Her. Yes her. You're probably all wondering who this her is. Well… her name is rhiannon, a fellow gung ho gun. Knives picked her up in a bar one day. He has a drinking problem; we think it's genetic. Anyhow, she was assigned to stalking vash. Unfortunately she decided that stalking my boss would be much more fun. So we sent kurunekosama to take over for her. She still considers herself a gung ho gun and stalks knives. I think the reason she hasn't been killed yet is because whenever knives come near her she'll latch on to his face until he runs away screaming. Sometimes I feel sorry for the guy. Sometimes we see her being dragged around the house because she refuses to let go of his leg. The gung ho guns always bet on who will tire out first. Usually it's knives. The only person who seems to get along with Rhiannon is Dominique. They usually gang up on us boys and make us clean up the house. I really hate when they do that because they make me clean the toilet. But at least its not e.g. mines job. He gets stuck cleaning kuroneko's litter box. Rhiannon claims she is a plant but not the kind of plant knives and vash are. She will burry her feet in the ground and spray herself with water. I especially hate her because this one time I accidentally wandered into rhiannon's room and saw her sitting with a doll the resembled me and she was pushing a little plastic hot dog into it's stomach. I suddenly got the urge to gorge on the delectable treat I have been afraid times she has good day in which she breaks out yelling "I AM DRIVING WITH MY MIND!!!!!" or "NOOOO NOT THE SOCK DOOM!!" her bad days consist of her mumbling about the invisible trash can people, and of course her hiding in the dryer and when anyone trys to do the laundry she leaps and claws their feet. Sometimes she will sit and wait in my closet until I fall asleep so she can look at my other eye, which is usually hidden behind my hair. when knives isn't there she picks on either me or midvalley. But I think midvalley kinda scares her. I don't blame her though cause he kind of scares me. It's really no fun when she stalks me because sometimes she straps a bucket of yellow paint to my butt with a hole in it so she always knows where I am. You can imagine I get some weird looks from this. I cant take it off because when I start take it off she starts to scream really loudly about how awful and cruel I am. I don't really care about that but it's the high pitch screaming I cant take. I just leave the bucket on.
Rhiannon sings the same song over and over and over again the song is either sound life. Knives likes the song so she doesn't tell her to shut up. Now rhiannon doesn't have a bad voice but when she sings the same song 100 times in row it pretty bad. She also sings this annoying song which is I ma cucumber I am cucumber I ma cucumber I am cucumber I am cucumber please don't take me to the pickle farm. OH NO! She's singing it again! Noooooooooooo!!!!!! Help me!!!!!!!!




Well, how did you like that? Kinda scary huh? Oh! Just a note, I'm not rhiannon!!! My name isn't rhiannon, I don't act like rhiannon and I am not insane. Really! I'm not!!! Don't you believe me!!!!!!!!!