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Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me, but the story does...I think Forgive the lyrics if their wrong, I couldn't find them, so I just listened to the song over and over again. Kung Fu Fighting is © Bus Stop Feat. I don't intend to discriminate anyone in these actions, I'm just trying to think of dance moves to the lyrics. It would be a lot funnier if I could show you the whole dance, but unfortunately, the characters aren't real and I don't have a web cam. Poo.
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Ooooh...
Seifer struts out.
Ooooh...
Quistis steps out.
Ooooh...
Seifer beckons her to come up.
Ooooh...
Quistis smirks and walks up to him.
Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!
Seifer punches in the air while Quistis watches.
Oh those kids were fast as lightning!
Quistis imitates the punches, her punches in sync with the words.
In fact it was a little bit frightening
Seifer shies away from Quistis a little.
But they fought with expert timing!
Seifer and Quistis spar with each other.
They were funky China men
Squall and Zell strut out, stopping at the sides and stroking pretend beards.
From funky China Town
Clap hands over head to imitate a pagoda. Egyptian head thang.
They were chopping them up
Irvine and Selphie hop out and run between Seifer and Quistis, giving a "Bring it on" look.
They were chopping them down
Quistis and Seifer pretend to karate chop Irvine and Selphie down.
It's an ancient Chinese art
Quistis and Seifer go into a fighting stance.
And everybody does their part
Selphie and Irvine hop from side to side.
They make a fainted little slip
Selphie pretends to dodge Irvine. Irvine follows through with his pretend punch and falls down.
And they kick you from the hip!
Seifer looks over at Irvine and Quistis kicks his hip
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
*Beginning of the Kung-fu Macarena* Everyone: punch punch.
HUH!
Pelvic thrust from the guys.
Those kids were fast as lightning!
Kick Kick
HUH!
Thrust hips.
In fact it was a little bit frightening,
Hands on bootys, swiiing! Jump-pivot.
HOU!
Jump kick.
But they fought with expert timing.
Jump pivot. Hands on back of head.
HUH!
Guys do a pelvic thrust (prrrf..) Girls swing their hips to the guys seductively.
Oooh...
Squall and Zell look at each other, noticing that a verse is missing. They shrug and continued to shrug their shoulders from side to side, along with the beat.
HUH!
Selphie and Irvine do what Squall and Zell are doing, but kick out.
Ooooh...
Seifer is in a cowboy riding a horse position, hands on the back of his head. His knees are bent slightly, and his upper body is still. He stands on the balls of his feet, heels moving from side to side and stepping on the ground at the sound of the drum. *sorry, couldn't describe it very well.*
HA!
Rinoa jumps in suddenly, swinging her hips to the side at Squall.
Oooh...
Selphie glares at Rinoa and lips out, "What are you DOING?!"
HUH!
Zell and Irvine pretend nothing's going on and continue with the pelvic thrusts on cue.
Ooooh...
Selphie stamps over to Rinoa, tackling her and knocking Squall over.
HA!
Squall, Rinoa, and Selphie fall onto the ground with a thud. Zell runs over to check and Irvine kicks him over the stage.
Everybody was Kung-fu fighting!
Seifer and Quistis look over their shoulders, trying to see what's going on.
HUH!
You know....hehe.
Oh yeah, those kids were fast as lightning
Kick Kick. Jump-pivot. Irvine runs up next to Quistis and winks at her.
HAH!
Seifer glares at Irvine.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Hands on bon bons, SWIIING! Jump-pivot. Irvine winks at Quistis again.
HOU!
Plevic thrust.
Make sure you fight with expert timing!
Irvine sticks his tongue out at Seifer. Seifer takes this as the straw that broke the camel's back and storms over to Irvine.
HUH!
Seifer punches, Irvine dodges.
Ooooh...
Quistis looks at the two, then lip syncs.
HU--
Music is cut off by Selphie. A pile of bodies next to the boombox. Zell's leg twitches as Squall mumbles, "...."
Rinoa slides out from under Zell. Selphie's hair is in disarray. Seifer and Irvine are duking it out as Quistis yells at them to stop. "I think that went rather well," Selphie said with a smile, "But it needs a little work...TAKE IT FROM THE TOP PEOPLE!"
"Arg..." Squall groaned.
