Lina turned back to the door and lifted the
blade. "Eaaaaaaaah!!!! She called out, the blade slicing through the middle
of the door.
Everyone's eyes stood focus at the door, ready
to see a crack of sunlight. They all had a big smile on their face as Lina
let go of the Ragna blade. A few twenty-so seconds later, everyone sweatdropped.
"It's didn't work…" Filia said plainly.
"What do you mean it didn't work?! It should
have!" Lina exclaimed, stomping her foot up and down.
"That means no more being a justice heroine."
Amelia sniffled.
"Aren't you supposed to be more sad about
not seeing your dad?" Zelgadis asked.
"We-ell…" Amelia drawled.
"Why are you worried about that?!?! You should
be worried about little me who cannot finish her quest to find more delicious
food!" Lina exclaimed, sinking to the floor.
"O-Oi Lina…" Gourry called. No one heard him
because of their complaining.
"Now I have to be stuck with this Namagomi!"
Filia sighed, also sinking to the floor.
"That's not what you said in the closet the
other day when we…" Xellos' mouth was covered by Filia's mace.
"I told you to shut up!" Filia screeched.
Amelia, Lina and Zelgadis all sweatdropped.
"Those where the noises we heard?" They asked warily with matching faces.
"Um… hey! Is anyone listening to me?" Gourry
asked, which of course wasn't heard by Lina-tachi.
"And Filia I thought you were a innocent priestess!"
Lina exclaimed.
Before Filia could retort, Amelia spoke up
without hesitation. "But Lina-san! You and Gourry-san were… ow!!" Amelia
was sent to the ground with a foot-to-the-mouth-kick from Lina.
Zelgadis bent down to help Amelia up, trying
not to show his blush from the mention of all this 'public affection'.
"Hey! Look at the door!" Gourry exclaimed.
No one heard.
"So there Lina-san! It's not right to judge
someone, less ye be judge yourself!" Filia exclaimed.
"Hmph! What Gourry and I did didn't go as
far as you and Xellos, I'm sure." Lina exclaimed, folding her arms and
sticking her nose in the air.
"It's all the same, Lina Inverse!" Filia said,
mimicking Lina's position. Unfortunately, (or fortunately is you look at
it Xellos' way) Filia's hand was still attached to Xellos, and Xellos ended
up getting a good hand full of Filia's breasts.
"OI! THE DOOR'S OPEN!" Amelia shouted, scaring
everyone half to death.
"What? Gourry you were standing there all
that time and didn't say anything?" Lina ran up and scolded Gourry who
facefaulted.
Everyone raced to go out side, Filia and Xellos
ending up being last. Xellos and Filia immediately tried to get their hands
apart.
"Huh? It doesn't work?!" Filia and Xellos
asked in shock.
"Not this again…" Zelgadis muttered.
A figure of an well-endowed woman appeared,
a cigarette in her hand and a bottle in the other.
"Juu-ou-sama!" Xellos bowed, brining Filia
with him.
"What are you doing namagomi? I don't want
to bow to a Dark Lord!" Filia went chibi.
"Well Filia-chan… You may want to after I
do this." Zelas Metallium went over to them and sprinkled what was in her
bottle on their hands.
Their hands separated, a bright light appearing
first.
"Huh? How'd you do that?" Lina asked.
"Well I must have forgot that I had this Metallium's
super glue remover on my shelf!" Zelas smiled, looking just like Xellos.
"Now I see why Xellos is the way he is…" Zelgadis
frowned.
"That was Metallium's Super Glue? Then why
could I get it undone?" Xellos asked in surprise.
"Well Xellos my dear… That is a secret!" Zelas
laughed, wagging her finger.
And everyone lived happily ever after. Or
so they thought they would…
10 months later
'Oh Xellos I hate you!! I hate you! I hate
you! I hate you!!!' Was running through Filia's mind as she gave birth
to Xellos and Filia's child, Felios.
Val's egg cracked the day before and Filia
had gone into to labor. Imagine… twin boys! Xellos had fainted at the thought,
though he kept a big grin on his face and teased Filia through the whole
birth procedure.
11 months later
Wedding bells sounded through out Seyruun.
The Princess was getting married! It was to a common boy, who just
happened to be the grandson of the late Red Priest Rezo. Seyruun was happy
and Prince Phil was happy too. Another person from the side of justice!
The thoughts of Prince Phil become his father-in-law, sent chills down
Zelgadis' spine.
Zelgadis finally found a cure, which wasn't
as complete as it said it was. Sure he looked human, but he still was made
of stone, had extra sensitive hearing and had his chimera speed. It was
good in a way… he wouldn't have to wouldn't have to worry about Amelia
making him horny out in public…
Two years later…
Lina gave birth to the little Gourin and Gourrina,
the angelic little twin devils made be herself and Gourry. Gourry and she
never decided to marry, the two twins would have a loving two-parent house
hold, though they'd most likely be on the road a lot of the time.
A smile came from in front of a computer screen.
This fiction was finally completed and the fans of Filia Metallium, now
ordained Sylphiel Ul Copt, were happy.
The End!
Sylphiel's Note: Was this abrupt? I have a
habit of doing that heh, heh… Let me know!
