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Disclaimer: In case you didn't read the disclaimers in the last two chapters...none of the characters are mine. They belong to Squaresoft and only to Squaresoft. (___)--Insert heavy sigh of depression here.
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"All right! Everyone here?" Selphie scanned the group, seeing only looked of melancholy and annoyance.
She grinned, ignoring the irritated members and jumped in the air. "Okie! Let's get dancin'! Our first move: shimmies!"
Everyone's eyes widened, Selphie's narrowed. The dance group coughed and did their best shimmies in fear that Selphie would get pissed off at them if they didn't. Squall's looked more like repeatitive shoulder scrunch, something he was good at. Seifer's was somewhat decent, even though the evil scowl on his face didn't really match with the move. Quistis' was quite nice and Selphie wondered if she had taken dance lessons before. Rinoa's was merely ok, not broadway material. Irvine's was...perfect.
"Irvine, where did you learn to dance like that?" Selphie asked.
"I dunno, it's natural, along with my rugged good looks and sexy personalit--"
He was cut off by a smack in the back of head. "Geezus, shut up," Seifer's voice grunted.
"Not my fault you can't shimmy!" Irvine whimpered.
Zell ran in, and saw everyone shimmying. He thought they were doing something else and walked over, "Is there a contagious disease that causes shoulder spasms?"
"...." mumbled Squall as he stopped.
"Ok, sorry," Zell apologized and shimmied for a bit too.
"People! Move those shoulders faster!" Selphie commanded, her shoulders seeming to vibrate more than shake.
"My shoulders hurt!" Rinoa whined.
"Fine. Ok, guys, you're the only ones I need right now, the girls can watch," Selphie motioned Squall, Seifer, Zell, and Irvine to step up.
"What now?" Zell asked, jumping up and down a bit.
"Pelvic thrusts!" Selphie snickered.
Zell stopped jumping. Seifer and Squall looked at Selphie in disbelief. Irvine stood there, a beaming grin on his face. "Don't act stupid! You know what they are!" Rinoa yelled at the men.
"Oh please..." Seifer said, rolling his eyes.
"Enough talk! And one!" Selphie ordered, thrusting her hips forward.
Irvine imitated it perfectly. Seifer stood there while Squall tried to sneak away. Zell glared at Irvine and shoved his pelvis forward, trying to match him. Quistis and Rinoa giggled. Squall jumped off the stage, but Zell grabbed him, "You gotta suffer with me!"
Seifer took advantage of this and tried to run off, but Irvine stopped him. "Aw, come on, it's not that bad! The girls love it!" Irvine said with a wink
Seifer blinked at him and then sighed, returning to the stage. "Stop trying to run off and work those hips! And one! And two!" Selphie laughed.
Squall rolled his eyes and did a thrust, causing Rinoa to faint. Quistis coughed a bit and looked away, but couldn't help taking a peek at what Seifer was doing. Slowly, one by one, the men became more excited with the movement until Selphie had to force them to stop. "Now we all gotta do sound effects! Everyone, go 'HOY'!"
"HOY!" grunted the guys.
Selphie giggled and called the girls up. "Okie, we're gonna still work on the hips! Except the girls are gonna shake those bon bons!"
Rinoa fainted...again. "Leave her, she couldn't dance anyways," Selphie muttered.
"Can I have her costume then?" Quistis asked.
"Sure!" Selphie chimed, "Ok, NOW SHAKE THOSE HIPS! And one and two and one and two! FASTER!"
Quistis looked around, "Hey wait, Selphie, I'm the only girl besides you."
"Exactly!" Selphie exclaimed.
Quistis shrugged and shook her hips side to side, the guys' staring at her, mouths open. Seifer wiped the drool from his lips, "Damn! I shoulda gotten with her when I got the chance!"
"Forget Rinoa! Quistis is mine!" Squall warned.
"What are you talking about? She likes me more!" Zell screamed.
