Vegeta looks over and smiles as he sees the pink bear splat on the ground, "Humph, I thought there would be more blood than that." Vegeta feels a light tug on his leg, and looks down. Only to see a blue bear looking up at him, "What the hell are you supposed to be?"
"My name is Happy Bear, I am the leader of care bears."
Vegeta looks in disgust, "God, there are more of you?! Vegeta steps back.
"That was not a very nice thing to say, and yes, there are more of my bears."
Vegeta kicks the little bear, "Get the heck away from me you little freak." Vegeta backs away. "Now, how the hell do I get out of this place…"? Vegeta looks around and sees the little bear running back for reinforcements. "Hahaha…coward." Vegeta looks around, noticing that this is not his real world he decides to explore this 'happy place.' After a few moments of exploration, he finds the bear from earlier standing in front of him, "What the hell do you want…" Standing behind the pink bear are hundreds of colorful bears. "My God…"
"We have come for you Vegeta,' said the pink leader of the bears, 'to get revenge." All of the bears behind him start chanting, "revenge."
Vegeta laughs, and powers up. "Dou you really think you can defeat me?" Vegeta blows up a few of the care bears as the rest watch in horror at all of the blood.
The care bear leader shrieks, "RETREAT!" and all of the care bears scatter across the clouds, hiding from Vegeta.
"Humph, so I guess I shall have to take you out one by one…" Vegeta walks around blowing up the all care bears he can find. "Damn it, I can't feel their energy…." After many hours of searching for the small creatures, Vegeta decides to blow up the whole city.
Meanwhile hiding in a dark corner Happy Bear spreads word to all of the care bears, to attack Vegeta. Just as Vegeta prepares for an attack, and all of the care bears pop out of their hiding places, and yell, "CARE BEAR STARE!!!" And a rainbow of colors, hearts, and flowers, and other happy thing shoot from the sign on their stomachs, and block Vegeta's attack.
Vegeta dodges the attacks coming near him, "Where the hell did they get those kinds of powers…no matter, I'm still much stronger." While the care bears still try to regain energy after the last attack, Vegeta blows them all up. "Haha, that was too easy,' Vegeta looks around at the bloodbath, 'haha." Vegeta land on the clouds to get a better view at what he has done. But, one of the care bears caught Vegeta off guard, and touched his leg, "What the hell do you think you are doing?" And with that, Vegeta steps or the bear's head crushing it.
"Humph, that's what you get for touching Vegeta." Vegeta suddenly feels him self being lifted into the air, then find himself in his own world, looking directly at Trunks, and Bulma, "How in the hell did I end up here?"
Bulma looks at Vegeta's leg, "What happened?"
Vegeta looks down at the pink heart "tattoo" on his leg, "Aaaahhhh! WHAT DID THOSE FREAKS DO TO ME?!?!"
Bulma and Trunks fall over laughing.
Vegeta looks at them, "stop laughing, atop it or I will blow your heads off!' It gets silent. "…I'll never be the same."
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There ya go folks, the reason why Vegeta never wears shorts, in public.