Alriiiiight!! chapta 2!!
WHEEE!! Again, all Zim related things belong to dah all mighty tallest JHONEN
VASQUEZ!! all Nick stuff, belongs its shitty self....
Oh,
and Kleo Neko, Invader Kit, Bayleef14, Atremis Ostrogoth, Tiger Goddess, Crying
Child, Rae spooky-ooky, and Ferohgo dah weasel assassin belong to their cool
and Zim-worthy selves. ^_^ GO YOU ZIM PEOPLE!! (or aliens..whatever you are
^_^)
chapter
2 was a little too long, so I cut it in half...I did it for YOU! OK? FOR YOU!!
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*We last left our herioen..Ummm...doin
stuff..yeah...*
Spooky logged online into a Zim chatroom
where she was sure fans like herself where on the verge of breaking down. It
was pretty packed, but a selected few where talking of revenge and torture apon
Nick. Kleo, Kit, Bayleef, Atemis, Tiger, Dah CryinChild, Rae, and Ferohgo.
"We
must do somthing! Nick cannot get away with this..this.." Kleo typed.
"Unjustly act?" Tiger finished. *Bayleef*"But what can we do?!?". *Rae* "I can try to
e-mail Nick a computer virus". *Atremis* "and get thrown in jail?
Noo...we must do somthin for the occasion". *Child* "But
what?". *Spooky* "People! I
have a plan that cannot fail!". *Kit* "What?". *Spooky*
"total and brutal revenge!" *Tiger* "But...how would we do that?"
*Spooky* "well, I live near Orlando, all I must do is teleport you all to
my location." *Atemis* "Oh yeah...reeeaaallly simple." *Spooky*
"no really, here...you should all be teleported over here.... now!".
And
with the flip of a switch (literally), they where all teleported to Spooky's
location. "Whoa, how did you do dat?" Kleo asked. "I have a
teleporter-thing-a-ma-jig hooked up to my computer." Spooky replied.
"where did you get it?" Ferohgo asked. "This is a fanfic,
remember?" Spooky replied. "Oh yeah, okee." Ferohgo said.
(ok,
im changin the format to this..so, don't get lost ok?)
Kit:
so, what's your plan spooky?
Spooky:
We attack Nickelodeon and seek revenge on all the other Nick toons!!
Rae:
ummm, sounds kinda.....brutal.
Child:
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!! LETS GOOOO!!!
Bayleaf:
but how are we going to get there? And how will we blow them up?
Spooky:
*waves her magical pencil around* TA-DA!! *Suddenly, a docking bay appears in
her backyard*
Bay
leaf: that will do.
Inside
the large docking bay was a large, black and purple Irken fleet ship. Inside
the fleet ship, the walls where painted purple and several chairs and machines,
all blinking and beeping...and stuff.
Kit:
ooooooooooh, its pretty.
Artemis:
ALL RIIIGHT!! TIME TO KICK SOME NICK AZZ!! LETS GOOOOOO!!!!
Spooky:
ALRIGHT PEOPLE! LETS MOVE OUT!
Tiger:
I CALL SHOT GUN!!! *Literally hehe*
And
so, with a rumble, and a few crashes into houses and causing fires, plus
hitting lil' old ladies, they where off to Orlando, where the un-suspecting
victim known only as Nickelodeon was keeping Invader Zim and crew as prisoners!
*Gasp! *
*IZ
crew is tied up, along with Jhonen (oh, oh, they are gonna die now..Oh yeah)*
Zim:
*trying to get out of ropes* GRRRRR!! It's no use! these ropes are binded too
tight!
Regie
*from rocket losers*: That's because their magic ropes! Made by the fairly off
parents!! AAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Gir:
YAAA WE'RE DOOMED!!
Dib:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? We're about to be killed by Nick-Toons!
Gir:
Ooooh...YAY!!
Timmy:
Oh, we're not going to kill you...WE'RE GONNA EAT YOU!!!
Jhonen:
THE HELL?!? ?Your going to eat us?!? WHY?!?!?
Wanda:
We're tired of having you sickly good-humored and well-drawn things cramping
our successfully corny atmosphere!! Its toons like you that make us vomit!!
AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Otto:
And besides! We're not evil and vile creatures for nuttin..NOW PREPARE TO DIE!!
Suddenly all the odd parent's and
Rocket loser toons turn into blood thirsty, rabid snake/weasel beasts with foam
pouring from their mouths, sharp razor teeth, and halitosis. (what? halitosis
is scary!!)
As
the menacing, evil vomit creatures where coming closer to the IZ crew, the nine
faithful fans come crashing through the door waving around laser guns and such.
Child:
GET AWAY FROM THEM YOU BASTARDS!!