[See ya next chapter!--Bink, the cat who can type]
Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me, but the story does...I think Forgive the lyrics if their wrong, I couldn't find them, so I just listened to the song over and over again. Kung Fu Fighting is © Bus Stop Feat. I don't intend to discriminate anyone in these actions, I'm just trying to think of dance moves to the lyrics. It would be a lot funnier if I could show you the whole dance, but unfortunately, the characters aren't real and I don't have a web cam. Poo.
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Ooooh...
Seifer struts out.
Ooooh...
Quistis steps out.
Ooooh...
Seifer beckons her to come up.
Ooooh...
Quistis smirks and walks up to him.
Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!
Seifer punches in the air while Quistis watches.
Oh those kids were fast as lightning!
Quistis imitates the punches, her punches in sync with the words.
In fact it was a little bit frightening
Seifer shies away from Quistis a little.
But they fought with expert timing!
Seifer and Quistis spar with each other.
They were funky China men
Squall and Zell strut out, stopping at the sides and stroking pretend beards.
From funky China Town
Clap hands over head to imitate a pagoda. Egyptian head thang.
They were chopping them up
Irvine and Selphie hop out and run between Seifer and Quistis, giving a "Bring it on" look.
They were chopping them down
Quistis and Seifer pretend to karate chop Irvine and Selphie down.
It's an ancient Chinese art
Quistis and Seifer go into a fighting stance.
And everybody does their part
Selphie and Irvine hop from side to side.
They make a fainted little slip
Selphie pretends to dodge Irvine. Irvine follows through with his pretend punch and falls down.
And they kick you from the hip!
Seifer looks over at Irvine and Quistis kicks his hip
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
*Beginning of the Kung-fu Macarena* Everyone: punch punch.
HUH!
Pelvic thrust from the guys.
Those kids were fast as lightning!
Kick Kick
HUH!
Thrust hips.
In fact it was a little bit frightening,
Hands on bootys, swiiing! Jump-pivot.
HOU!
Jump kick.
But they fought with expert timing.
Jump pivot. Hands on back of head.
HUH!
Guys do a pelvic thrust (prrrf..) Girls swing their hips to the guys seductively.
Oooh...
Squall and Zell look at each other, noticing that a verse is missing. They shrug and continued to shrug their shoulders from side to side, along with the beat.
HUH!
Selphie and Irvine do what Squall and Zell are doing, but kick out.
Ooooh...
Seifer is in a cowboy riding a horse position, hands on the back of his head. His knees are bent slightly, and his upper body is still. He stands on the balls of his feet, heels moving from side to side and stepping on the ground at the sound of the drum. *sorry, couldn't describe it very well.*
HA!
Rinoa jumps in suddenly, swinging her hips to the side at Squall.
Oooh...
Selphie glares at Rinoa and lips out, "What are you DOING?!"
HUH!
Zell and Irvine pretend nothing's going on and continue with the pelvic thrusts on cue.
Ooooh...
Selphie stamps over to Rinoa, tackling her and knocking Squall over.
HA!
Squall, Rinoa, and Selphie fall onto the ground with a thud. Zell runs over to check and Irvine kicks him over the stage.
Everybody was Kung-fu fighting!
Seifer and Quistis look over their shoulders, trying to see what's going on.
HUH!
You know....hehe.
Oh yeah, those kids were fast as lightning
Kick Kick. Jump-pivot. Irvine runs up next to Quistis and winks at her.
HAH!
Seifer glares at Irvine.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Hands on bon bons, SWIIING! Jump-pivot. Irvine winks at Quistis again.
HOU!
Plevic thrust.
Make sure you fight with expert timing!
Irvine sticks his tongue out at Seifer. Seifer takes this as the straw that broke the camel's back and storms over to Irvine.
HUH!
Seifer punches, Irvine dodges.
Ooooh...
Quistis looks at the two, then lip syncs.
HU--
Music is cut off by Selphie. A pile of bodies next to the boombox. Zell's leg twitches as Squall mumbles, "...."
Rinoa slides out from under Zell. Selphie's hair is in disarray. Seifer and Irvine are duking it out as Quistis yells at them to stop. "I think that went rather well," Selphie said with a smile, "But it needs a little work...TAKE IT FROM THE TOP PEOPLE!"
"Arg..." Squall groaned.
[See ya next chapter!--Bink, the cat who can type]