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Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me, but the story does...I think Forgive the lyrics if their wrong, I couldn't find them, so I just listened to the song over and over again. Kung Fu Fighting is © Bus Stop Feat. I don't intend to discriminate anyone in these actions, I'm just trying to think of dance moves to the lyrics. It would be a lot funnier if I could show you the whole dance, but unfortunately, the characters aren't real and I don't have a web cam. Poo.
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"My God, look at that crowd..." Squall grumbled as he peeked out the curtain.
"Getting nervous, puberty boy?" Seifer asked, tapping his bare foot on the wooden stage.
"...." Squall replied and pushed his way past Seifer, who was smirking at him mockingly.
"Squaaaaaaaaaall!!" Rinoa screeched as she tackled him to the ground.
'Man, she's heavier than I thought,' Squall's mind said to himself.
"Squall! Tell Selphie that she's a meany poo-poo head and she should let me dance!"
"...Whatever," was Squall's answer.
The brunnette walks over to a small crowd of Balamb students, also performing for the talen show. The backstage was dimly lit, which was contrasted well with the over-lighted stage. Squall couldn't even look out without getting blinding, how could he possibly dance? Quistis talked with Selphie, apparently trying to talk her out of the dance. Something about "too much focus around the pelvic area." Selphie, being incredibly stubborn, said that those moves were going to win them the contest. The blonde whispered in her ear and Selphie's eyes widened. She dashed off the stage, heading to the dorms. Quistis chuckled and turned her attention to Zell, who indignantly and nonchalanty gave his butt a small scratch, thinking no one would notice. Seifer piped up, not being the one to hold back an embarassing moment for Zell, "Hey Zell, how 'bout I give your ass a scratch with my foot?"
Zell's eyes brightened, "Oh, that would be so nice, Seifer!"
Slapping his forehead, Seifer mumbled something about Zell being an idiot, gay, and a momma's boy. Before Zell could comprehend the mumbling, Selphie burst in, dragging a whining, kicking, screaming Irvine behind her, "We're on! We're on!"
Everyone's eyes widened in disbelief. None of them thought they were the first act, but there was no turning back now. Selphie pushed them on stage and had to help Squall get up, since Rinoa was clinging onto his lower leg and refused to leg go. Hobbling on stage, Squall stood with the rest as Selphie presented them to the enormous crowd. Seifer stood, arms crossed and looking all bad ass. Quistis rolled her eyes and relaxed her hands on her hips. Zell looked around nervously, scratching his rump every so often. Irvine looked from side to side nervously, with one of those anime sweat drops. After the overly long introduction containing the overuse of "tee-hee"s and "booyaka"s, Selphie skipped back stage followed by the rest. Pressing the 'power' button to the boombox, the music started, but then stopped abruptly.
Giving the boombox an encouraging kick, Selphie grumbled while Seifer just pointed and laughed. Zell complained that he was hungry as Squall bent down to examine the device. Irvine threatened to shoot the box, but with that, it began playing. Scurrying to their places, Seifer began his move, followed by Quistis. By the time the second line of music was done, it stopped once again. Loud groans are heard from back stage, and then suddenly, the Barney theme starts playing. Looking at each other helplessly, Quistis and Seifer look at each other, then at the crowd, back at each other, and then at the crowd once more. Selphie hissed choice profanities under her breath as she tried to turn off the boombox, but it was gone. For a whole minute, Quistis and Seifer swayed back and forth, lip syncing the words the best they could. Much shouting of certain unmentionable words were heard from the backstage as Selphie screamed her vocal cords out.
Suddenly, Irvine comes running out, a metal chair followed closely behind, just barely missing the cowboy as it tumbled over the stage into the crowd. Assuming they knew what was going on, the group started chanting, "JER-RY JER-RY!"
Catching on, Quistis and Seifer pulled up chairs and sat down, Zell skipping in as host and they started a whole little episode with arguing, profanity, and chair-throwing. They were rewarded with a round of applause when the right song finally came up. Sitting up quickly, the group began to dance the best they could, basically winging the whole thing. Instead of pretending to punch him, Selphie tried with all her heart to give Irvine a black eye for ruining the song. Again, they were positively reinforced as the whole crowd jeered and some called for an encore. Zell stood up and started dancing, but not for long as Selphie and Squall dragged him away and Quistis, Seifer, and a thoroughly frightened Irvine followed.
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It's almost over, one more chapter!
