone cheered.
(cut to an open field)
"DARN YOU, TRIEZE!!" Wufei yelled, "This ISN'T Hide-and-go-seek!!"
Then, he ran off again.....
*Goku jumps up* To BEEEEEE Corntinued!! ^^
Again.. this isn't my best... PLEASE REVIEW AND GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS!!! I'll try to make the following Chapters better!! *bows* Ja ne until next time!!!! ^^
Vegeta: Next time on Dragon Ball: The CwAzInEsS continues!!
Trunks: It's DINNER time!! *chuckles evilly*
Goten:*pops up* Dinner?! YEAH!!!
(Wufei chases Trieze across the scene)
Trieze: HaHa!! Can't get me, wimpy Gundum!!
Wufei: Darn you!!! (throws something at Trieze and misses)
Sakura: Oo; Right...... ANYWHO! I forgot to say that the rap was from Space Ghost's CD, "Surf and Turf" it's "sung" by Brak, Zorak, and Space Ghost. ^-^ BYE AGAIN!!