"Selphie's the hottest!" Irvine screamed at the two of them.
Selphie smiled and winked at Irvine. "I think we got the hip shaking down. Now let's get this dance together!"
Everyone once again met at the center of the stage. "Mmk, first we start out with Seifer. He walks on stage in a strut like this..." Selphie demonstrates. "And then Quistis comes in and shakes her hips like we just practiced. Quistis has to act hard to get. Then Squall and Zell come in. They'll do a little number on the side, I'll show you what later. Irvine will come up and do a little dance on his own. Seifer and Quistis will join Squall and Zell then."
The group looked at Selphie and then nodded, not really knowing what was going on, but still nodding. Selphie grinned and showed everyone their places. "Ok, I don't have a song to dance to yet..."
Groans. "But! I'm gonna have Squall write us a song!"
"Pardon?" Squall said, seemingly not hearing right.
"You're gonna write us a song!" Selphie repeated.
"...whatever."
Seifer stepped up, "How's this?
"I never knew what I hated until I saw you.
"I wanted to chop you up good.
"From your head to your toes, and I wanted to slice you up goo--"
"Uh..I don't think so, Seifer," Selphie interrupted, "Squall, I chose you because I think you need to show a little more enthusiam! Teehee!"
"Can't we just dance to another song? One that's already been made?" Quistis asked.
"Oh fine! Let's see...How about 'Chained to You' by Savage Garden?" Selphie said thoughtfully.
"Sounds good to me," Quistis agreed.
"...whatever."
"I still think my 'Chop You Up Good' was better."
"Wait! How about 'Kung Fu Fighting' by Bus Stop Feat?" Selphie suggested.
"YEAH!" Zell said happily, leaping into the air and kicking out.
His kick hit Seifer square on the nose and managing to knock him in a coma-like state. "Oh crap."
Squall looked over Seifer, "Good going, Zell. You should do that more often."
"I should, shouldn't I?" Zell grinned, rubbing the back of his head.
Disclaimer: In case you didn't read the disclaimers in the last two chapters...none of the characters are mine. They belong to Squaresoft and only to Squaresoft. (___)--Insert heavy sigh of depression here.
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"All right! Everyone here?" Selphie scanned the group, seeing only looked of melancholy and annoyance.
She grinned, ignoring the irritated members and jumped in the air. "Okie! Let's get dancin'! Our first move: shimmies!"
Everyone's eyes widened, Selphie's narrowed. The dance group coughed and did their best shimmies in fear that Selphie would get pissed off at them if they didn't. Squall's looked more like repeatitive shoulder scrunch, something he was good at. Seifer's was somewhat decent, even though the evil scowl on his face didn't really match with the move. Quistis' was quite nice and Selphie wondered if she had taken dance lessons before. Rinoa's was merely ok, not broadway material. Irvine's was...perfect.
"Irvine, where did you learn to dance like that?" Selphie asked.
"I dunno, it's natural, along with my rugged good looks and sexy personalit--"
He was cut off by a smack in the back of head. "Geezus, shut up," Seifer's voice grunted.
"Not my fault you can't shimmy!" Irvine whimpered.
Zell ran in, and saw everyone shimmying. He thought they were doing something else and walked over, "Is there a contagious disease that causes shoulder spasms?"
"...." mumbled Squall as he stopped.
"Ok, sorry," Zell apologized and shimmied for a bit too.
"People! Move those shoulders faster!" Selphie commanded, her shoulders seeming to vibrate more than shake.
"My shoulders hurt!" Rinoa whined.
"Fine. Ok, guys, you're the only ones I need right now, the girls can watch," Selphie motioned Squall, Seifer, Zell, and Irvine to step up.
"What now?" Zell asked, jumping up and down a bit.
"Pelvic thrusts!" Selphie snickered.
Zell stopped jumping. Seifer and Squall looked at Selphie in disbelief. Irvine stood there, a beaming grin on his face. "Don't act stupid! You know what they are!" Rinoa yelled at the men.
