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Title:4 Funerals and a Wedding

Author: S~I~T~H~E

E-Mail: spirit_in_the_heavens_entrapped@hotmail.com

Fandom: FF VIII

Rating: G

Notes: This fic supports Squelphie and Zirvin (or Selphie and Squall ,and Zell and Irvin relationships) ,so if you want to flame me about those character groupings you can but please send a constructive criticism too. This story can be put anywhere you want, but if your putting it in an archive tell me.

Disclamer: Ok let's get this straight I don't own FF VIII and I don't own Squaresoft. So don't sue me. Now you may continue.

It was no secret Irvin was depressed, and everyone, except Selphie, knew it was because he didn't like Selphie but didn't have the guts to dump her. It was also know secret that he was taking six bottles of Prozac a day, and that he liked to take it ground up and dissolved in sugar-water. So it was not surprising that when Rinoa had a bout of pre-wedding-blues...

Rinoa thought: Should I marry him now? Am I ready for this kind of commitment yet ? Am I just marrying for lust? Is it wrong to marry for lust? etc etc etc .

...the first place she went was Irvin's bedroom. Finding it empty she looked around and found on the desk a glass of pretty clear liquid, she drank. Unfortunately no-one had yet found out that Irvin was also on one suicide attempt a day, so as the clear liquid slide down her throat...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH!"

Five minutes later, in the hospital bay, Rinoa was confirmed dead and everyone was looking all though the garden for Squall to tell him his bride to be was dead. However they were not likely to find him, as he was currently hanging upside-down out of a tree in Balam wearing only a thong, with the Muppet written a cross his head in purple felt-tip pen, no need to ask if he had a good stag night.

¬_¬ Author "Yes I know I said it had Squelphie and Zirvin but they come later, this is a 3 part fic ya know. Stay tuned. Sorry this part is so short more soon. "

¬_¬ review please