TITLE: "Strange Animal" (1/1) FICLET
AUTHOR: Marie-Claude Danis
EMAIL: mc@verticalcrawl.com
RATING: PG
PAIRING: Spike/Xander
SUMMARY: Just a lil ficlet. Ages ago I dared my friend, famed Spike/Xander author Alexandria Brown, to write our boys going to an 80s party. The outcome of that was her silly little "I Ran". Meanwhile, I wrote a little thing too, and it's been kicking around my hard drive since. I figured, what the hell. Just a warning though, this has absolutely no redeeming value. Like that's ever stopped you peeps from reading :)
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"You know, attending this party actually precludes us being in the same zip code."
"I'm coming out! Keep your pants on. Geez."
"Come on, let's see it."
Spike came out, a stern look on his face. Xander stifled a chuckle. "You look... Well. Fluffy."
"One Duran Duran comment and I'll smack you till your ears ring."
"Understood. Now get your ass in gear, William."
"You're gonna pay for this."
"For the record, this was YOUR idea, pal. I'm just happy you sport the Flock of Seagull hair so well."
"Till your *ears* *ring*."
"Alright! Alright... Sheesh, you New Romantics are so touchy! -- OW! Don't hit!"
"Women."
"Like the dress?"
"You're shagging a guy, but you have no qualms dressing up in drags for a costume party. Labels, my friend. You're pushing your luck."
"I saw you watch me put on the shoes."
"Wha? You have nice legs."
"Spii-iike..."
"Shut it. Don't even say it."
"I'm bound in interesting ways, Spike."
"Xander. Please. Moving on."
"Spiii-key..."
"Get away from me! Aah!"
END