Kleo:
OR ELSE! *holds up giant laser gun*
The
creature toons turn suddenly, foam spewing and hissing away in some sort of
demon voices.
Twister:
LETSSSSS GET THEEMMMM!!! GAAAAAARRGGGGG!!!!
Atemis:
THE HELL?!? (runs as he is chased by the rabid Twister)
Bayleaf:
DIE YOU FREAK OF NATURE!! (starts shooting at Reggie rocket with her laser gun)
Reggie: AHAHAHAHA!! YOUR PITIFUL LAZERS CANNOT DESTROY A DEMON CREATURE!!
Bayleaf: eep (runs as the Reggie punches nearer) Bayleaf runs until she finds a
bucket of tartar sauce *just don't ask*, deciding that she had no last resorts
she threw the sauce apon Reggie. Reggie: AHHHHHHH!!! THE SAAAUUUSE!! THE
SAAAAAAAUSE!!!(melts) Bayleaf: BOOYAH!! SCORE ONE FOR DAH LEAF!!
*with
Kit*
The
hellish fiend, squid, cornered Kit. Squid: HIISSSSSSSS!! I'LL EAT YOUR EYES!!
Kit: eww..thats nasty you freak!! *throws a 2x4 at Otto's head* Squid: *catches
the 2x4 in his mouth, chops down, and eats the entire thing* HISSSSSSSS!! Kit:
Oh Sh*t...ummm...*looks around*. Squid: *Crawling closer...his razor teeth
opening wide and foam dripping out*. Kit: *finally having no other resorts,
zaps at his feet with her laser, melting his feet into the concrete.* THIS IS
FOR ZIM!! *punches Squid in the face* Squid: x_x
*with Artemis and Rae*
Rae:
*starts shooting like mad at the growling and hissing Twister* AAAAAHHHHH!!!
(blam blam blam) Twister: *dodges each one* HIIISSSSSSSS!!! GAAAAAAAA!!!*
charges strait forward and knocks Rae down* Rae: AHHHHH!! HES GONNA EAT ME
EYES!!. *suddenly, Artemis come to the rescue and tackles Twister, then shoots
him right in the middle* Twister: AHHHHHHHH!!! x_x.
And just to make this go by faster, lets just
say Otto meets a blender up close and personal thanks to CryingChild and Tiger
goddess. But! All that was left where the reason for all of the InvaderZim
fans.....the odd parents...
Timmy:
I must say, I'm glad you've saved us the trouble of destroying those rocket
losers, now
all that's left is you......(bad
line yes.)
Spooky:
Shut up!! Its time for you to DIE!!
Wanda:
I think not!!!
Suddenly,
the three demons of Nick join together, forming a giant, pink,
horrifying...umm...beast thingy!!!
Zim:
SHIT!!!
all:
-_0
Gir:
ooooooooooooh!!! Pretty!!
Kleo:
NOW WHAT DO WE DOOOO?!?!?
Ferohgo:
pray for dear life?
Kit:
you no help..-_-…
As
the giant pink thing of DOOOM!! was about to destroy our..ummm...semi-heroes!
ZTARLIGHT AND ZIMMYHIME COME TO THE RESCUE!!! For above our heroes was a giant
alien space ship! (like the one from Independence Day...actually, it was the
one from Independence Day..so there)
Giant
pink beast thing: WHAT?!? WHO DARES DEFY THE WORD OF NICK?!?
Zimmyhime:
WE DO!! NOW PREPARE TO SUFFER FAIRY SCUM!!
Ztar:
WHEEEEEEEE!!! *activates giant laser*
a giant ray of blue lightning crashes down
apon the....creature...electrocuting its entire body and there for..causing it
to explode into many bloody fairy pieces.
Bayleaf:
ewwwwwwwwww...sick. (picks a wing outta her hair)
Dib:
The Earth is safe once more from badly written toons!!
Gaz:
YES!! now that I'm outta these ropes I can play my gameslave...*walks off while
playing with her gameslave*
Spooky:
how did you guys get that giant spacecraft? And how did you find us so
quickly?!?
Ztar:
Hey! you wrote this, not us!
Spooky:
oh, right..heh heh.
And triumphantly, our heroes walk away,
waving good-bye to the IZ crew, for now the menace known as the Fairly odd
parents was at bay...*camera turns over to a pile of ashes, a small hand bursts
from underneath the rubble. * But for how long?!?
DUN
DUN DUUUUUUN!!!
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ALL RIGHT!! IT'S DONE!! WHEEEEEEE!! That was fun eh?!? I'm sorry if you didn't like it...I'm very tired. Its now 1am, well, Reviews are acts of kindness you know...I would be very pleased...yup...hmm..I seem to have alot of space left...yup...sooo...flames are bad, cuz I'm just trying to be a nice person here and I didn't do anything to YOU!!! Ok, Im done know.