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Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me, but the story does...I think Forgive the lyrics if their wrong, I couldn't find them, so I just listened to the song over and over again. Kung Fu Fighting is © Bus Stop Feat. I don't intend to discriminate anyone in these actions, I'm just trying to think of dance moves to the lyrics. It would be a lot funnier if I could show you the whole dance, but unfortunately, the characters aren't real and I don't have a web cam. Poo.
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"My God, look at that crowd..." Squall grumbled as he peeked out the curtain.
"Getting nervous, puberty boy?" Seifer asked, tapping his bare foot on the wooden stage.
"...." Squall replied and pushed his way past Seifer, who was smirking at him mockingly.
"Squaaaaaaaaaall!!" Rinoa screeched as she tackled him to the ground.
'Man, she's heavier than I thought,' Squall's mind said to himself.
"Squall! Tell Selphie that she's a meany poo-poo head and she should let me dance!"
"...Whatever," was Squall's answer.
The brunnette walks over to a small crowd of Balamb students, also performing for the talen show. The backstage was dimly lit, which was contrasted well with the over-lighted stage. Squall couldn't even look out without getting blinding, how could he possibly dance? Quistis talked with Selphie, apparently trying to talk her out of the dance. Something about "too much focus around the pelvic area." Selphie, being incredibly stubborn, said that those moves were going to win them the contest. The blonde whispered in her ear and Selphie's eyes widened. She dashed off the stage, heading to the dorms. Quistis chuckled and turned her attention to Zell, who indignantly and nonchalanty gave his butt a small scratch, thinking no one would notice. Seifer piped up, not being the one to hold back an embarassing moment for Zell, "Hey Zell, how 'bout I give your ass a scratch with my foot?"
Zell's eyes brightened, "Oh, that would be so nice, Seifer!"
Slapping his forehead, Seifer mumbled something about Zell being an idiot, gay, and a momma's boy. Before Zell could comprehend the mumbling, Selphie burst in, dragging a whining, kicking, screaming Irvine behind her, "We're on! We're on!"
Everyone's eyes widened in disbelief. None of them thought they were the first act, but there was no turning back now. Selphie pushed them on stage and had to help Squall get up, since Rinoa was clinging onto his lower leg and refused to leg go. Hobbling on stage, Squall stood with the rest as Selphie presented them to the enormous crowd. Seifer stood, arms crossed and looking all bad ass. Quistis rolled her eyes and relaxed her hands on her hips. Zell looked around nervously, scratching his rump every so often. Irvine looked from side to side nervously, with one of those anime sweat drops. After the overly long introduction containing the overuse of "tee-hee"s and "booyaka"s, Selphie skipped back stage followed by the rest. Pressing the 'power' button to the boombox, the music started, but then stopped abruptly.
Giving the boombox an encouraging kick, Selphie grumbled while Seifer just pointed and laughed. Zell complained that he was hungry as Squall bent down to examine the device. Irvine threatened to shoot the box, but with that, it began playing. Scurrying to their places, Seifer began his move, followed by Quistis. By the time the second line of music was done, it stopped once again. Loud groans are heard from back stage, and then suddenly, the Barney theme starts playing. Looking at each other helplessly, Quistis and Seifer look at each other, then at the crowd, back at each other, and then at the crowd once more. Selphie hissed choice profanities under her breath as she tried to turn off the boombox, but it was gone. For a whole minute, Quistis and Seifer swayed back and forth, lip syncing the words the best they could. Much shouting of certain unmentionable words were heard from the backstage as Selphie screamed her vocal cords out.
Suddenly, Irvine comes running out, a metal chair followed closely behind, just barely missing the cowboy as it tumbled over the stage into the crowd. Assuming they knew what was going on, the group started chanting, "JER-RY JER-RY!"
Catching on, Quistis and Seifer pulled up chairs and sat down, Zell skipping in as host and they started a whole little episode with arguing, profanity, and chair-throwing. They were rewarded with a round of applause when the right song finally came up. Sitting up quickly, the group began to dance the best they could, basically winging the whole thing. Instead of pretending to punch him, Selphie tried with all her heart to give Irvine a black eye for ruining the song. Again, they were positively reinforced as the whole crowd jeered and some called for an encore. Zell stood up and started dancing, but not for long as Selphie and Squall dragged him away and Quistis, Seifer, and a thoroughly frightened Irvine followed.
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It's almost over, one more chapter!
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