"Oh please..." Seifer said, rolling his eyes.
"Enough talk! And one!" Selphie ordered, thrusting her hips forward.
Irvine imitated it perfectly. Seifer stood there while Squall tried to sneak away. Zell glared at Irvine and shoved his pelvis forward, trying to match him. Quistis and Rinoa giggled. Squall jumped off the stage, but Zell grabbed him, "You gotta suffer with me!"
Seifer took advantage of this and tried to run off, but Irvine stopped him. "Aw, come on, it's not that bad! The girls love it!" Irvine said with a wink
Seifer blinked at him and then sighed, returning to the stage. "Stop trying to run off and work those hips! And one! And two!" Selphie laughed.
Squall rolled his eyes and did a thrust, causing Rinoa to faint. Quistis coughed a bit and looked away, but couldn't help taking a peek at what Seifer was doing. Slowly, one by one, the men became more excited with the movement until Selphie had to force them to stop. "Now we all gotta do sound effects! Everyone, go 'HOY'!"
"HOY!" grunted the guys.
Selphie giggled and called the girls up. "Okie, we're gonna still work on the hips! Except the girls are gonna shake those bon bons!"
Rinoa fainted...again. "Leave her, she couldn't dance anyways," Selphie muttered.
"Can I have her costume then?" Quistis asked.
"Sure!" Selphie chimed, "Ok, NOW SHAKE THOSE HIPS! And one and two and one and two! FASTER!"
Quistis looked around, "Hey wait, Selphie, I'm the only girl besides you."
"Exactly!" Selphie exclaimed.
Quistis shrugged and shook her hips side to side, the guys' staring at her, mouths open. Seifer wiped the drool from his lips, "Damn! I shoulda gotten with her when I got the chance!"
"Forget Rinoa! Quistis is mine!" Squall warned.
"What are you talking about? She likes me more!" Zell screamed.
"Selphie's the hottest!" Irvine screamed at the two of them.
Selphie smiled and winked at Irvine. "I think we got the hip shaking down. Now let's get this dance together!"
Everyone once again met at the center of the stage. "Mmk, first we start out with Seifer. He walks on stage in a strut like this..." Selphie demonstrates. "And then Quistis comes in and shakes her hips like we just practiced. Quistis has to act hard to get. Then Squall and Zell come in. They'll do a little number on the side, I'll show you what later. Irvine will come up and do a little dance on his own. Seifer and Quistis will join Squall and Zell then."
The group looked at Selphie and then nodded, not really knowing what was going on, but still nodding. Selphie grinned and showed everyone their places. "Ok, I don't have a song to dance to yet..."
Groans. "But! I'm gonna have Squall write us a song!"
"Pardon?" Squall said, seemingly not hearing right.
"You're gonna write us a song!" Selphie repeated.
"...whatever."
Seifer stepped up, "How's this?
"I never knew what I hated until I saw you.
"I wanted to chop you up good.
"From your head to your toes, and I wanted to slice you up goo--"
"Uh..I don't think so, Seifer," Selphie interrupted, "Squall, I chose you because I think you need to show a little more enthusiam! Teehee!"
"Can't we just dance to another song? One that's already been made?" Quistis asked.
"Oh fine! Let's see...How about 'Chained to You' by Savage Garden?" Selphie said thoughtfully.
"Sounds good to me," Quistis agreed.
"...whatever."
"I still think my 'Chop You Up Good' was better."
"Wait! How about 'Kung Fu Fighting' by Bus Stop Feat?" Selphie suggested.
"YEAH!" Zell said happily, leaping into the air and kicking out.
His kick hit Seifer square on the nose and managing to knock him in a coma-like state. "Oh crap."
Squall looked over Seifer, "Good going, Zell. You should do that more often."
"I should, shouldn't I?" Zell grinned, rubbing the back of his head.