HOLA! I don't own trigun bla bla bla... you get the idea
HI! My name is legato. Legato Bluesummers. You know, being a gung ho gun and knives's right hand man is not all cracked up to be.
It's actually hard, mind numbing, degrading work. First of all I work for a guy named knives and that's pretty degrading in itself. What kind of guy is named knives? Where did rem ever come up with that? I mean, vash is understandable, but knives?! Was she just in the kitchen one day cutting a tomato and decided that the utensil should be her adopted child's namesake. WHAT WAS THIS WOMAN ON????? Anyhow, besides what he's named, knives is really insane. really, really insane. One time we were watching the discovery channel when this spider ate a butterfly. Knives totally flipped out. It was scary!!!! He kept pounding on the TV screen screaming obscenities. When I started to back away he hit me with the hedgehog of shame. Ah yes, the hedgehog of shame. I don't know where he got the idea of throwing a stuffed hedgehog as punishment. Knives is just that kind of guy. Very creative. You'll just be walking along, minding your own business when he will jump out of the bushes screaming "DICIPLINE!" and chuck a hedgehog at you. I speak from experience. Along with the daily hedgehog beatings he also makes me read weird incest fanfics about him and vash. ewww.... Lets just say that my day would be complete without picturing knives and his brother... together.
Also, you know when you have a psycho boss when he cuts off your arm and replaces it with his brothers. Strange... I seriously don't get paid enough for this job! And now I can control things with my mind and her thoughts. This has a plus side and a downside.
The good thing is that I can force any of the gung ho guns to make me ice cream and hot dogs. The bad thing is that I have to listen to people thoughts 24/7 believe me, you don't want to hear the thoughts of the gung ho guns. I had to go into counseling after midvalley
walked in on me when I was showering. I NEVER WANT TO HEAR MIDVALLEY THOUGHTS AGAIN!!!!!!!! Knives also forces me to call him master. I guess he needs an ego boost or something. But how does it make me feel!!!!!! Pretty darn bad!!!!
I have self esteem problems. I've tried to kill myself on numerous occasions but it just doesn't seem to work. I always end up with my head stuck in a toilet with cheese stuck up my nose. Don't ask, I don't know. There is another thing that bothers me about my work... HER!
Who is legato talking about? Why does legato get cheese up his nose when he tries to kill himself? Well I don't know... and if I knew I probably wouldn't tell you because then you would have no reason to read the following chapters!
THATS RIGHT! Following chapters... spooky...
HI! My name is legato. Legato Bluesummers. You know, being a gung ho gun and knives's right hand man is not all cracked up to be.
It's actually hard, mind numbing, degrading work. First of all I work for a guy named knives and that's pretty degrading in itself. What kind of guy is named knives? Where did rem ever come up with that? I mean, vash is understandable, but knives?! Was she just in the kitchen one day cutting a tomato and decided that the utensil should be her adopted child's namesake. WHAT WAS THIS WOMAN ON????? Anyhow, besides what he's named, knives is really insane. really, really insane. One time we were watching the discovery channel when this spider ate a butterfly. Knives totally flipped out. It was scary!!!! He kept pounding on the TV screen screaming obscenities. When I started to back away he hit me with the hedgehog of shame. Ah yes, the hedgehog of shame. I don't know where he got the idea of throwing a stuffed hedgehog as punishment. Knives is just that kind of guy. Very creative. You'll just be walking along, minding your own business when he will jump out of the bushes screaming "DICIPLINE!" and chuck a hedgehog at you. I speak from experience. Along with the daily hedgehog beatings he also makes me read weird incest fanfics about him and vash. ewww.... Lets just say that my day would be complete without picturing knives and his brother... together.
Also, you know when you have a psycho boss when he cuts off your arm and replaces it with his brothers. Strange... I seriously don't get paid enough for this job! And now I can control things with my mind and her thoughts. This has a plus side and a downside.
The good thing is that I can force any of the gung ho guns to make me ice cream and hot dogs. The bad thing is that I have to listen to people thoughts 24/7 believe me, you don't want to hear the thoughts of the gung ho guns. I had to go into counseling after midvalley
walked in on me when I was showering. I NEVER WANT TO HEAR MIDVALLEY THOUGHTS AGAIN!!!!!!!! Knives also forces me to call him master. I guess he needs an ego boost or something. But how does it make me feel!!!!!! Pretty darn bad!!!!
I have self esteem problems. I've tried to kill myself on numerous occasions but it just doesn't seem to work. I always end up with my head stuck in a toilet with cheese stuck up my nose. Don't ask, I don't know. There is another thing that bothers me about my work... HER!
Who is legato talking about? Why does legato get cheese up his nose when he tries to kill himself? Well I don't know... and if I knew I probably wouldn't tell you because then you would have no reason to read the following chapters!
THATS RIGHT! Following chapters... spooky...